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Kim
Valinor
Apr 21 2016, 3:04am
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The One Hundred and Two-thy Caption Contest
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Pursuant to the rules set down by the incomparable Black Fox, and instructions from the mighty Meneldor to "make the next one big", I present for your captioning consideration:
Full version is here.
Have at it!
"All we have to decide is what to do in the time that is given us."
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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
Apr 21 2016, 3:30am
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The circus clowns are exceptionally creepy this year.
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"Things need not to have happened to be true.
Tales and dreams are the shadow-truths that will endure
when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot."
- Dream of the Endless
(This post was edited by Otaku-sempai on Apr 21 2016, 3:32am)
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Smaug the iron
Gondor
Apr 21 2016, 11:33am
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Hup 2, 3, 4. Keep it up 2, 3, 4, Oh, the aim of our patrol. Is a question rather droll.For to march and drill over field and hill. Is a military goal! Is a military goal!
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Darkstone
Immortal
Apr 21 2016, 1:12pm
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"By the pricking of my thumbs, Something wicked this way..." *squish* /
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Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"
"Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
"Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
"But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!
"Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!"
"No way!"
"Way!"
"Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!"
"Cool!!"
-Zack Snyder's The Return of the King
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Apr 21 2016, 2:08pm
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We come, we come with Oliphaunt and drum: ta-runa runa runa rom! //
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"I never said most of the things I said."
- Yogi & Me
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Meneldor
Valinor
Apr 21 2016, 2:16pm
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I was born, born to be wild
I can ride so high
I never want to die
They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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Meneldor
Valinor
Apr 21 2016, 2:29pm
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To the dump to the dump
To the dump dump dump
They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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cats16
Half-elven
Apr 21 2016, 10:52pm
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"And that's why they call me Harad company, till the day I die, I won't deny, Harad Harad company, till the day I die" //
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Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!
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Bladerunner
Gondor
Apr 22 2016, 2:14am
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Legolas: "Gotta run Gimli, my personal trainer just arrived with the latest Mumakil crossfit training equipment!"
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Belegdir
Lorien
Apr 22 2016, 11:17am
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Oohh... A Harad Tar is a soarrrring soul. As free as a mountain bird...
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StingingFly
Lorien
Apr 23 2016, 10:41am
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...and they said I would never amount to anything...
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...I'm on top of the world and there's no stopping me now...wait, is that guy on a horse holding a javelin?
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Lissuin
Valinor
Apr 23 2016, 9:57pm
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Mūmakil #1: Oh kripes! He's almost finished the pep talk. Get ready!
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Mūmakil #2: Sheez! I just hate that banging the sword on our tusks thing as he charges up the line hollering "Death!", don't you?
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Silverlode
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Apr 23 2016, 10:39pm
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Look out! Look out! War oliphaunts on parade! ...
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Look out! Look out!
War oliphaunts on parade
Here they come!
Hippety hoppety
They're here and there
War oliphaunts ev'rywhere
Look out! Look out!
They're walking around painted red
On their head
Clippety cloppety
Arrayed in braid
War oliphaunts on parade
What'll I do? What'll I do?
What an unusual view!
I could stand the sight of worms
And look at microscopic germs
But giant warlike pachyderms
Is really too much for me
I am not the type to faint
When things are odd or things are quaint
But seeing things you know that ain't
Can certainly give you an awful fright!
What a sight!
Chase 'em away!
Chase 'em away!
I'm afraid - need your aid
War oliphaunts on parade!
War oliphaunts!
War oliphaunts!
Silverlode
Roads go ever ever on
Under cloud and under star
Yet feet that wandering have gone
Turn at last to home afar.
Eyes that fire and sword have seen
And horror in the halls of stone
Look at last on meadows green
And trees and hills they long have known.
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Dame Ioreth
Tol Eressea
Apr 24 2016, 1:13am
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No one wanted to tell Lorgon, WWE Champion of the East, that "props" didn't include oliphants.
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Heed WBA when building blanket forts.
ITLs don't get enough FAS. :)
Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles.
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings
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CuriousG
Half-elven
Apr 24 2016, 5:14pm
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LOTR, stripped of CGI tricks, reveals that New Zealand elephants are shorter than humans. //
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Kim
Valinor
Apr 24 2016, 6:13pm
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It was fun to see how many musically-inspired options we got, but I must give props to this most impressive song! Congratulations Silverlode, you're up next!
"All we have to decide is what to do in the time that is given us."
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Silverlode
Forum Admin
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Apr 24 2016, 9:21pm
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I will try to find a worthy entry for the next round.
Silverlode
Roads go ever ever on
Under cloud and under star
Yet feet that wandering have gone
Turn at last to home afar.
Eyes that fire and sword have seen
And horror in the halls of stone
Look at last on meadows green
And trees and hills they long have known.
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Loresilme
Valinor
Apr 25 2016, 3:28pm
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"Hey it's your Uber driver here Am outside" //
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sevilodorf
Tol Eressea
Apr 25 2016, 11:45pm
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Ringling Brothers Elephants are a trifle miffed about being forcibly retired.//
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Fourth Age Adventures at the Inn of the Burping Troll http://burpingtroll.com
Home of TheOneRing.net Best FanFic stories of 2005 and 2006 "The Last Grey Ship" and "Ashes, East Wind, Hope That Rises" by Erin Rua
(Found in Mathoms, LOTR Tales Untold)
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Ataahua
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Apr 26 2016, 12:10am
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Saurons master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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