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Middle-earth weapon, or something from the pharmacy? (Game)
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noWizardme
Valinor


Apr 27 2016, 8:54pm

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Middle-earth weapon, or something from the pharmacy? (Game) Can't Post

I liked the game of "Sword or Metal Band" (is it a sword from Game of Thrones, or is it a Metal Band - https://youtu.be/RWzLN7DPNjs) but Middle-earth weapon names don't sound like bands to me. They sound more like items from the chemist:

Narsil - a decongestant
Aeglos - an anti-wrinkle cream

I'm not sure I want to say what "Ringil" would be for, but I bet you folks can suggest other over the counter Middle-earth items...

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Darkstone
Immortal


Apr 27 2016, 9:11pm

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Valaroma Aftershave - Smell like a god! / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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“Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"
"Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
"Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
"But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!”
"Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!"
"No way!"
"Way!"
"Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!"
"Cool!!"

-Zack Snyder's The Return of the King


Gianna
Rohan


Apr 27 2016, 9:16pm

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Got prom? Got pimples? [In reply to] Can't Post

Get Anduril!

- I had a zit breakout the night before senior prom. Anduril took them all away by the next morning! - Britney from Saskatchewan
- I had, like, a huge problem with acne... my mum was like, "hey, why don't you try Anduril?" So, like, I did, and they were, like, gone in two days! Totally recommend. - Mike from Nova Scotia

~There's some good left in this world. And it's worth fighting for.~
------
My website...
...my fantasy novel Seascape...
...and my fantasy novel Starscape.

(This post was edited by Gianna on Apr 27 2016, 9:17pm)


noWizardme
Valinor


Apr 27 2016, 9:46pm

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I'm also not too sure I want to find out what "Manwë" is for... [In reply to] Can't Post

Not a weapon obviously ... Sigh: bending the rules already...

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Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Apr 28 2016, 12:15am

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Glamdring- [In reply to] Can't Post

A cleaning product for removing the stubborn vestiges of eye makeup.



Bracegirdle
Valinor


Apr 28 2016, 12:38am

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Loose dentures? Try “Bridge Inn”!” [In reply to] Can't Post

The latest in home defence – the Helcaraxe!

The new Framsburger! Made from 100% pure kine. It’s Mmm, Mmm, Good!

TongueTongue

"I never said most of the things I said."
- Yogi & Me




Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Apr 28 2016, 2:14am

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Glamdring, Naugrim, Entwash and Aeglos - your complete bedtime skin care routine [In reply to] Can't Post

Glamdring: Step 1 - eye makeup remover
Naugrim: Step 2 - deep cleanser
Entwash: Step 3 - refreshing astringent
Aeglos: Step 4 - anti-wrinkle cream

(What a team, eh, E D and nWm?)


Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Apr 28 2016, 2:16am

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Old Toby Aftershave [In reply to] Can't Post

Smell like a hobbit after a night at the pub


Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Apr 28 2016, 2:24am

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Harfoots Puddifoot Nail Enamel [In reply to] Can't Post

A stunning range of colours to complement every shade of foot hair. Change your toes to match your frock!


(This post was edited by Lissuin on Apr 28 2016, 2:24am)


Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Apr 28 2016, 2:35am

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Snowmane Hair Whitener [In reply to] Can't Post

Countless letters from satisfied customers tell us that Snowmane Bluing is a wonderful addition to the rinse water when washing gray or white hair. It eliminates yellowing and gives their hair a beautiful whiteness - without a hint of blue.


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Apr 28 2016, 2:59am

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“Medieval Weaponry”, by Gordo Goroth // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"I never said most of the things I said."
- Yogi & Me




zarabia
Tol Eressea


Apr 28 2016, 7:14am

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Control toenail fungus with Herugrim! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

You realize that life goes fast
It's hard to make the good things last
You realize the sun doesn't go down
It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning 'round

~Do You Realize?, The Flaming Lips


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noWizardme
Valinor


Apr 28 2016, 10:54am

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Amon Hen - hair dye. Amon Sul - sunscreen ? [In reply to] Can't Post

Amon Fire! (Kasabian Song)

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noWizardme
Valinor


Apr 28 2016, 10:55am

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Not sure who'd be needing "Ainur", but hope they don't pan to make any music ! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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A set of links to our Book III discussions can be found here: http://newboards.theonering.net/...i?post=886383#886383

A set of links to the Book IV discussions are here: http://newboards.theonering.net/...i?post=899201#899201

A wonderful list of links to Boook II, Book I and previous read-throughs is curated by our very own 'squire' here http://users.bestweb.net/...-SixthDiscussion.htm


Darkstone
Immortal


Apr 28 2016, 1:20pm

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Hate your curly hair? Use The Straight Road Flat Irons! / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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“Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"
"Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
"Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
"But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!”
"Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!"
"No way!"
"Way!"
"Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!"
"Cool!!"

-Zack Snyder's The Return of the King


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Apr 28 2016, 1:45pm

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Broken Leg? See Dr. Lamedone // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"I never said most of the things I said."
- Yogi & Me




Meneldor
Valinor


Apr 28 2016, 1:49pm

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Ringil [In reply to] Can't Post

Ringworms got you feeling ill? Try Ringil! Also works as glittery lip gloss that gives you icy fresh breath!


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


Darkstone
Immortal


Apr 28 2016, 1:52pm

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Glorfindel, for when you really need to glor your findels! / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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“Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"
"Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
"Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
"But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!”
"Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!"
"No way!"
"Way!"
"Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!"
"Cool!!"

-Zack Snyder's The Return of the King


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Apr 28 2016, 6:31pm

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Irritating dingleberries? Get Tom’s ~DINGLE OFF~ for that comfy “Maybe I’ll sit now feeling.” // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"I never said most of the things I said."
- Yogi & Me




Darkstone
Immortal


Apr 28 2016, 7:24pm

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Erestor - "Cor blimey, th' best 'air restorer ya can buy, luv!" / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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“Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"
"Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
"Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
"But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!”
"Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!"
"No way!"
"Way!"
"Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!"
"Cool!!"

-Zack Snyder's The Return of the King


Darkstone
Immortal


Apr 28 2016, 7:29pm

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Gondor! - Fast and easy hinge pin remover!! / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

******************************************
“Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"
"Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
"Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
"But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!”
"Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!"
"No way!"
"Way!"
"Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!"
"Cool!!"

-Zack Snyder's The Return of the King


Meneldor
Valinor


Apr 28 2016, 7:39pm

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Daily grind got you down? [In reply to] Can't Post

Grond will hammer your problems into submission!


*Results may vary if your problems are despairing Noldorin royalty. Should not be administered to messengers of Manwe, especially Great Eagles. Check local laws before assaulting city gates. Not responsible for collateral damage, broken terrain, or secondary scarring. Ask your lore master or herb mistress if Grond is right for you.


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


Darkstone
Immortal


Apr 28 2016, 7:52pm

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Calaquendi - Calcium supplement for Elves! [In reply to] Can't Post

Or maybe made from Elves...

******************************************
“Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"
"Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
"Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
"But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!”
"Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!"
"No way!"
"Way!"
"Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!"
"Cool!!"

-Zack Snyder's The Return of the King

(This post was edited by Darkstone on Apr 28 2016, 7:53pm)


Darkstone
Immortal


Apr 28 2016, 8:06pm

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Gollum! - Crystal deodorant, shaving astringent, and canker sore medicine! "Gollum means good alum!" / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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“Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"
"Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
"Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
"But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!”
"Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!"
"No way!"
"Way!"
"Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!"
"Cool!!"

-Zack Snyder's The Return of the King


noWizardme
Valinor


Apr 28 2016, 8:34pm

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...but fear not, if you overdo it with Gondor, Mordor is the antidote! :) // [In reply to] Can't Post

Having <0 doors does sound like a problem...

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A set of links to our Book III discussions can be found here: http://newboards.theonering.net/...i?post=886383#886383

A set of links to the Book IV discussions are here: http://newboards.theonering.net/...i?post=899201#899201

A wonderful list of links to Boook II, Book I and previous read-throughs is curated by our very own 'squire' here http://users.bestweb.net/...-SixthDiscussion.htm

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