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Caption Contest XII

Lissuin
Valinor


Jun 15 2016, 10:38pm

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Gosh. He..kinda..reminds me...of...
Nah yeah. Hey, dear Tornfolk, these days you've either gotta laugh or cry.
Do your thang!
Love,
Liss





Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Jun 16 2016, 12:16am

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"It's mine, ya understand?!?" [In reply to] Can't Post

"Down, down, down! Go, go, go! I'm rich! I'm financially secure!"

"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes, the "Gossiper of the Gods"


Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


Jun 16 2016, 12:22am

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It was the stuff of nightmares: Thror's colourblindness meant he couldn't see gold. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


Ataahua's stories


Elarie
Grey Havens

Jun 16 2016, 1:56am

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Of all the places to drop my wedding ring... [In reply to] Can't Post

Tongue

__________________

Gold is the strife of kinsmen,
and fire of the flood-tide,
and the path of the serpent.



Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


Jun 16 2016, 2:00am

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Ha! :D / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


Ataahua's stories


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Jun 16 2016, 2:48am

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“Believe I’ll pawn-off this emerald ring. Just doesn’t go with the décor!” // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

'Still it might be well for all if all these strengths were joined, and the powers of each were used in league.'
-Glóin




LSF
Gondor

Jun 16 2016, 3:10am

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"I'm sorry, Thorin, your grandfather is dead... But don't despair, for he's gone to the great treasure-vault in the sky."


weathertop
Rohan


Jun 16 2016, 2:37pm

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I feel pretty, Oh, so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and bright! [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Enginerd


weathertop
Rohan


Jun 16 2016, 2:44pm

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i wonder how dizzy they get watching through Thror's ring? [In reply to] Can't Post



Enginerd


KingTurgon
Rohan


Jun 16 2016, 4:05pm

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Where is my house key? I know I left it in Erebor.


Meneldor
Valinor


Jun 16 2016, 4:51pm

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No, Mr Baggins, I expect you to die! [In reply to] Can't Post

 


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor


Jun 17 2016, 1:46am

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GOLDFINGER! (Ba Baaa Ba) [In reply to] Can't Post

"He's the Dwarf, the Dwarf with the Midas touch - a Spider's touch...."

No, wait - that's Thorin with the Spider's touchTongue



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dormouse
Half-elven


Jun 17 2016, 1:52pm

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Thror can't imagine how he ended up in Bellatrix's vault at Gringotts.. [In reply to] Can't Post

..or how he's going to find his way out!

For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Jun 17 2016, 9:16pm

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Thror’s so thor he can hardly pith… // [In reply to] Can't Post

I didn't say that !!! Angelic Angelic

'Still it might be well for all if all these strengths were joined, and the powers of each were used in league.'
-Glóin




Lissuin
Valinor


Jun 25 2016, 6:39am

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This is just so silly! You win, weathertop! [In reply to] Can't Post

 "The poor man is out of his mind."
"I am. Crazy!"
"Or maybe it's fleas."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7BQRGXFLJs

We look forward to your post for our next contest!


weathertop
Rohan


Jul 1 2016, 6:50pm

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i do? i am? [In reply to] Can't Post

and i pity any girl who is not me today...it's alarming how charming i feel! thanks Lissuin!!

I did not see this coming AND also somehow missed the announcement. thanks for the PM too Lissuin.

i'll do my best to post today and hopefully will be around next Fri to judge (tho it may have to wait til later next weekend).

Enginerd

 
 

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