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Being the Tenth Hobbit Caption Contest: X Marks the Spot

Meneldor
Valinor


May 30 2016, 7:42pm

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Being the Tenth Hobbit Caption Contest: X Marks the Spot Can't Post

If the fangyrls don't go nuts with this one, I'll eat my beard.





They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


May 30 2016, 8:42pm

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"That last M&M was MINE!" / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Omnigeek
Lorien


May 30 2016, 9:29pm

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What do you mean, some people don't like my beard? [In reply to] Can't Post

... I just had to ...

Wink


Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


May 30 2016, 10:11pm

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Thorin gets a sharp reminder to not walk around barefoot after Ori's been playing with Lego. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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(This post was edited by Ataahua on May 30 2016, 10:11pm)


cats16
Half-elven


May 30 2016, 10:57pm

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"It's FAKE fur, I swear!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!




Fereth
Rivendell


May 30 2016, 11:20pm

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Thorin to Enterprise! One to beam up, no sign of intelligent life down here! [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Avandel
Half-elven


May 30 2016, 11:36pm

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It's MY computer and I'll update the OS when I want to!!! [In reply to] Can't Post

Saw things on my system. Unwanted things. Things I never asked for. Like goblins the pop-up came again and again and againFrown. I cursed. I couldn't stop it. In desperation I prostrated myself before the great oracle Google. And lo! the Oracle spoketh, and swiftly guided me to succor...in fact, very much like Bilbo...

You know who you are, you overgrown tech bully.Evil


Lissuin
Valinor


May 30 2016, 11:43pm

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And this is my QUEST - [In reply to] Can't Post

To follow that STAR,
No matter how hopeless,
No matter how FAR!


OldestDaughter
Rohan


May 31 2016, 1:37am

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"Kili did what!!?" [In reply to] Can't Post

When Thorin finds out that Kili has had an interest in elf maids all along.




"Keen, heart-piercing was her song as the song of the lark that rises from the gates of night and pours its voice among the dying stars, seeing the sun behind the walls of the world; and the song of Lúthien released the bonds of winter, and the frozen waters spoke, and flowers sprang from the cold earth where her feet had passed."


dormouse
Half-elven


May 31 2016, 8:10am

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"But more, much more than this... [In reply to] Can't Post

Fangirls, I've had a few
But then again, too few to mention (cough)
They came in droves I knew
My band of dwarves was my protection

I planned each curling lock
Each careless toss
Each windswept fly-away

My hair is my true crown
I did it my way!" Evil

For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .

(This post was edited by dormouse on May 31 2016, 8:11am)


Dame Ioreth
Tol Eressea


May 31 2016, 12:39pm

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Thorin checks out the acoustics at Mirkwood Hall prior to opening his all-dwarf opera, Out of Business in which Seville's barber moves to Erebor.// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Heed WBA when building blanket forts.
ITLs don't get enough FAS. :)

Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles.
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings






Bracegirdle
Valinor


May 31 2016, 1:14pm

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*Spews coffee* If Dame I is THAT clever I ain’t gonna play no more – no more! [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"I never said most of the things I said."
- Yogi & Me




Avandel
Half-elven


May 31 2016, 4:31pm

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*Snigger* [In reply to] Can't Post

That's FANG-GIR-IELLS.Wink
We're uptown fans.Tongue








Angelic


Darkstone
Immortal


May 31 2016, 5:43pm

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"Stella!!" / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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"We’re orcs of the Misty Mountains,
Our singing’s part of canon.
We do routines and chorus scenes
While dancing with abandon.
We killed Isildur in the Gladden,
To help Sauron bring Armageddon!"

-From "Monty Python and the One Ring"


Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor


May 31 2016, 6:44pm

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Ori's belch is NUTHIN' - just listen to THIS! [In reply to] Can't Post

"BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP" Excuse me, please!

Proud member of the BOFA Denial Association


weathertop
Rohan


Jun 4 2016, 4:24am

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My beard is short for a REASON! [In reply to] Can't Post

and it does NOT take away from this movie...

Wink

Enginerd


Meneldor
Valinor


Jun 5 2016, 4:30pm

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Forgive me, Dormouse, [In reply to] Can't Post

for I find myself dragging you from your cozy little teapot and out into the harsh glare of the public spotlight so that you may carry on the ancient and honored customs of the caption contest winner. All bow to the dormouse! For she does it her way!


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


dormouse
Half-elven


Jun 6 2016, 1:36pm

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The mouse pops out and makes a quick curtsey on the lid..... [In reply to] Can't Post

...but doesn't stay too long in case the eagle is hungry, scurrying back into the teapot to find a new picture.

Thank'ee, Meneldor, I'm honoured! Smile

I'll be back!

For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .

 
 

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