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CuriousG
Half-elven


Dec 2 2015, 4:20pm

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Just when I thought the puns had run dry, I see we're out of the frying pan, into the fire.// [In reply to] Can't Post

 


dernwyn
Forum Admin / Moderator


Dec 2 2015, 4:58pm

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This thread can't pita out - we're not ready to wrap it up yet! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"


Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


Dec 2 2015, 6:25pm

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I certainly wouldn't rusk it. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Loresilme
Valinor


Dec 2 2015, 8:52pm

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Batter not, it might fall. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


CuriousG
Half-elven


Dec 2 2015, 9:49pm

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Someone will always be able to mustard up the courage for another pun. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Meneldor
Valinor


Dec 2 2015, 9:57pm

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I relish the challenge! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


Darkstone
Immortal


Dec 2 2015, 10:19pm

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But if it's offensive shouldn't we all condiment? / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”


Lissuin
Valinor


Dec 3 2015, 2:02am

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I hate to be the one to brioche the subject, [In reply to] Can't Post

but how will dormouse ever choose a wiener for her thread! Unsure


(This post was edited by Ataahua on Dec 3 2015, 6:53pm)


Loresilme
Valinor


Dec 3 2015, 2:47am

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lol! Brilliant! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


CuriousG
Half-elven


Dec 3 2015, 10:06pm

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Exactly. Best caption, or who's punniest? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


CuriousG
Half-elven


Dec 3 2015, 10:06pm

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It's almost like we're pun-ishing her. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Lissuin
Valinor


Dec 3 2015, 10:10pm

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Nooooooooo! Stooooooop! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


dormouse
Half-elven


Dec 3 2015, 11:48pm

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pssst....... [In reply to] Can't Post

I hereby award you the mince pies (that's mouse rhyming slang wot I just invented...)

and to everyone else a cream bun - and donut give up yet - quick, pun! *the mouse grabs a submarine, and rolls.....





(PS - Ataahua, you've won - over to you!)


Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


Dec 3 2015, 11:54pm

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*happy baker's dance* [In reply to] Can't Post

I shall get right onto it. :D

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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