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dormouse
Half-elven
Apr 28 2016, 8:31am
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Caption Contest V - at last!!!
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With apologies for the delay - decisions never were my strong point  ... Here, for your amusement and creative construction may I present:
Go forth and make me laugh!
For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Apr 28 2016, 12:20pm
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Bilbo steps on a rock-shard while Dwalin finishes the one about the blonde who walks into a bar with a blue monkey and a duck. //
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"I never said most of the things I said."
- Yogi & Me
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LSF
Gondor
Apr 28 2016, 1:39pm
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*Dramatic narrator voice* "What horror from the abyss awaits our heroes? Find out next week. Same time, same channel."
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Darkstone
Immortal
Apr 28 2016, 1:40pm
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Instead of lightening the mood, Ori's rendition of "Look Down" from Les Miz had the opposite effect. /
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“Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"
"Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
"Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
"But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!”
"Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!"
"No way!"
"Way!"
"Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!"
"Cool!!"
-Zack Snyder's The Return of the King
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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
Apr 28 2016, 1:42pm
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ORI: I tell ya, bungi-jumping is easy! I'll go first. //
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"Things need not to have happened to be true.
Tales and dreams are the shadow-truths that will endure
when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot."
- Dream of the Endless
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Meneldor
Valinor
Apr 28 2016, 2:38pm
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Dwalin and Bilbo are astounded by Ori's skill
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at writing his name in the snow.
They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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Avandel
Half-elven
Apr 28 2016, 4:37pm
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The Company gazed down in horror at the angry mob below, who were waving handfuls of yak hair and screaming that even Bilbo shall have a proper beard.
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Bilbo's stout heart quailed in despair at the prospect of having a cheap polyester beard plastered to his face. The resulting rash would torment him for days! "What are they?" he whispered.
Thorin Oakenshield glared at the frothing humans, cerulean blue eyes blazing in defiance, fists clenched. His thick lion's mane of espresso silken locks swirled perfectly in the breeze.
"They were once Men. Great scholars of Men. Then they took unto themselves the writings of Tolkien. Blinded by love, they re-read without question. One by one, they turned from the light that is Sir Peter Jackson. They are the Canonistas, neither living nor dead....they will never stop hunting us."
The Mountain King looked at the handsome features of his nephews, and there was a grim flash of his perfect teeth. "My boys. By Mahal, I am not spending the rest of this Quest with some itchy hot mess of yak hair flapping around every time the wind machine is turned on! We are the Sons of Durin. We already have EPIC HAIR and it's pretty well agreed we're already, er, hot."
"Kili, on my mark. Ready, draw..."
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Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor
Apr 28 2016, 5:32pm
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Good one! I tell 'ya, we need another River of Denial thread - and you're just itching to write one!
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Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor
Apr 28 2016, 5:34pm
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"If yer afraid of high places, then don't look down!"
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Dwalin can lose his patience with the Company sometimes!
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Avandel
Half-elven
Apr 28 2016, 8:33pm
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Good one! I tell 'ya, we need another River of Denial thread - and you're just itching to write one!
*Kicks TORn member Elarie under the bus*
Until Elarie feels re-inspired....
In the meantime am contemplating my modest collection of Hobbit collectibles, e.g. if ASMUS company can put out this fig, and then someone can customize it with,
you know, HAIR....
http://www.sideshowcollectors.com/...gorn-thread-184.html
then possibly how much fun I could have one day. Perhaps. (One can only hope this company UNDERSTANDS the utter and complete importance, should they produce the rumored
Thorin fig, of exuberant lush PILOSITY and certainly none of that plastic hair nonsense, no indeed, not for THORIN..... )
While I wait for the *mythical* uber director-cut of the Hobbit with the previously unreleased footage....
PS. What "River of Denial"? Hundreds of fan-ficcers and BOFA-fixers have embraced TRUTH, and are eagerly following the angst-ridden saga of the Durins re-taking Moria. I'm right up to the part where Bilbo and the Mary Sue OC are fighting over who cares about Thorin more. Meanwhile, Thorin slipped out with Dwalin through another hidden door to hit the pub, where they find Gandalf drowning his sorrows over the return of Galadriel's husband....
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Lissuin
Valinor
Apr 28 2016, 8:43pm
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Can't say I didn't warn you! I DON"T LIKE GREEN FOOD!
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cats16
Half-elven
Apr 29 2016, 12:42am
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Three unlucky souls selected by Middle-earth chiropractor to walk on Goblin King's back. //
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Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!
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StingingFly
Lorien
Apr 29 2016, 9:50am
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Ori displays the "wonders of Dwarvish healing medicine"...
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...chanting over the injured Kili, who professes his love for him and speaks of Ori "walking in starlight." A disturbed Mr. Baggins does not consider this a 'privilege to witness.'
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Elarie
Grey Havens
Apr 29 2016, 11:01am
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Writer's block 
But like a good hobbit I've been keeping busy in my garden - and finding a use for old wash tubs and all those rocks that turn up every time I start digging 
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Gold is the strife of kinsmen,
and fire of the flood-tide,
and the path of the serpent.
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Elarie
Grey Havens
Apr 29 2016, 7:36pm
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That's a great link. Thanks!
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Gold is the strife of kinsmen,
and fire of the flood-tide,
and the path of the serpent.
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Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor
Apr 29 2016, 9:05pm
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Okay, fine - I'll start something!
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I suck at gardening anyway.
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Loresilme
Valinor
Apr 29 2016, 10:09pm
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Even though he would wax rhapsodic about how cute and cuddly they were, Dwalin and Bilbo could never cotton to Ori's pet rats. //
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Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor
Apr 30 2016, 11:09pm
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Full report on available on The Hobbit forum!
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Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor
Apr 30 2016, 11:13pm
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And proof positive that the Durins can and will live on! 
New sighting on the River of Denial is up - probably not as funny as your post, but oh well!
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dernwyn
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May 2 2016, 2:17am
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Ori: "Eeew! Don't step in it! Anybody got a bucket and mop?" //
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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"
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LOL
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