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Saruman versus The Joker


Mar 25 2016, 8:19pm

Post #1 of 5 (5501 views)
Saruman versus The Joker Can't Post

Who wins?


I met a Balrog on the stair.
He had some wings that weren't there.
They weren't there again today.
I wish he would just fly away.

Grey Havens

Mar 26 2016, 3:21am

Post #2 of 5 (5489 views)
Which Joker [In reply to] Can't Post

When I hear Joker... I get an image of Cesar Romero as that is THE Joker for me.

Others might get Jack N. (which I did not like) or Heath L. (and sacrilege I know but I've not seen that version)

Either way.... Saruman would stare in amazement at the effrontery of such puny mortals to confront him and then blast them or whisper things with that subtle voice of his and convince him/them to do away with themselves.

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Apr 1 2016, 7:01pm

Post #3 of 5 (5403 views)
Well [In reply to] Can't Post

Personally I imagine Bob Kane's Silver Age Joker with all his cunning devices, but any Joker and/or Saruman will do.

“Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"
"Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
"Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
"But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!”
"Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!"
"No way!"
"Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!"

-Zack Snyder's The Return of the King


Apr 1 2016, 7:59pm

Post #4 of 5 (5396 views)
Saruman, unless... [In reply to] Can't Post

...unless we are dealing with Emperor Joker empowered by Mxyzptlk, otherwise anything goes!

"Things need not to have happened to be true.
Tales and dreams are the shadow-truths that will endure
when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot."

- Dream of the Endless


Apr 2 2016, 11:25pm

Post #5 of 5 (5380 views)
Saruman... [In reply to] Can't Post

cuz you know, fireballs are good against insane clowns....


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