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The Eleventy-second(CXII) LotR Caption Contest!

weathertop
Rohan


Jun 21 2016, 4:11pm

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As I enter Rohan, may I follow the rules set down in Days of Yore...

Please make my week merry and full of gusto with this here image:



a larger image can be found here

Enginerd


Belegdir
Lorien


Jun 21 2016, 4:56pm

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Drat. That Hamfast Gamgee is staring at me again. Just smile and slooowly look away... [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Jun 21 2016, 5:04pm

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"I like restraint, Sam, if it doesn't go too far." [In reply to] Can't Post

Rose as Mae West.

"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes, the "Gossiper of the Gods"


weathertop
Rohan


Jun 21 2016, 5:17pm

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i just ended up with Mt Dew up my nose... [In reply to] Can't Post

thanks for that...not!

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Bracegirdle
Valinor


Jun 21 2016, 5:33pm

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"You want thirteen children Sammy? Let's get started!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

'Still it might be well for all if all these strengths were joined, and the powers of each were used in league.'
-Glóin




EomundDaughter
Lorien

Jun 21 2016, 7:19pm

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You look just like Patty Duke's son !....wow [In reply to] Can't Post

 


dormouse
Half-elven


Jun 21 2016, 10:01pm

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Rose wonders if levitating a mug will attract Sam's attention.... [In reply to] Can't Post

Nothing else has worked so far!

For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .


Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


Jun 22 2016, 2:25am

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Rosie poses for the cover of Bar Wenches Weekly. [In reply to] Can't Post

Cover story: Tips on how to marry a Ring-bearer.

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Dame Ioreth
Tol Eressea


Jun 22 2016, 4:06am

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Like what you see Sam? ... [In reply to] Can't Post

Put a ring on it.

Cool

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Heed WBA when building blanket forts.
ITLs don't get enough FAS. :)

Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles.
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings






Omnigeek
Lorien


Jun 22 2016, 4:52am

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I hear this would just barely fit over ... [In reply to] Can't Post

 


sador
Half-elven


Jun 22 2016, 9:58am

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This, my friend, is half a pint. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


weathertop
Rohan


Jun 28 2016, 5:36pm

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quality, not quantity [In reply to] Can't Post

although few in number, most were some seriously funny responses.

as much as i wanted to give it over to some of the more...lewd...Rosie just didn't have that gleam in her eye for them. So I had to go with Ataahua's more tame take!

Congrats, here's your draft: *slides a half-pint down the bar*

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Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


Jun 28 2016, 7:15pm

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*slurps* [In reply to] Can't Post

Thank'ee kindly weathertop. I'll have a hunt through photos for inspiration for the next round of captions.

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


Ataahua's stories


EomundDaughter
Lorien

Jun 28 2016, 7:54pm

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or....just when do the elves arrive? [In reply to] Can't Post

 


SirDennisC
Half-elven


Jul 6 2016, 3:03pm

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Hunh, that Ant Man's kind of cute from this angle. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


 
 

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