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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Apr 28 2016, 9:06pm
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Beware! Grond-o! The latest in Mexican battering rams. //
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"I never said most of the things I said."
- Yogi & Me
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Apr 28 2016, 9:28pm
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I may not always use a deodorant. But when I do I prefer . . .
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ISENGUARD!
"I never said most of the things I said."
- Yogi & Me
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Apr 29 2016, 12:33am
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Oooh, nice tie-in! Vilya share a dram my mellon? //
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"I never said most of the things I said."
- Yogi & Me
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noWizardme
Half-elven
Apr 29 2016, 7:51am
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Fellbeast body spray For Men (for teenage boys really).
The advertising campaign would suggest that this product would "release your inner animal" and "it's what the Nazgûls want". TV ads would suggest that just dosing yourself with a cloud of this would draw the girls like a mating pheromone. Not the greatest idea of how to date to give new recruits to that interest, really.
Actually it would smell appalling-especially when teamed with forgotten items of sportswear and a poor ventilation in a shower-room: the characteristic smell of the locker room.
I suppose there's an equivalent product to con teen girls out of their allowance?
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volunteers are still needed to lead chapters for our upcoming ROTK read-through http://newboards.theonering.net/...i?post=893293#893293
A set of links to our Book III discussions can be found here: http://newboards.theonering.net/...i?post=886383#886383
A set of links to the Book IV discussions are here: http://newboards.theonering.net/...i?post=899201#899201
A wonderful list of links to Boook II, Book I and previous read-throughs is curated by our very own 'squire' here http://users.bestweb.net/...-SixthDiscussion.htm
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Nuradar
Rohan
Apr 29 2016, 3:45pm
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Having anxiety and anger issues? Ask your doctor about Angrist...
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Nuradar
Rohan
Apr 29 2016, 3:48pm
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Sore gums? Lost a tooth recently? Ask your doctor or dentist about Hadhafang...
It'll close that gap and heal your gums in no time.
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Nuradar
Rohan
Apr 29 2016, 3:49pm
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Did you fall and scrape your knee? Paper cut at work?
Reach for Sting antiseptic cream - it hurts, but it works!
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Nuradar
Rohan
Apr 29 2016, 3:53pm
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Tired of shaving your legs? Is waxing too painful?
Try Herugrim hair removal cream. Rub it on, leave for 5 minutes, then rinse off. It's as easy as that!
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Rembrethil
Tol Eressea
Apr 29 2016, 4:05pm
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Weight-loss is a sure-thang with Gurthang!
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Et one too many sheep? Looking to trim that ungainly paunch and don't like the taste of stringy farmers or horse? Well the newest weight-loss solution since the Second Age is finally available outside the Ettenmoors. Don't let being hungry trolls get in the way of your morning strolls!
Warning: May cause and increased sensitivity to light as well as possible scaling of the skin. Should only be administered by a healer in a properly dim cave.
Sing a song of long lament
The days be past, the years are spent
The flames of fire, on funeral pyre
The warrior's soul it's wing'd way hath sent
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Apr 29 2016, 10:49pm
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“I don’t always drink lemonade. But when I do I prefer . .
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~Sourman’s Delight~
“Stay thirsty my friends.”
"I never said most of the things I said."
- Yogi & Me
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Apr 30 2016, 12:24am
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I don’t always shave the back of my neck. But when I do I prefer to use a . .
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Neck Romancer ®
"I never said most of the things I said."
- Yogi & Me
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Apr 30 2016, 12:22pm
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I don’t always eat steak. But when I do I prefer . .
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Fíli Mignon
"Stay hungry my friends."
"I never said most of the things I said."
- Yogi & Me
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
May 2 2016, 12:15pm
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Longo Tim no see L. Ron. Where Half you been? Wilcome back! //
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"I never said most of the things I said."
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
May 4 2016, 5:27pm
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I don’t always eat pickles. But when I do I prefer a . .
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kosher AmanDill
”Stay hungry my friends.”
"I never said most of the things I said."
- Yogi & Me
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