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Celebrate Bilbo's Birthday! Party Pun Challenge!

Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Sep 21 2015, 9:47pm

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Celebrate Bilbo's Birthday! Party Pun Challenge! Can't Post

Pick a Party Word, and go punning down the river!

Here are the rules
  • Use the Long Expected Party description in the Fellowship of the Ring (book). If you don't have the book, a partial word list is below.
  • Pick any word or name (proper or otherwiseWink) found therein and use it in one or more of the following challenges.
  • Put your word in the subject line. (It's perfectly O.K. to use the same word as another post-er, but it has to be used for different pun(s) than in anyone's earlier post.
Partial word list (use is optional. Pick anything from the party section of the book): folk, tunnels, legend, vigour, marvel, money, preserve[d], generous, eldest, live, age, planned, curious, rumour, audience, wag, consulting, roots, forest, drownded, history, vittles, water, shock, silver, bag, pony, foreign, cabbages, elders, squibs

Here are the challenges Feel free to attempt any one or more Cool.

1. Use your word to write a sentence, paragraph, or story using all the puns/plays on your word you can possibly think of.

Example: Pippin used Bagshot to attempt to shoot down the dragon before it reached Bywater.

2. Find or create a picture illustrating one or more puns or wordplays based on your chosen word.

3. Begin a pun war, using subject lines. Be sure to invite others to the combat. Like this. Subject: Bilbo's party--you couldn't hold a candle to it. "Reply if you dare!" Or "Next!" (Or something to that effect . . .)

4. Create a Single-Handed Pun Tree, something like this. The winner is the one with the most "branches":



Enjoy!Laugh




(This post was edited by entmaiden on Sep 21 2015, 10:36pm)


Meneldor
Valinor


Sep 21 2015, 11:49pm

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I'll never be party to such a challenge! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


dernwyn
Forum Admin / Moderator


Sep 22 2015, 1:35am

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Well, that takes the cake! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"


Brethil
Half-elven


Sep 22 2015, 2:01am

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Its a portal attempt at a pun... [In reply to] Can't Post











dernwyn
Forum Admin / Moderator


Sep 22 2015, 10:27am

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*groan*! [In reply to] Can't Post

Now you've got me thinking about those guys riding in the Van...


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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Sep 22 2015, 1:35pm

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Well folk it! This was unexpected. But a Sackville of fun I’ll warren! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

”. . . computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons.”
- Popular Mechanics, 1949



Alassëa Eruvande
Valinor


Sep 22 2015, 3:16pm

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The cake stands upon the edge of a knife. [In reply to] Can't Post

Stray but a little and it will fall into my mouth, to the ruin of my hips.



I am SMAUG! I kill when I wish! I am strong, strong, STRONG!
My armor is like tenfold shields! My teeth like swords! My claws, spears!
The shock of my tail, a thunderbolt! My wings, a hurricane! And my breath, death!


Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Sep 22 2015, 11:53pm

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Haaaa!!! [In reply to] Can't Post

Cool



grammaboodawg
Immortal


Sep 23 2015, 1:33am

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*gasp* AWESOME!!!! :D // [In reply to] Can't Post

 




Hobbit: BotFA Geeky Observation List draft #5 1/30/15


6th draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observations List - November 28, 2013
4th draft of TH:DOS Geeky Observations List - May 15, 2014



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We have been there and back again.



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TORn's Geeky Observations Lists for LotR and The Hobbit


Brethil
Half-elven


Sep 23 2015, 1:54am

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*episode of Bofur-laughing* // [In reply to] Can't Post


In Reply To
The cake stands upon the edge of a knife. Stray but a little and it will fall into my mouth, to the ruin of my hips.










Brethil
Half-elven


Sep 23 2015, 2:02am

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Thank you Gramma, for endooring my humor. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 









grammaboodawg
Immortal


Sep 23 2015, 2:03am

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Here's one "Gross" fanfic ;) [In reply to] Can't Post

Lobelia couldn't resist the invitation, no matter how gross she thought it was. "That gross old fake has a lot of nerve to throw himself a party," she scoffed. "Engrossed in pretending to be some sort of royalty."

As indignant as the grosstesque, offensive shrew... she put on her best dress and hat and grabbed her umbrella as she stormed out the door.




Hobbit: BotFA Geeky Observation List draft #5 1/30/15


6th draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observations List - November 28, 2013
4th draft of TH:DOS Geeky Observations List - May 15, 2014



sample

We have been there and back again.



TIME Google Calendar
TORn's Geeky Observations Lists for LotR and The Hobbit


dernwyn
Forum Admin / Moderator


Sep 23 2015, 2:44am

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Now THAT is cutting-edge humor! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"


Brethil
Half-elven


Sep 23 2015, 2:50am

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Did someone say 'van' ? [In reply to] Can't Post











elentari3018
Rohan


Sep 23 2015, 3:05am

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lol i love this one! =) [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"By Elbereth and Luthien the fair, you shall have neither the Ring nor me!" ~Frodo

"And then Gandalf arose and bid all men rise, and they rose, and he said: 'Here is a last hail ere the feast endeth. Last but not least. For I name now those who shall not be forgotten and without whose valour nought else that was done would have availed; and I name before you all Frodo of the Shire and Samwise his servant. And the bards and the minstrels should give them new names: Bronwe athan Harthad and Harthad Uluithiad , Endurance beyond Hope and Hope Unquenchable.." ~Gandalf, The End of the Third Age , from The History of Middle Earth series


dernwyn
Forum Admin / Moderator


Sep 23 2015, 3:14am

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Hey! That looks like gramma's original conveyance! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Sep 23 2015, 7:40pm

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Methinks that's the first time that gramma's been sooo "Gross" :D // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

”. . . computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons.”
- Popular Mechanics, 1949



Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Sep 23 2015, 8:55pm

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Yes, it does! Maybe [In reply to] Can't Post

Legolas and Eomer are still in it, waiting for Gramma to retire so they can all head out to California via the Garden of the Gods and the Grand Canyon . . .



Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Sep 23 2015, 8:58pm

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Whoa! This really gross on you . . . // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


 
 

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