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LOTR title contest --- LXXXVI -- (that's 86, if you're not cicero)

Maciliel
Valinor


Jan 2 2016, 6:14pm

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cheers, and have at it! :)


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aka. fili orc-enshield
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the scene, as i understand it, is exceptionally well-written. fili (in sort of a callback to the scene with the eagles), calls out "thorRIIIIIIN!!!" just as he sees the pale orc veer in for the kill. he picks up the severed arm of an orc which is lying on the ground, swings it up in desperation, effectively blocking the pale orc's blow. and thus, forever after, fili is known as "fili orc-enshield."

this earns him deep respect from his hard-to-please uncle. as well as a hug. kili wipes his boots on the pale orc's glory box. -- maciliel telpemairo


Kim
Valinor


Jan 2 2016, 6:38pm

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Eomer: "Someone has got to tell Eowyn her stew is terrible!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Jan 2 2016, 7:43pm

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"Ever notice that Éowyn has a really nice ra... She's right behind me, isn't she?" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"Things need not to have happened to be true.
Tales and dreams are the shadow-truths that will endure
when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot."


- Dream of the Endless


cats16
Half-elven


Jan 2 2016, 8:34pm

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Forbidden Love: Gamling & Eowyn Long for Happiness Yet Eomer the Stubborn Does Not Approve // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!




Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


Jan 2 2016, 8:52pm

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Eowyn Force-chokes Eomer when he jokes about her sword skills. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Sarahbor
Lorien


Jan 2 2016, 10:38pm

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Blazing Saddles, Middle-earth Version [In reply to] Can't Post

Poor Eowyn

Hobbit/LOTR cartoons & humor: http://www.sarahbor.com/


noWizardme
Half-elven


Jan 3 2016, 11:02am

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"But in that whole host, none save Eowyn were interested in Irish Dancing." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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The Reading Room read-through of The Two Towers Book IV has started!

Two chapters of our Book IV read-through still need volunteers to read them - see http://newboards.theonering.net/...i?post=887613#887613
If you are potentially interested in leading, but not sure what leading a chapter involves, see here: http://newboards.theonering.net/...i?post=884122#884122

A set of links to our Book III discussions can be found here: http://newboards.theonering.net/...i?post=886383#886383

A wonderful list of links to previous read-throughs is curated by our very own 'squire' here http://users.bestweb.net/...-SixthDiscussion.htm

(This post was edited by noWizardme on Jan 3 2016, 11:02am)


CuriousG
Half-elven


Jan 3 2016, 4:21pm

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Eowyn: "I wonder how that long & shaggy hairstyle would look on me? Aragorn seems to like it..."// [In reply to] Can't Post

 


dormouse
Half-elven


Jan 3 2016, 4:54pm

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Eowyn wishes her brother would learn not to.... [In reply to] Can't Post

....sing while he's eating!


Na Vedui
Rohan


Jan 3 2016, 5:02pm

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"Still, what did you expect, Gamling,... [In reply to] Can't Post

..... she thinks "sauté" means taking a horse over a fence!"


Darkstone
Immortal


Jan 3 2016, 6:06pm

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"Is it soup yet?" "No, and I don't think it will ever be." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Was this the plot that launch'd a thousand films,
And burnt the topless towers of Hollywood?

-Philip Marlowe


Lissuin
Valinor


Jan 3 2016, 10:37pm

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Eomer: "Noooooo, I no longer doubt even the reach of his arm. When I told him he fights like a girl, that little guy punched me - hard! geez!- right in the jambags!" Eowyn, Gamling: " 'Jambags'?" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


zarabia
Tol Eressea


Jan 4 2016, 5:19am

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Eomer after one too many mugs of ale: "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you..." [In reply to] Can't Post

 

You realize that life goes fast
It's hard to make the good things last
You realize the sun doesn't go down
It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning 'round

~Do You Realize?, The Flaming Lips


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Kim
Valinor


Jan 5 2016, 3:16am

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It finally happened - we've been Rick-rolled! XD // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


zarabia
Tol Eressea


Jan 5 2016, 7:33am

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Bwaahaahaa!// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

You realize that life goes fast
It's hard to make the good things last
You realize the sun doesn't go down
It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning 'round

~Do You Realize?, The Flaming Lips


Belegdir
Lorien


Jan 5 2016, 7:52pm

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...the pipes, the pipes are calllling. From glen to gleeeennn, and down the mountain side... [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Maciliel
Valinor


Jan 12 2016, 3:53am

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and the winner is.... [In reply to] Can't Post

 
and the winner is....

ataahua --- with darkstone an incredibly close second. so close i honestly think it's a tie, but i have to pick one, so there it is.

cheers --

.


aka. fili orc-enshield
+++++++++++++++++++
the scene, as i understand it, is exceptionally well-written. fili (in sort of a callback to the scene with the eagles), calls out "thorRIIIIIIN!!!" just as he sees the pale orc veer in for the kill. he picks up the severed arm of an orc which is lying on the ground, swings it up in desperation, effectively blocking the pale orc's blow. and thus, forever after, fili is known as "fili orc-enshield."

this earns him deep respect from his hard-to-please uncle. as well as a hug. kili wipes his boots on the pale orc's glory box. -- maciliel telpemairo


Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


Jan 12 2016, 7:43pm

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Oh, wow - thanks Maciliel. [In reply to] Can't Post

I'll get onto finding a photo for a new thread. :)

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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