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LOTR Caption Contest the CXIV

StingingFly
Lorien

Jul 5 2016, 2:56pm

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LOTR Caption Contest the CXIV Can't Post

Expressions of shock and awe from two of the coolest heads in Middle Earth!




Smaug the iron
Gondor


Jul 5 2016, 4:21pm

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Aragorn: I don't belive it, 50% discount on Mithril shirts. Legolas: The dwarves are out of there mind. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Gianna
Rohan


Jul 5 2016, 6:44pm

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Legolas and Aragorn, shocked and disgusted by PJ's nuclear Galadriel. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Ataahua
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Jul 5 2016, 8:31pm

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"Legolas, did you know that the Dead have Pantsless Wednesdays?" / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Dame Ioreth
Tol Eressea


Jul 6 2016, 12:57am

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"Sorry Legolas … I am terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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ITLs don't get enough FAS. :)

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― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings






CuriousG
Half-elven


Jul 6 2016, 2:53am

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Aragorn: "Help, I'm slipping on a banana peel!" Legolas: "I am too pretty to care." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Omnigeek
Lorien


Jul 6 2016, 3:27am

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Aragorn and Legolas were left speechless when they discovered how half-orcs came to be [In reply to] Can't Post

 


SirDennisC
Half-elven


Jul 6 2016, 2:11pm

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"Whoa.That's the second biggest pile of skulls I've ever seen!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



Belegdir
Lorien


Jul 6 2016, 3:43pm

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Wyld Stallyns! Didldldldldldlddii! [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Jul 6 2016, 6:03pm

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“Avert your eyes Leggy. I think they call it a ‘sponge-bath’”. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

'Still it might be well for all if all these strengths were joined, and the powers of each were used in league.'
-Glóin




Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Jul 6 2016, 6:59pm

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"We're on a mission from Eru!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes, the "Gossiper of the Gods"


Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


Jul 6 2016, 7:24pm

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But will they be excellent to each other? / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Bracegirdle
Valinor


Jul 6 2016, 8:30pm

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Viggo: No, No, NO! Have mercy Peter!! Spam sandwiches AGAIN for lunch!!?” // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

'Still it might be well for all if all these strengths were joined, and the powers of each were used in league.'
-Glóin




StingingFly
Lorien

Jul 6 2016, 9:47pm

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Along the same lines.... [In reply to] Can't Post

....my thought on this caption is

When Aragorn and Legolas return home at 3 a.m. from their 'boys night out', they incur the wrath of 'Nuclear Arwen'. Elrond tried to warn him.

Keep up the great responses everyone!


weathertop
Rohan


Jul 11 2016, 4:52pm

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Didldldldldldlddii! - we have a winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

although along the same lines as NukeG; the added bit of upset spouse after a late night was a beautiful touch!

now. go off and do wonderful things with the next installment.

Enginerd


StingingFly
Lorien

Jul 12 2016, 2:22am

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I am honored, but... [In reply to] Can't Post

...is one allowed to win the round they post the picture for?

I will gladly follow the ancient laws of the Caption Contest either way.


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Jul 12 2016, 3:00am

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It's still your call. [In reply to] Can't Post

Whenever you're ready to call a winner!

"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes


Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


Jul 12 2016, 3:31am

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As the person who posted the photo, [In reply to] Can't Post

you get to decide the winner. :)

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Bracegirdle
Valinor


Jul 12 2016, 1:19pm

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A hundred years ago last Thursday [In reply to] Can't Post

I queried BlackFox, the originator and Queen-in-Chief–Rule-maker of this LOTR Caption Contest, that same question and was severely chastised as a “churlish dolt”.


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...is one allowed to win the round they post the picture for?

So it seems the answer is no, No, NO! Mad

'Still it might be well for all if all these strengths were joined, and the powers of each were used in league.'
-Glóin




StingingFly
Lorien

Jul 12 2016, 1:58pm

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The winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

...of a very close and contested race of deserving entries.

SirDennisC, lead onward!


weathertop
Rohan


Jul 12 2016, 4:30pm

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SORRY, WRONG THREAD [In reply to] Can't Post

I posted one last week and just jumped to the most recent!
I was sposed to be in the Hobbit thread...
wow. i really need to wake up before i do things i guess...Blush

Enginerd


Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


Jul 12 2016, 7:22pm

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Heh - I can empathise. :D / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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SirDennisC
Half-elven


Jul 14 2016, 9:07pm

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Oh wow, thanks [In reply to] Can't Post

That Get Smart bit never gets old.

Can this wait a couple days I'm camping and Internet is seriously spottyCool



EomundDaughter
Lorien

Jul 14 2016, 9:41pm

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Did we turn off the stove before we left???? [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Armenelos
The Shire


Jul 24 2016, 3:51am

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Is that the new Iphone? [In reply to] Can't Post

 

 
 

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