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Fereth
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Apr 4 2016, 8:30pm
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The Hobbit Caption Contest II
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Same rules apply:
1. Come up with a funny caption for the provided image.
2. Keep it family-friendly, please.
3. Person posting the image (that being me) will pick the next winner.
4. The new winner will post the next image.
I'll give people a week to get their captions in. Have fun!
On to the image:
(This post was edited by Fereth on Apr 4 2016, 8:31pm)
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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
Apr 4 2016, 8:38pm
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Middle-earth Card Deck: The King of Diamonds //
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"Things need not to have happened to be true.
Tales and dreams are the shadow-truths that will endure
when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot."
- Dream of the Endless
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Meneldor
Valinor
Apr 4 2016, 8:48pm
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Double-Oh Bard: Licensed to kill dragons.
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"The names Bard. Just Bard."
He doesn't like his Dorwinion shaken or stirred.
They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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Silverlode
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Apr 4 2016, 8:56pm
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Thorin's tunnel vision was getting really serious at this point. //
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Roads go ever ever on
Under cloud and under star
Yet feet that wandering have gone
Turn at last to home afar.
Eyes that fire and sword have seen
And horror in the halls of stone
Look at last on meadows green
And trees and hills they long have known.
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DainPig
Gondor
Apr 4 2016, 9:02pm
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Bard: "My Eru, I don't believe! is this Half-life 3?"
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Kilidoescartwheels
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Apr 4 2016, 9:11pm
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Hail, Thorin - wow, I forgot how short Dwarves are!
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Proud member of the BOFA Denial Association
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ange1e4e5
Gondor
Apr 4 2016, 9:23pm
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Bard: "Wow, Thorin. You're really a square."
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I always follow my job through.
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Riven Delve
Tol Eressea
Apr 4 2016, 10:07pm
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To Bard, Thorin's promises were strangely hollow. //
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“Tollers,” Lewis said to Tolkien, “there is too little of what we really like in stories. I am afraid we shall have to try and write some ourselves.”
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Avandel
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Apr 4 2016, 10:55pm
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What d'ya mean, you're too #Majestic to pay taxes?!
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OldestDaughter
Rohan
Apr 4 2016, 11:00pm
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Does this hole make my head too big?
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"Keen, heart-piercing was her song as the song of the lark that rises from the gates of night and pours its voice among the dying stars, seeing the sun behind the walls of the world; and the song of Lúthien released the bonds of winter, and the frozen waters spoke, and flowers sprang from the cold earth where her feet had passed."
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wizzardly
Rohan
Apr 4 2016, 11:00pm
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"Bilbo, please come out of there. I know your movie is going terribly, but Bombur really needs to use the latrine."
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Avandel
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Apr 4 2016, 11:29pm
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To which Thorin responded:
"Now that you mention it, not giving y'all some gold is doing you a FAVOR. You'll thank me later. You don't want to end up all pudgy like Smaug do you? All slow and fat? I mean, you really didn't think you could have taken that bad boy down without all the LARD Smaug had to keep airborne. Sure, it kept him from feelin' the melted gold (plus, I now have the coolest floor in Middle Earth, can't wait to show Thrandy!), but it weighed him down. When Smaug took off from Erebor I held my breath, I mean, it was like watching Bombur bounce over that river.
You guys would just blow all the money at Dain's House of Ribs 'n Grits, I know it! But don't worry, Thranduil will be along in a bit with a cart of HEALTHY GREENS (yuck)."
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Apr 5 2016, 12:32am
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"Hmm, I know I left that Black Arrow somewhere." //
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"I never said most of the things I said."
- Yogi & Me
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StingingFly
Lorien
Apr 5 2016, 12:44am
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...you killed my father. Prepare to die.
Thorin: Stop saying that!
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Ataahua
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Apr 5 2016, 4:33am
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The light at the end of the tunnel is blimmin' *gorgeous*. /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
Ataahua's stories
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dormouse
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Apr 5 2016, 8:21am
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"Mirror, mirror on the wall.....
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...who is the hairiest one of all?" (Thinks.... Not the dwarf... PLEASE don't say the dwarf....)
For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .
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OldestDaughter
Rohan
Apr 5 2016, 11:35am
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"Keen, heart-piercing was her song as the song of the lark that rises from the gates of night and pours its voice among the dying stars, seeing the sun behind the walls of the world; and the song of Lúthien released the bonds of winter, and the frozen waters spoke, and flowers sprang from the cold earth where her feet had passed."
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Darkstone
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Apr 5 2016, 1:16pm
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Snow White was puzzled at the image in the Wishing Well: Was it a Dwarf or a Prince? /
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“Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"
"Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
"Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
"But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!”
"Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!"
"No way!"
"Way!"
"Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!"
"Cool!!"
-Zack Snyder's The Return of the King
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EomundDaughter
Lorien
Apr 5 2016, 5:08pm
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He knew there had been reports of a mouse but
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this was ridiculous !!
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BlackFox
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Apr 5 2016, 5:45pm
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Bard comes to square accounts with the King under the Mountain. //
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cats16
Half-elven
Apr 6 2016, 9:02pm
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"Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Barge-man. Looking so down in the dumps...
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Every guy here'd love to be you, Barge-man
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in the town as admired as you
You're everyone's favorite guy
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why!"
Sung to the tune of 'Gaston,' from Beauty and the Beast, due to Luke's upcoming film appearance.
(Funny enough, a later line in the song has Gaston sing that he's 'as big as a barge.' Wonder if that line will make it into this adaptation  )
Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!
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Lissuin
Valinor
Apr 6 2016, 9:20pm
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"Then I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down!" /
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*Snigger*
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