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StingingFly
Lorien
Apr 19 2016, 1:24am
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The Hobbit Caption Contest IV: Forth Captionistas!
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Join the Unexpected Party on this Fourth Round of the Hobbit Caption Contest
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ange1e4e5
Gondor
Apr 19 2016, 1:59am
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Baggins takes the snap, fires downfield toward...
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I always follow my job through.
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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
Apr 19 2016, 3:28am
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Bilbo bids five silver pennies for the Elvish letter opener. //
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"Things need not to have happened to be true.
Tales and dreams are the shadow-truths that will endure
when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot."
- Dream of the Endless
(This post was edited by Otaku-sempai on Apr 19 2016, 3:29am)
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Smaug the iron
Gondor
Apr 19 2016, 5:22am
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Bilbo is using the force to show the dwarves that he is a great Jedi.
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dormouse
Half-elven
Apr 19 2016, 8:34am
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Bilbo auditions for the Ered Luin Ballet Company.....
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.. I hear their next production is to be 'The Firebird'
For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Apr 19 2016, 12:32pm
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“Er, ‘scuse me! Don’t chip those glasses or crack those plates!” //
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"I never said most of the things I said."
- Yogi & Me
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Dame Ioreth
Tol Eressea
Apr 19 2016, 1:04pm
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Heed WBA when building blanket forts.
ITLs don't get enough FAS. :)
Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles.
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings
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Meneldor
Valinor
Apr 19 2016, 2:33pm
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I'm not the burglar you're looking for.
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You can go about your quest thing.
They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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Darkstone
Immortal
Apr 19 2016, 4:23pm
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"Ai! Ai! A balrog is come!" "We ain't falling for that, right Ori? (Uh, Ori...?)" /
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“Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"
"Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
"Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
"But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!”
"Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!"
"No way!"
"Way!"
"Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!"
"Cool!!"
-Zack Snyder's The Return of the King
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Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor
Apr 19 2016, 7:06pm
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No, wait, that's Thorin's chair!
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I'm saving it just for his #Majesty!
Proud member of the BOFA Denial Association
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Meneldor
Valinor
Apr 19 2016, 7:13pm
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Oops! Beg pardon, your #majesty!
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Can I have my yoyo back now?
They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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Pipe Dream
Gondor
Apr 19 2016, 11:19pm
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After being caught with dwarvish iron, Burglar Baggins demonstrates to the company, proclaiming; "I did not 'get hold of it,' I was given it...right up the jacksie!"
"There is a long road yet," said Gandalf. "But it is the last road," said Bilbo.
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Avandel
Half-elven
Apr 20 2016, 1:40am
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Fili, Kili, NO! Don't you dare let in those fangirls!
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Apr 20 2016, 9:12pm
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After a rousing night of Speight’s Cider Freeman misplaced his right ear so Jackson shrewdly shot only left profiles for this scene… //
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"I never said most of the things I said."
- Yogi & Me
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Darkstone
Immortal
Apr 20 2016, 10:00pm
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"You put your right hand in and you shake it all about..." /
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“Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"
"Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
"Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
"But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!”
"Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!"
"No way!"
"Way!"
"Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!"
"Cool!!"
-Zack Snyder's The Return of the King
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Ataahua
Forum Admin
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Apr 20 2016, 11:08pm
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"Hey! (Hey!) You! (You!) I don't like your hairy girlfriend!"
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("I think you need a new one.")
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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StingingFly
Lorien
Apr 23 2016, 10:34am
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...Ered Luin Ballet Company...hilarious.
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wizzardly
Rohan
Apr 23 2016, 10:07pm
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In a heroic effort to save his dignity, Bilbo attempts to microwave all of Wetas hardrives before PJ returns.
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dormouse
Half-elven
Apr 25 2016, 10:50am
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I'm honoured - and I'll be back with the next round
For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .
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Brava!//
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