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dernwyn
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Jun 6 2016, 9:16pm
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LotR Caption Contest CX!
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My thanks to sador for selecting my mis-use of the Blues Brothers for the last round! 
For this round, let's return to our other two Hobbits-in-interesting-circumstances:
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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"
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cats16
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Jun 6 2016, 9:51pm
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"Save a horse, ride an Uruk-hai" ~ Big & Rich comeback album //
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Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!
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Otaku-sempai
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Jun 6 2016, 10:46pm
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"The next time I suggest using Uber, Merry, smack me!"
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"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes, the "Gossiper of the Gods"
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Bracegirdle
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Jun 6 2016, 11:57pm
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“I’m glad you’re here with me Merry, at the end of all Second Breakfasts.” //
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'Still it might be well for all if all these strengths were joined, and the powers of each were used in league.'
-Glóin
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Ataahua
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Jun 7 2016, 12:46am
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"The next time you suggest hug therapy to turn a bad guy good, count me out." /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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OldestDaughter
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Jun 7 2016, 1:51am
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Pippin soon realizes that piggy-back riding the orcs was a bad idea.
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"Keen, heart-piercing was her song as the song of the lark that rises from the gates of night and pours its voice among the dying stars, seeing the sun behind the walls of the world; and the song of Lúthien released the bonds of winter, and the frozen waters spoke, and flowers sprang from the cold earth where her feet had passed."
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Ataahua
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Jun 7 2016, 4:16am
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"You know what Merry? I don't think these are particularly ugly ponies after all." /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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(This post was edited by Ataahua on Jun 7 2016, 4:17am)
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sador
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Jun 7 2016, 9:13am
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What's for lunch? Vegetarian again? //
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Meneldor
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Jun 7 2016, 1:00pm
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I'M on the downwind side!
They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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weathertop
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Jun 7 2016, 3:11pm
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They didn't take the left turn at Albuquerque?
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Smaug the iron
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Jun 7 2016, 3:31pm
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When Marry and Pippin discovered that the eagles was no taxi service they tried the Uruk-hai taxi service.
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weathertop
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Jun 7 2016, 7:37pm
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you know, I don't think this is what Gandalf meant
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by "fly, you fools"
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Omnigeek
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Jun 8 2016, 12:07am
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Merry, I don't think they meant what we thought when they said they'd have us for elevensies
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Meneldor
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Jun 8 2016, 1:04pm
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But if the rising sun is behind our right shoulders,
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that must mean we're going northWEST!
They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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Otaku-sempai
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Jun 8 2016, 7:12pm
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Although, maybe I should have made the service 'Uber-hai'.
"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes, the "Gossiper of the Gods"
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Maciliel
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Jun 10 2016, 1:47am
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"The next time you suggest hug therapy to turn a bad guy good, count me out." / by Ataahua
cheers --
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aka. fili orc-enshield
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the scene, as i understand it, is exceptionally well-written. fili (in sort of a callback to the scene with the eagles), calls out "thorRIIIIIIN!!!" just as he sees the pale orc veer in for the kill. he picks up the severed arm of an orc which is lying on the ground, swings it up in desperation, effectively blocking the pale orc's blow. and thus, forever after, fili is known as "fili orc-enshield."
this earns him deep respect from his hard-to-please uncle. as well as a hug. kili wipes his boots on the pale orc's glory box. -- maciliel telpemairo
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ange1e4e5
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Jun 10 2016, 2:55am
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"Out of service, out of Rohan, I wouldn't hang about!"
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"This hobbit is getting wildly out of wing!"
I always follow my job through.
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Ataahua
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Jun 10 2016, 9:30pm
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Maciliel
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Jun 12 2016, 12:42am
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i don't know how this happened, but i quoted the wrong thing
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i don't know how this happened, but i quoted the wrong thing..... the following is the following ataahua quip....
"You know what Merry? I don't think these are particularly ugly ponies after all." / by Ataahua
cheers :)
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the scene, as i understand it, is exceptionally well-written. fili (in sort of a callback to the scene with the eagles), calls out "thorRIIIIIIN!!!" just as he sees the pale orc veer in for the kill. he picks up the severed arm of an orc which is lying on the ground, swings it up in desperation, effectively blocking the pale orc's blow. and thus, forever after, fili is known as "fili orc-enshield."
this earns him deep respect from his hard-to-please uncle. as well as a hug. kili wipes his boots on the pale orc's glory box. -- maciliel telpemairo
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Lissuin
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Jun 12 2016, 11:20am
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'Interesting circumstances'?! That is what the woman said."
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Belegdir
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Jun 13 2016, 1:19pm
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I agree Merry. Uruk-hai mounts are faster... but the smell. Oh my the smell.
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dernwyn
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Jun 13 2016, 9:31pm
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Oh dear...I'm having such a laugh with all these responses...
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But there can be only one winner - and this time, that's you, Otaku-sempai! For not only messing with Uber, but coming up with Middle-earth's newest ride service, Uber-hai!
Congratulations, and the most auspicious eleventy-first round is yours!
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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"
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Otaku-sempai
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Jun 13 2016, 10:45pm
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...I shall endeavor to find a suitable pic for the occasion. I hope I can find a good one that hasn't already been used!
"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes, the "Gossiper of the Gods"
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Gets my vote :)
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