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Darkstone
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Mar 4 2016, 9:33pm
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The Argonath versus the Statue of Liberty and the Egyptian Sphinx
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Which mysteriously animated colossi win?
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I met a Balrog on the stair.
He had some wings that weren't there.
They weren't there again today.
I wish he would just fly away.
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Ataahua
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Mar 4 2016, 9:53pm
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After all, they have weapons.
(And the Sphinx could be distracted by a catnip toy.)
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Darkstone
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Mar 4 2016, 10:48pm
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The Argonath's secret weapon:
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I met a Balrog on the stair.
He had some wings that weren't there.
They weren't there again today.
I wish he would just fly away.
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Ataahua
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Mar 4 2016, 11:29pm
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"Behold, the yarn of Elendil!" /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Darkstone
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Mar 4 2016, 11:38pm
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"The thread that was broken shall be respliced." /
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I met a Balrog on the stair.
He had some wings that weren't there.
They weren't there again today.
I wish he would just fly away.
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Meneldor
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Mar 5 2016, 3:48am
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Do they have to answer the sphinx's riddle, or are they just bashing each other like cave trolls?
They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Mar 5 2016, 1:57pm
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Argonath! Conflictus terminus!!
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Would not Isildur and Anarion use the old Surround and Axe-hack Gondorian offensive , as the Sphinx has lost her nose for catnip, and the Statute of Liberty has not yet been enacted?
"I never said most of the things I said."
- Yogi & Me
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sador
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Mar 13 2016, 8:42pm
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Behold my works, ye mighty, and despair!
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Seems as if the Argonath have lost. 
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