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Meneldor
Valinor
May 30 2016, 7:42pm
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Being the Tenth Hobbit Caption Contest: X Marks the Spot
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If the fangyrls don't go nuts with this one, I'll eat my beard.
They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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Ataahua
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May 30 2016, 8:42pm
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..." Dwarves: "Pretty rings..." Men: "Pretty rings..." Sauron: "Mine's better." "Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak. Ataahua's stories
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Omnigeek
Lorien
May 30 2016, 9:29pm
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What do you mean, some people don't like my beard?
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... I just had to ...
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Ataahua
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May 30 2016, 10:11pm
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Thorin gets a sharp reminder to not walk around barefoot after Ori's been playing with Lego. /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..." Dwarves: "Pretty rings..." Men: "Pretty rings..." Sauron: "Mine's better." "Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak. Ataahua's stories
(This post was edited by Ataahua on May 30 2016, 10:11pm)
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cats16
Half-elven
May 30 2016, 10:57pm
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Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!
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Fereth
Rivendell
May 30 2016, 11:20pm
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Thorin to Enterprise! One to beam up, no sign of intelligent life down here!
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Avandel
Half-elven
May 30 2016, 11:36pm
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It's MY computer and I'll update the OS when I want to!!!
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Saw things on my system. Unwanted things. Things I never asked for. Like goblins the pop-up came again and again and again. I cursed. I couldn't stop it. In desperation I prostrated myself before the great oracle Google. And lo! the Oracle spoketh, and swiftly guided me to succor...in fact, very much like Bilbo... You know who you are, you overgrown tech bully.
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Lissuin
Valinor
May 30 2016, 11:43pm
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To follow that STAR, No matter how hopeless, No matter how FAR!
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OldestDaughter
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May 31 2016, 1:37am
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When Thorin finds out that Kili has had an interest in elf maids all along.
"Keen, heart-piercing was her song as the song of the lark that rises from the gates of night and pours its voice among the dying stars, seeing the sun behind the walls of the world; and the song of Lúthien released the bonds of winter, and the frozen waters spoke, and flowers sprang from the cold earth where her feet had passed."
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dormouse
Half-elven
May 31 2016, 8:10am
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"But more, much more than this...
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Fangirls, I've had a few But then again, too few to mention (cough) They came in droves I knew My band of dwarves was my protection I planned each curling lock Each careless toss Each windswept fly-away My hair is my true crown I did it my way!"
For still there are so many things that I have never seen: in every wood and every spring there is a different green. . .
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Dame Ioreth
Tol Eressea
May 31 2016, 12:39pm
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Thorin checks out the acoustics at Mirkwood Hall prior to opening his all-dwarf opera, Out of Business in which Seville's barber moves to Erebor.//
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_ Heed WBA when building blanket forts. ITLs don't get enough FAS. :) Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles. ― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
May 31 2016, 1:14pm
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*Spews coffee* If Dame I is THAT clever I ain’t gonna play no more – no more!
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"I never said most of the things I said." - Yogi & Me
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Avandel
Half-elven
May 31 2016, 4:31pm
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That's FANG-GIR-IELLS. We're uptown fans.
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Darkstone
Immortal
May 31 2016, 5:43pm
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****************************************** "We’re orcs of the Misty Mountains, Our singing’s part of canon. We do routines and chorus scenes While dancing with abandon. We killed Isildur in the Gladden, To help Sauron bring Armageddon!" -From "Monty Python and the One Ring"
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Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor
May 31 2016, 6:44pm
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Ori's belch is NUTHIN' - just listen to THIS!
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"BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP" Excuse me, please!
Proud member of the BOFA Denial Association
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Rohan
Jun 4 2016, 4:24am
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My beard is short for a REASON!
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and it does NOT take away from this movie...
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Meneldor
Valinor
Jun 5 2016, 4:30pm
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for I find myself dragging you from your cozy little teapot and out into the harsh glare of the public spotlight so that you may carry on the ancient and honored customs of the caption contest winner. All bow to the dormouse! For she does it her way!
They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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dormouse
Half-elven
Jun 6 2016, 1:36pm
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The mouse pops out and makes a quick curtsey on the lid.....
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...but doesn't stay too long in case the eagle is hungry, scurrying back into the teapot to find a new picture. Thank'ee, Meneldor, I'm honoured! I'll be back!
For still there are so many things that I have never seen: in every wood and every spring there is a different green. . .
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