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Meneldor
Valinor
May 3 2016, 2:46pm
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Caption Contest CIV: A more elegant contest for a more CIVilized age?
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Not likely! This will probably make Silverlode regret naming me winner of the last round. I suppose a psychoanalyst would have something to say about my choice of an "entertaining" image: And what do your captions say about you? Have at it, compadres!
They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
May 3 2016, 2:50pm
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For some reason licorice swords never really caught on.
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"Things need not to have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow-truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot." - Dream of the Endless
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Darkstone
Immortal
May 3 2016, 4:35pm
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There was something about the assassin from the Lollipop Guild that gave him away... /
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****************************************** Elves and Men and Dwarves gonna cower, When I finish building my tower, When I finish building my tower with the Eye on top! Watch that Eye and see how it glowers, Ain't no contest between the Two Towers, Nosey folks'll peek thru' palantirs and their eyes will pop! The battlement's black and immeasurably strong, an adamant mountain of iron, A buttress of steel, impossibly tall, held aloft by the power of Sauron! See that Eye a winkin' and blinkin', Ain't no finer tower I'm thinkin', You can keep Orthanc if you're thinkin' that I'd care to swap, For my black and shiny tower with the Eye on the top! -Rodgers and Hammerstein, The Lord of the Rings
(This post was edited by Darkstone on May 3 2016, 4:35pm)
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Loresilme
Valinor
May 3 2016, 5:29pm
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Mrs. Lurtz (rustling around offscreen): "Lurtz? Have you seen that palette knife I was using to crazy glue the kids' science project?" //
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Lissuin
Valinor
May 3 2016, 7:54pm
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PJ: Liss, I put in this shot so you'd be so grossed out you'd close your eyes and never see what happens next. Well, it worked, didn't it?
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CuriousG
Half-elven
May 3 2016, 9:22pm
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"Naw, honey, the fight wasn't so bad for me. You should see the weapons stuck in the other guy's face." //
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Rembrethil
Tol Eressea
May 3 2016, 9:26pm
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What was that about my teeth! I don't need no stinkin' dentist!
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Sing a song of long lament The days be past, the years are spent The flames of fire, on funeral pyre The warrior's soul it's wing'd way hath sent
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
May 4 2016, 12:19am
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Graduating magma cum laude from the 'Angrenost College of Stick and Slice' . .
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Lurtz gives a physical demonstration of his unique thesis on Throat-slicing From Behind and Knife-licking.
"I never said most of the things I said." - Yogi & Me
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Annael
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May 4 2016, 4:54pm
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I am a dreamer of words, of written words. I think I am reading; a word stops me. I leave the page. The syllables of the words begin to move around … The words take on other meanings as if they had the right to be young. -- Gaston Bachelard * * * * * * * * * * NARF and member of Deplorable Cultus since 1967
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Belegdir
Lorien
May 5 2016, 1:44pm
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The uni-tool included in orc flatpack furniture was both frustrating and dangerous as Lurtz quickly discovered to his dismay.
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Meneldor
Valinor
May 10 2016, 8:32pm
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Crazy glue on the knife? Now that's a prank and a half!
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Being a guy, I can't help but appreciate pranks that involve crazy glue and other people's flesh. Come on down, Loresilme, cuz you're the next contestant on "The Caption is Right!" Mad props to all entrants, and special kudos to Darkstone's new footer which I just noticed. Rogers and Hammerstein would be proud. Or maybe horrified, it's hard to say.
They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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Loresilme
Valinor
May 11 2016, 10:35am
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Who knew Orc women were such pranksters ?! I shall be back asap with round one-oh-fiver!
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