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Dame Ioreth
Tol Eressea
Jan 28 2016, 6:38pm
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LOTR Caption Contest LXXXIX !
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Herein is presented the latest (I hope) in a long line of successful caption contests. (I freely admit to feeling the pressure here.) Go forth and caption, members of TORn!
_ Heed WBA when building blanket forts. ITLs don't get enough FAS. :) Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles. ― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings
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Ataahua
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Jan 28 2016, 7:19pm
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Gimli is stumped as to what race this hairy, glass-eyed creature belongs. /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..." Dwarves: "Pretty rings..." Men: "Pretty rings..." Sauron: "Mine's better." "Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak. Ataahua's stories
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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
Jan 28 2016, 7:25pm
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Gimli: "I don't need fancy editing tools; I have my AXE!" //
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"Things need not to have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow-truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot." - Dream of the Endless
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Darkstone
Immortal
Jan 28 2016, 7:52pm
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PJ: "Bring your pretty face to my camera." /
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****************************************** Fimbrethil, Warrior Entwife Sez: "Why don't we terraform Earth? It's closer."
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Lissuin
Valinor
Jan 28 2016, 8:06pm
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light shines through a lens and captures you on the transparent film." "Mmm, yes, very interesting." (Mmm, yes, a babbling fool or another one of those unpredictable wizard chaps. Either way I shall keep two sharp eyes on this very strange fellow. Capture me?!"
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Meneldor
Valinor
Jan 28 2016, 9:07pm
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what is this "cutting room floor" you speak of?!
They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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CuriousG
Half-elven
Jan 29 2016, 12:14am
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Mr and Mrs Gimli, photo from wedding day: testimony to how Dwarf-women resemble Dwarf-men.
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In this photo, Mrs Gimli is examining a wedding gift.
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CuriousG
Half-elven
Jan 29 2016, 12:16am
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"Honey, I shrunk the hobbits!" The behind-the-scenes mayhem of PJ accidentally shrinking hobbit actors to thumbsize in the Weta-shrink-o-tron.//
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Ataahua
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Jan 29 2016, 1:12am
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"Sorry Gimli - this footage, right here, shows where Legolas beat you with his 44th Orc-kill." /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..." Dwarves: "Pretty rings..." Men: "Pretty rings..." Sauron: "Mine's better." "Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak. Ataahua's stories
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MirielCelebel
Rivendell
Jan 29 2016, 3:39am
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PJ: There is NO WAY that mumakil kill counts as one!!!!
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Just admit it, Legolas outscored you on that alone! Gimli thinks *You always side with the elf...*
"The Road goes ever on..." Writing Bliss
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Jan 29 2016, 4:08am
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“Say that again four-eyes and it’s Baruk Khazâd! Khazâd ai-mênu!” //
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A proton accelerated to 99.99% of the speed of light gains 470 times its original mass.
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dormouse
Half-elven
Jan 31 2016, 2:34pm
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Gimli isn't sure that a blow with his axe really will fix...
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...the metal box, but if that strange fellow shouts at it one more time he'll give it a try!
For still there are so many things that I have never seen: in every wood and every spring there is a different green. . .
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sador
Half-elven
Jan 31 2016, 7:53pm
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Aye, sherrif, it was Legolas as shot you -
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But he swears it was in self-defense.
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StingingFly
Lorien
Feb 1 2016, 2:01am
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and because the distance is too great, Aragorn has to TOSS you...get it, cause you're a dwarf...he's going to toss you right over here.
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Cirashala
Valinor
Feb 1 2016, 4:22pm
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That is just too perfect for words
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Dame Ioreth
Tol Eressea
Feb 4 2016, 1:25pm
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StingingFly! That one had be giggling for awhile after I read it. Runners-up congratulations go to - CuriousG and his wedding photo caption, and Meneldor's Son of Jack caption. Thank you so much to everyone!
_ Heed WBA when building blanket forts. ITLs don't get enough FAS. :) Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles. ― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings
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Dame Ioreth
Tol Eressea
Feb 4 2016, 1:27pm
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You're up next - passing the torch to you.
_ Heed WBA when building blanket forts. ITLs don't get enough FAS. :) Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles. ― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings
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StingingFly
Lorien
Feb 4 2016, 8:43pm
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I am truly honored and consider it a blessing to share my love of Tolkien with so many fine individuals, though "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve"...I will do my best to add to this illustrious contest, with LXXXX.
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