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Caption Contest XV

Avandel
Half-elven


Jul 21 2016, 1:46am

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Caption Contest XV Can't Post



I can't resist because this popped into my head:

High on the walls of the San Diego Convention Center, the dragon-mad Thorin shamefully allows his Company to mock those without SDCC badges.Evil

Even if I have to disqualify myselfAngelic. But then again, all of the TORn mods are probably at SDCC tonight....Evil



DainPig
Gondor


Jul 21 2016, 2:00am

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They are so happy [In reply to] Can't Post

happy because they had never seen a dwarf riding a pig

"Se mais pessoas valorizassem o lar acima do ouro, o mundo seria muito mais feliz."

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Kim
Valinor


Jul 21 2016, 4:00am

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The ravenous dwarves cheered the arrival of the Dominos pizza delivery guy // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"All we have to decide is what to do in the time that is given us."


cats16
Half-elven


Jul 21 2016, 5:07am

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Make Middle-earth Great Again Rally Ends in...never mind, too real. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!




Meneldor
Valinor


Jul 21 2016, 2:17pm

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Your mother was an elf-lover, [In reply to] Can't Post

and your father smells of lembas!


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Jul 21 2016, 4:54pm

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Cheers and thoughts of forthcoming bliss arise [In reply to] Can't Post

as several Dwarf-harlots approach the barricade…

'Still it might be well for all if all these strengths were joined, and the powers of each were used in league.'
-Glóin




weathertop
Rohan


Jul 21 2016, 5:36pm

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after 32mins... [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Enginerd


dormouse
Half-elven


Jul 21 2016, 10:19pm

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Passions are clearly running high..... [In reply to] Can't Post

...at the annual Erebor Moose versus Pig Derby

For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .


Dame Ioreth
Tol Eressea


Jul 22 2016, 1:35am

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*snert*// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Heed WBA when building blanket forts.
ITLs don't get enough FAS. :)

Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles.
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings






Avandel
Half-elven


Jul 23 2016, 2:14am

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These are funny *grins* [In reply to] Can't Post

Think I will pick a winner on Sunday?Cool



Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor


Jul 23 2016, 3:42am

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The Dwarves cheered loudly when it was announced that Dwarf-tossing would NOT be an Olympic sport! [In reply to] Can't Post

Cool

Proud member of the BOFA Denial Association


StingingFly
Lorien

Jul 23 2016, 5:39pm

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The Company heartily endorses Dain calling Thranduil a 'pointy-eared princess'... [In reply to] Can't Post

...Dori silently disapproves.


Armenelos
The Shire


Jul 24 2016, 3:52am

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Skin to win!!! [In reply to] Can't Post


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Avandel
Half-elven


Jul 24 2016, 11:21pm

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After careful consideration, CONGRATS Dormouse! [In reply to] Can't Post

It was close. VERY closeLaugh. But I couldn't get this *snert* out of my head:

http://www.sbnation.com/...al-and-its-fantastic


Of course, the #Majestic One would never do anything SILLY like that....



Tormenting his company with fish is perfectly OK tho. It's good to be king.Cool


dormouse
Half-elven


Jul 26 2016, 8:29am

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Eek...squeak!.... [In reply to] Can't Post

Thanks, Avandel - I'll be back asap with a new picture....

*scuttles off to hunt the screencaps......

For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .


Avandel
Half-elven


Jul 26 2016, 3:06pm

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Congrats! And let me know... [In reply to] Can't Post

If you need any Hobbit Hair pics....



AngelicCool

 
 

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