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mirkwoodwanderer
Lorien
Oct 8 2015, 8:22pm
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What many people hope to see in the E.E.
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Smaug being killed by a lady Elf A 6th army Sauron dancing Frodo eaten alive by a fire snake Mount Doom with flowers The Dwarfs meeting Cinderella The Eagles landing on the moon Baman vs Legolas Sam at a pedicure The Strider from the North coming from the West Lord Elrond at a barberstore Gandalf the Pink and more seriously... People who are happy with the movies as they were made. We are glad that we have been able to see them all.
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Bishop
Gondor
Oct 9 2015, 6:46am
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Are you making fun of someone?
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Or are you suggesting perhaps that everyone should appreciate the movies exactly as they are and bury any emotional investment in the EE? Your list is funny, in and of itself, but maybe you would be kind enough to be clear about what you are trying to say in your post!
(This post was edited by Bishop on Oct 9 2015, 6:47am)
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Elarie
Grey Havens
Oct 9 2015, 12:55pm
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Haha, love your list, but we mustn't forget the missing Thorin scenes...
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Thorin washing his hair Thorin drying his hair Thorin combing his hair Thorin braiding his hair Thorin finding just the right spot on the balcony of Erebor to let the evening breeze waft gently through his hair Thorin charging into battle with his hair billowing majestically behind him... OK, OK, we've already seen those last two, but I still want to see the others. And then there's the missing scene where Thorin finds Grandpa Thror's closet and starts trying on his clothes but first he has to get cleaned up with a long, hot bath... (hence the "R" rating)......hmmm.... . . . or, more seriously, just more Middle Earth, please!
__________________ Gold is the strife of kinsmen, and fire of the flood-tide, and the path of the serpent. (Old Icelandic Fe rune poem)
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NManfredi
Rivendell
Oct 9 2015, 1:14pm
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Of course, you are free to speak your mind
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But no, that is not what we expect from the EE.
"Is it not a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt for so small a thing? So small a thing! And I have seen it only for an instant in the house of Elrond! Could I not have a sight of it again?"
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Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor
Oct 9 2015, 1:20pm
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And don't forget about the fan-giriels
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Thorin's going to need help with all that hair maintenance
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Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor
Oct 9 2015, 1:23pm
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I think I'd rather see Bolg killed by a lady Elf before he has a chance to kill a certain Dwarf - would that be too much to ask? Or how 'bout Smaug having a conversation with the Great Red Dragon - seriously, one of these days SOMEBODY's going to do that mashup!
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Elarie
Grey Havens
Oct 9 2015, 2:15pm
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Smaug and the Great Red Dragon - I really really hope somebody clever does that!
__________________ Gold is the strife of kinsmen, and fire of the flood-tide, and the path of the serpent. (Old Icelandic Fe rune poem)
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mirkwoodwanderer
Lorien
Oct 9 2015, 5:48pm
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everyone should appreciate the movies exactly as they are and bury any emotional investment in the EE
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that one
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Bishop
Gondor
Oct 9 2015, 6:50pm
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What's your logical conclusion then
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In speculating why a director would take the time to make an EE?
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Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor
Oct 9 2015, 7:50pm
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There are NEVER too many scenes of Thorin's hair
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Or Fili and Kili, for that matter.... They don't call 'em the Hair of Durins for nothing! WARNING! HOTNESS ALERT - MAY BE NSFW > > > You're Welcome!
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Smaug the iron
Gondor
Oct 10 2015, 8:29pm
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it is only something mirkwoodwanderer made up.
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lonelymountainhermit
Lorien
Oct 10 2015, 8:42pm
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Just making sure cause some of these are ridiculous, even for PJ!
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Mooseboy018
Grey Havens
Oct 10 2015, 8:48pm
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All of them but the eagles landing on the moon. I think that was a typo. It was supposed to say "Mars."
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lonelymountainhermit
Lorien
Oct 10 2015, 8:51pm
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Now that would make sense, they did just discover water there, so I can see why PJ would have thought to add that in.
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mirkwoodwanderer
Lorien
Oct 12 2015, 10:33pm
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The Eagle has landed.. but.. perhaps I am an old man just remembering that.
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