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Belegdir
Lorien
May 21 2016, 1:26pm
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LOTR Caption Contest the 107th.
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Thanks for the win Weathertop.
Let's see how we get on with this one.
 
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ange1e4e5
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May 21 2016, 1:28pm
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Bilbo gives instructions on handling a sword safely.
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I always follow my job through.
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hanne
Lorien
May 21 2016, 2:19pm
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It's a bit wide for marshmallows, they fall off. So mind you thread the hotdogs on sideways, my lad. //
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Otaku-sempai
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May 21 2016, 2:37pm
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"How BIG is the spider in your bathtub, Bilbo?" //
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"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes, the "Gossiper of the Gods"
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
May 21 2016, 6:10pm
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“No, no! My boy. When Sting stung in Mirkwood I sang . .
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‘Lazy Lob and crazy Cob’
Not ‘Lazy Slob and crazy Mob’”
"I never said most of the things I said."
- Yogi & Me
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Darkstone
Immortal
May 22 2016, 12:56am
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Question 5 - Your uncle invites you to tea, but you're surprised when he gives you a short sword and orders you to kill another Shire resident. What do you do?
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1. Obey your elder and kill the Shire resident with the short sword.
2. Offer your uncle a keg of Old Toby and a bottle of miruvor in return for the Shire resident's life.
3. Ask your uncle for an Elven great sword instead. After all, you wouldn't want to miss.
4. Point behind your uncle and yell "Look! Something distracting!!" then run and find Gandalf.
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Elves and Men and Dwarves gonna cower,
When I finish building my tower,
When I finish building my tower with the Eye on top!
Watch that Eye and see how it glowers,
Ain't no contest between the Two Towers,
Nosey folks'll peek thru' palantirs and their eyes will pop!
The battlement's black and immeasurably strong, an adamant mountain of iron,
A buttress of steel, impossibly tall, held aloft by the power of Sauron!
See that Eye a winkin' and blinkin',
Ain't no finer tower I'm thinkin',
You can keep Orthanc if you're thinkin' that I'd care to swap,
For my black and shiny tower with the Eye on the top!
-Rodgers and Hammerstein, The Lord of the Rings
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Ataahua
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May 22 2016, 1:10am
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"You're setting out the silverware, so be sure to put the dragon-steak knife between the entree knife and the soup spoon." /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
Ataahua's stories
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Ataahua
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May 22 2016, 1:11am
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"The blade glows blue when orcs are near, and a bright yellow to blind the eyes of meddling uncles." /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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zarabia
Tol Eressea
May 22 2016, 2:19am
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...and in the handle there's a corkscrew, a pair of tweezers, and a toothpick. Those Elves think of everything!" //
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You realize that life goes fast
It's hard to make the good things last
You realize the sun doesn't go down
It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning 'round
~Do You Realize?, The Flaming Lips
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Belegdir
Lorien
May 22 2016, 11:36am
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Keep them coming! These are just great!
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Meneldor
Valinor
May 22 2016, 4:43pm
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is Sting, a Gondolindrim blue-glowing double-edged yrch slayer, the world's most powerful short sword. Do you feel lucky today, punk?
They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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Belegdir
Lorien
May 23 2016, 10:50am
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zarabia!
All the entries were fantastic, but this one kept me giggling for hours.
Congrats to all!
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Meneldor
Valinor
May 23 2016, 2:21pm
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Your uncle wanted you to have this when you were old enough.
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This is Sting, the weapon of a burglar. Not as clumsy or random as a bow or an axe. An elegant weapon, of a more civilized First Age.
They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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weathertop
Rohan
May 23 2016, 3:26pm
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oops caps lock was on!
but the week just started!
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Belegdir
Lorien
May 23 2016, 4:43pm
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I won't be on much for the next few days so I thought it wasn't fair to let people hang.
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Fichtenbrenner
Bree
May 24 2016, 1:05am
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It glows blue, if you get a whatsapp message from an orc."
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zarabia
Tol Eressea
May 24 2016, 3:37am
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Thank you, Belegdir!
I found an image before I logged on so, fingers crossed, I'll be posting the next image in a jiff.
(Now, let's see if I can get Windows 10 to work for me  )
You realize that life goes fast
It's hard to make the good things last
You realize the sun doesn't go down
It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning 'round
~Do You Realize?, The Flaming Lips
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zarabia
Tol Eressea
May 24 2016, 3:38am
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Star Wars props, Meneldor! Love it! :) //
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It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning 'round
~Do You Realize?, The Flaming Lips
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Ataahua
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May 24 2016, 3:49am
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When blocking a troll has a different meaning...
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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zarabia
Tol Eressea
May 24 2016, 3:59am
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Having technical difficulties; please stand by :P //
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You realize that life goes fast
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You realize the sun doesn't go down
It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning 'round
~Do You Realize?, The Flaming Lips
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