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Ent-Wives versus Groot-Wives


Mar 15 2016, 7:10pm

Post #1 of 4 (2605 views)
Ent-Wives versus Groot-Wives Can't Post

A dozen on each side.

Who wins?


I met a Balrog on the stair.
He had some wings that weren't there.
They weren't there again today.
I wish he would just fly away.


Mar 16 2016, 3:27pm

Post #2 of 4 (2595 views)
Is this a fight... [In reply to] Can't Post

...or a dance-off?

Ooh child, things are gonna get easier

They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


Mar 17 2016, 1:28am

Post #3 of 4 (2585 views)
I think maybe a pole-dance-off? [In reply to] Can't Post

I wood root for the Ent-wives knot leafing out the stemina of Groot-wives. There wood prolly be two or tree Groot-wives left to bark and needle at their Groot-men; and this twiggy branch of Ent-wives wood take away the dance-off crown.

"I never said most of the things I said."
- Yogi & Me


Mar 17 2016, 1:29am

Post #4 of 4 (2585 views)
"I am Groot." [In reply to] Can't Post


I always follow my job through.


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