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SirDennisC
Half-elven
Jul 19 2016, 3:08am
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LOTR Caption Contest the CXV
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After a hundred and X!V of these things I thought it time Haldir got some love, even if it had to be a 'dirty shot' -- the ubiquitous Aragorn's in the foreground.
Go ahead, make us laugh!
Larger image here.
ps Thanks to Stingingfly of Rivendell for awarding me this honour, even though they were accidentally accorded the privilege before me.
(This post was edited by SirDennisC on Jul 19 2016, 3:20am)
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DainPig
Gondor
Jul 19 2016, 6:39am
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"I thought they could have a better actor for the role."
"Se mais pessoas valorizassem o lar acima do ouro, o mundo seria muito mais feliz."
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Jul 19 2016, 12:51pm
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Aragorn: “You dare give me that sideways look!”
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“Elendil!” he cried as out swept Anduril. “I would lop thy head from thy shoulders were it not such a thing of beauty! I am Aragorn the Ranger, son of Arathorn, and am called Elessar, the Elfstone, Dunedan, the heir of Isildur Elendil’s son of Gondor.
Er, not to mention Stick-at-Nought-Strider, Longshanks, and maybe later even ‘Wingfoot’!”
'Still it might be well for all if all these strengths were joined, and the powers of each were used in league.'
-Glóin
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Loresilme
Valinor
Jul 19 2016, 6:22pm
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Tonight on Battle of the Background Elves: Meet our newest contestant! That bodacious bowman, that elvish eye candy, the 'Noldor with the Smolder' - let's hear it for ... HIGWIT! //
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Loresilme
Valinor
Jul 19 2016, 7:58pm
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Rumil: "Haldir, is that my barrette you're wearing? I've been looking for that all over the flet." //
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Ataahua
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Jul 19 2016, 8:53pm
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"That overshirt with *those* boots? What were you thinking?" /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Ataahua
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Jul 19 2016, 8:55pm
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Haldir discovers the edge of Aragorn's sweaty-aroma zone. /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Belegdir
Lorien
Jul 19 2016, 9:10pm
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"... and then he fell right on his arse! Haha.. He's right behind me, isn't he?"
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Ataahua
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Jul 20 2016, 12:03am
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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CuriousG
Half-elven
Jul 20 2016, 4:01am
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"I look so cool with my hair like this in a movie, but if I'd done it this way in high school, I'd be a laughingstock." //
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hanne
Lorien
Jul 20 2016, 10:37am
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StingingFly
Lorien
Jul 20 2016, 1:41pm
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Aragorn: "So that's the creepy brother you were telling me about, I see what you mean...you said he doesn't understand the Common Tongue, right?
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Haldir: "...didn't"
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Lissuin
Valinor
Jul 20 2016, 9:37pm
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Yes, indeed, this is the young man who has stolen
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the heart of the Lady Arwen, but no, I am not going to fling him from the highest flet. He is mortal and I am patient. I can wait.
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SirDennisC
Half-elven
Jul 21 2016, 3:01pm
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I'm calling it. Belegdir wins -- but
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Allow me to alliterate: Belegdir wins not for this entry alone, but for consistently coining quality quips across countless contests. Congrats!
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Belegdir
Lorien
Jul 21 2016, 5:01pm
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You are a scholar and a gentleman. I only hope I can live up to your expectations. A new image will be forthcoming shortly. 
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Armenelos
The Shire
Jul 24 2016, 3:47am
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I pooted but I'll blame the dwarf. C'mon Hal couldn't you warn me when I'm behind you!
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(This post was edited by Armenelos on Jul 24 2016, 3:47am)
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