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Ataahua
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Sep 2 2015, 2:26am
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Title Contest LXVV
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I thought I'd kick this one off straight away for people to let loose their creativity. Thanks to dormouse for the nod!
Enjoy!
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Brethil
Half-elven
Sep 2 2015, 2:29am
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The ads lied. Pippin found that Tango lessons did NOT improve his relationship with Denethor at ALL.//
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(This post was edited by Brethil on Sep 2 2015, 2:29am)
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zarabia
Tol Eressea
Sep 2 2015, 7:35am
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"Nobody tosses a Hobbit!...I SAID: NOBODY TOSSES A HOBBIT!...Why doesn't that work for me?"//
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You realize that life goes fast
It's hard to make the good things last
You realize the sun doesn't go down
It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning 'round
~Do You Realize?, The Flaming Lips
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CuriousG
Half-elven
Sep 2 2015, 12:27pm
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Yet another reason why hobbits were banned from playing with super glue in the Steward's vicinity. //
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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
Sep 2 2015, 1:20pm
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Aw! Can't I stay up another hour? //
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"At the end of the journey, all men think that their youth was Arcadia..." - Phantom F. Harlock
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Sep 2 2015, 4:28pm
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"Get your hands off me you damn dirty wannabe!" //
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Boromir looked in surprise at Bilbo, but the laughter died on his lips when he saw that all the others regarded the old hobbit with grave respect. Only Glóin smiled, but his smile came from old memories.
-JRR Tolkien
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sador
Half-elven
Sep 3 2015, 3:15am
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Darkstone
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Sep 3 2015, 1:36pm
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"...fealty with love, valor with honor, disloyalty with vengeance. You will now receive two test tickles for the Tower Guard!" /
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"We’re orcs of the Misty Mountains,
Our singing’s part of canon.
We do routines and chorus scenes
While dancing with abandon.
We killed Isildur in the Gladden,
To help Sauron bring Armageddon!"
-From "Monty Python and the One Ring"
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Wasserwaldnymphe
The Shire
Sep 3 2015, 2:08pm
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You have a palanthir, too? Why, why didn't you ever tell me? I NEED to touch it!
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What can men do against such reckless hate?
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Ataahua
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Sep 3 2015, 7:28pm
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Let's hope Denethor has clear pronunciation
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or what he said could be quite a shock to an innocent Hobbit...
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Brethil
Half-elven
Sep 4 2015, 12:14am
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Took me a second but BWAAHAAAAAA!!!!! *wipes tears* //
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Brethil
Half-elven
Sep 4 2015, 12:17am
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I'd say the ball is in your court, Darkstone. //
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Sep 4 2015, 7:02pm
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Aw nuts! You got to him first Brethil
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That clever fellow with the watermelon helmet does, on occasion, tickle the boundary of decency . . . 
Boromir looked in surprise at Bilbo, but the laughter died on his lips when he saw that all the others regarded the old hobbit with grave respect. Only Glóin smiled, but his smile came from old memories.
-JRR Tolkien
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Darkstone
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Sep 4 2015, 9:54pm
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"We’re orcs of the Misty Mountains,
Our singing’s part of canon.
We do routines and chorus scenes
While dancing with abandon.
We killed Isildur in the Gladden,
To help Sauron bring Armageddon!"
-From "Monty Python and the One Ring"
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dormouse
Half-elven
Sep 4 2015, 9:57pm
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Pippin held on tight to the Steward.....
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... as the floor dropped away behind them. 
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Sep 5 2015, 12:53am
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I groin a give my testimonial. Ovary and ovary! :) //
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Boromir looked in surprise at Bilbo, but the laughter died on his lips when he saw that all the others regarded the old hobbit with grave respect. Only Glóin smiled, but his smile came from old memories.
-JRR Tolkien
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Ataahua
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Sep 5 2015, 8:37pm
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Congratulations zarabia! To the winner goes the spoils...
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...and the responsibility of choosing the photo for the next title caption contest. 
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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zarabia
Tol Eressea
Sep 7 2015, 12:28am
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Wasn't expecting this, but thanks, Ataahua! Off to the library. 
You realize that life goes fast
It's hard to make the good things last
You realize the sun doesn't go down
It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning 'round
~Do You Realize?, The Flaming Lips
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Brethil
Half-elven
Sep 7 2015, 12:45am
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Well deserved win, Z!!!!!!!!!! //
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zarabia
Tol Eressea
Sep 7 2015, 1:42am
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You realize that life goes fast
It's hard to make the good things last
You realize the sun doesn't go down
It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning 'round
~Do You Realize?, The Flaming Lips
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Loresilme
Valinor
Sep 7 2015, 1:56am
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That took me a minute and a few blinks to register    !!!
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CaptainMorgan
Bree
Sep 19 2015, 7:32pm
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By the time Pippin explained he wasn't that kind of hobbit he was. /
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YO HO HO, A LIPEY LIBER FWEE
-Captain Edward Dregg
A pirate always has two reasons for doing anything: a good reason and the real reason.
-Captain JP Morgan
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Thank you kindly! :) //
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