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Caption Contest XIV

StingingFly
Lorien

Jul 12 2016, 7:40pm

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Caption Contest XIV Can't Post

Poor Azog! Whatever could be the problem?





Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Jul 12 2016, 8:21pm

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Wouldn't you give your hand to a friend? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes


DainPig
Gondor


Jul 12 2016, 8:39pm

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My God.. he is gonna die! [In reply to] Can't Post

I hope Peter Jackson help him!

"Se mais pessoas valorizassem o lar acima do ouro, o mundo seria muito mais feliz."

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Lissuin
Valinor


Jul 12 2016, 9:26pm

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The Saturday night the guys bounced the bouncer. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Avandel
Half-elven


Jul 12 2016, 9:36pm

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But I WUV him! Let me go! Thorin don't leave me! We can make it work! [In reply to] Can't Post

That thing with your grandfather - I didn't mean it! *Sob*

Evil


weathertop
Rohan


Jul 12 2016, 9:58pm

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oh George, you were naughty to pretend you were a bunny rabbit. [In reply to] Can't Post

I will punish you good. JUST LET ME AT HIM!

Enginerd


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Jul 12 2016, 10:33pm

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Thorin teaches Azog the meaning of grief with an under-hand-ed Dwarfish kendo–stroke // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

'Still it might be well for all if all these strengths were joined, and the powers of each were used in league.'
-Glóin




DainPig
Gondor


Jul 12 2016, 10:51pm

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I didn't get it [In reply to] Can't Post

who is this George?

"Se mais pessoas valorizassem o lar acima do ouro, o mundo seria muito mais feliz."

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wizzardly
Rohan


Jul 12 2016, 11:16pm

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A scene from Peter Jackson's upcoming adaptation of The Wind in the Willows [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


Jul 13 2016, 2:22am

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Snazugrz and Ormurg discovered Azog's great weakness: the tickle fight. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor


Jul 13 2016, 3:18am

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Azog's singing for "Britain's Got Talent" apparently didn't go over very well... [In reply to] Can't Post

although threatening to decapitate Simon brought the audience to their feet!

Proud member of the BOFA Denial Association


cats16
Half-elven


Jul 13 2016, 6:20am

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"Let's go to Wolf Blitzer, who's live at the RNC in Cleveland, Ohio. Wolf, what's it like inside?" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!




Bracegirdle
Valinor


Jul 13 2016, 12:15pm

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Garn! Did I really type "Dwarfish"? *slaps forehead* // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

'Still it might be well for all if all these strengths were joined, and the powers of each were used in league.'
-Glóin




weathertop
Rohan


Jul 13 2016, 3:04pm

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it was a old 'classic' bugs bunny cartoon [In reply to] Can't Post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JlVqfC8-UI

which did a little poking fun at the character Lennie from Of Mice and Men.

Enginerd


Gianna
Rohan


Jul 14 2016, 12:22am

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"I want my doooooooolly!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

~There's some good left in this world. And it's worth fighting for.~
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My website...
...my fantasy novel Seascape...
...and my fantasy novel Starscape.


LSF
Gondor

Jul 14 2016, 12:25am

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Time-out in Orc society is taken very seriously


dormouse
Half-elven


Jul 14 2016, 4:46pm

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Azog thinks this may be a bad moment to be carried inside..... [In reply to] Can't Post

...as the Balrog is just firing up the oven for dinner

For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .


Meneldor
Valinor


Jul 15 2016, 6:44pm

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"But I want to stay out and play with my friends!" [In reply to] Can't Post

"No, Azog, it's time for your violin lesson."


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


ange1e4e5
Gondor

Jul 17 2016, 6:02pm

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"Let's give him a hand!" [In reply to] Can't Post

Clarence Boddiker, Robocop

I always follow my job through.


Gianna
Rohan


Jul 17 2016, 8:05pm

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The George episodes were some of the best. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

~There's some good left in this world. And it's worth fighting for.~
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My website...
...my fantasy novel Seascape...
...and my fantasy novel Starscape.


StingingFly
Lorien

Jul 18 2016, 2:18pm

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The winner [In reply to] Can't Post

What a great series of responses, many good laughs, three posts had me laughing out loud, Meneldor's allusion to Azog being forced to take violin lessons, Wizzardly's combination of whit and old wizard crankiness,
And our winner
Avandel's revelation of Azog's true feelings for Thorin...really, who can resist?


Avandel
Half-elven


Jul 20 2016, 12:11am

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*Bows deeply* - yeah! [In reply to] Can't Post


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What a great series of responses, many good laughs, three posts had me laughing out loud, Meneldor's allusion to Azog being forced to take violin lessons, Wizzardly's combination of whit and old wizard crankiness,
And our winner
Avandel's revelation of Azog's true feelings for Thorin...really, who can resist?



Much honored with all the talent on the board! Smile Thank you!Smile
OK, everyone grab a cookie and I shall ponder a suitable frame to put up soon...meanwhile...


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