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LOTR Caption Contest the CXIII

Ataahua
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Jun 29 2016, 12:43am

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LOTR Caption Contest the CXIII Can't Post

It's about time His Hotness with the Growly Voice made a return appearance. What could he and his sister be talking about?




A larger version of the pic is here.

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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sador
Half-elven


Jun 29 2016, 9:26am

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Growly Voice, yadda yadda yadda. How did you make it to Estrogen Island? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Jun 29 2016, 12:13pm

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“Er, well, you could try dressing like a man and calling yourself ‘Diphelm’ or something”. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

'Still it might be well for all if all these strengths were joined, and the powers of each were used in league.'
-Glóin




Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Jun 29 2016, 1:13pm

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ÉOWYN: Has Aragorn said anything about me? [In reply to] Can't Post

ÉOMER: I'm telling you, he's just not that into you, sis.

"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes, the "Gossiper of the Gods"

(This post was edited by Otaku-sempai on Jun 29 2016, 1:14pm)


Belegdir
Lorien


Jun 29 2016, 1:26pm

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No Éowyn, I am Law! [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Belegdir
Lorien


Jun 29 2016, 4:16pm

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Damn it Éowyn, I'm a Rohirrim, not a courtesan! [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor


Jun 29 2016, 6:37pm

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Eowyn: "That blonde wig of yours - not really working for me" [In reply to] Can't Post

"I like you better with dark hair."Wink

Proud member of the BOFA Denial Association

(This post was edited by Kilidoescartwheels on Jun 29 2016, 6:37pm)


Omnigeek
Lorien


Jun 30 2016, 3:29am

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Eomer: There's something strange about Aragorn ... Eowyn: He won't give ME the time of day, maybe you're more his type ... [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Jun 30 2016, 2:03pm

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Ha! [In reply to] Can't Post

Professor Tolkien would be rolling over in his grave (but I love it anyway!).

"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes, the "Gossiper of the Gods"


Gianna
Rohan


Jun 30 2016, 5:38pm

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Éowyn: "Look out, there's a tipsy Dwarf above your head with a mug full of ale." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

~There's some good left in this world. And it's worth fighting for.~
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My website...
...my fantasy novel Seascape...
...and my fantasy novel Starscape.


weathertop
Rohan


Jun 30 2016, 7:31pm

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in his growly voice: Quit embarassing me...I'm trying to make an impression [In reply to] Can't Post

Eowyn: with those shoulder pads; you're definitely making an impression...

Enginerd


Ataahua
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Jun 30 2016, 9:47pm

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"Does this armour make my head look small?" / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Gianna
Rohan


Jun 30 2016, 10:19pm

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Love it! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

~There's some good left in this world. And it's worth fighting for.~
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My website...
...my fantasy novel Seascape...
...and my fantasy novel Starscape.


CuriousG
Half-elven


Jun 30 2016, 11:47pm

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Eowyn: "Is your hair stuck to the post like mine is? Why doesn't Rohan have "wet paint" signs?!!!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


StingingFly
Lorien

Jul 1 2016, 12:25am

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Eowyn: "All I said was, 'Hope you can be there for the wedding'...can you stop with the 'Hope is forsaken in these lands' bit?!" [In reply to] Can't Post

Eomer: "Enjoy your marriage to Faramir, but do not trust to hope.."
Eowyn: "aargh! Someone find me Gimli"


dernwyn
Forum Admin / Moderator


Jul 3 2016, 2:38am

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Eomer is determined to finally beat Eowyn in a staring contest. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"


Meneldor
Valinor


Jul 3 2016, 4:38pm

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No, Eomer, you CAN'T borrow my conditioner! [In reply to] Can't Post

I don't care if you're having a bad hair day; I need to look my best while company is here.


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


dormouse
Half-elven


Jul 4 2016, 8:56am

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"Don't look now..... [In reply to] Can't Post

....but something has appeared between us. A little white hand."

"Do you know what it is? No, nor do I...."

"Just keep talking...pretend you haven't noticed."

For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Jul 4 2016, 1:16pm

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Nice split screen shot [In reply to] Can't Post

Eowyn isn't there!

or

Eomer isn't there! SlySly

'Still it might be well for all if all these strengths were joined, and the powers of each were used in league.'
-Glóin




Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


Jul 5 2016, 1:44am

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Congrats StingingFly - you're the winner of this round! [In reply to] Can't Post

The burden now lies upon you to post a photo for us captioneers.

SmileSmileSmile

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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(This post was edited by Ataahua on Jul 5 2016, 1:44am)


StingingFly
Lorien

Jul 5 2016, 2:57am

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Thank you [In reply to] Can't Post

...clearly this is my burden to bear and mine alone.
Unless I am ambushed by an oversized frog, then I leave the next round in his care.


SirDennisC
Half-elven


Jul 6 2016, 2:13pm

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Nice hehe // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



SirDennisC
Half-elven


Jul 6 2016, 2:17pm

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Eomer: "No, we were NOT switched at birth -- what does that even mean?!?" [In reply to] Can't Post

 



CuriousG
Half-elven


Jul 6 2016, 4:31pm

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Nice to see you again, SirDennis! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


SirDennisC
Half-elven


Jul 7 2016, 1:00am

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Nice to see you as well :) // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


 
 

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