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dormouse
Half-elven
Aug 27 2015, 8:59am
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Title Contest LXVIV (ish)
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Hello! Sorry for the delay.....
With thanks to SirDennis for selecting me 'umble offering, here for your delectation and amusement is another little picture upon which to sharpen your giggle factor. What are these characters doing/ thinking / saying?
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Arannir
Valinor
Aug 27 2015, 9:12am
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... or What Happened when Bilbo left Frodo alone.
"I am afraid it is only too likely to be true what you say about the critics and the public. I am dreading the publication for it will be impossible not to mind what is said. I have exposed my heart to be shot at." J.R.R. Tolkien
We all have our hearts and minds one way or another invested in these books and movies. So we all mind and should show the necessary respect.
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BlackFox
Half-elven
Aug 27 2015, 9:55am
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Sam finally agreed to ask Rosie for a dance, but just so he could get Frodo off his back. //
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Aug 27 2015, 2:24pm
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“Oh, just ask her Sammy. I know you kinda cotton to her.” //
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Boromir looked in surprise at Bilbo, but the laughter died on his lips when he saw that all the others regarded the old hobbit with grave respect. Only Glóin smiled, but his smile came from old memories.
-JRR Tolkien
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Starglass
Rivendell
Aug 27 2015, 4:12pm
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"What do you mean it's time I get off the dance floor, Mister Frodo? Hobbit lasses love some twerking."
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Very, very sorry to do this to you Sam! 
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Darkstone
Immortal
Aug 27 2015, 5:05pm
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"Nobody puts Samwise in a corner." /
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That hobbit has a pleasant face,
His private life is a disgrace.
I really could not tell to you,
The awful things that hobbits do.
Things that your paper never prints
They only speak of them in hints.
They have such lost, degraded souls,
No wonder they inhabit holes;
When such depravity is found,
It only can live underground.
I really dare not name to you,
The awful things that hobbits do.
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Ataahua
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Aug 27 2015, 6:57pm
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Ataahua
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Aug 27 2015, 6:57pm
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"Please don't be a spider, please don't be a spider..." /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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dernwyn
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Aug 28 2015, 2:09am
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"Move a bit more to your left, Sam, so the Sackville-Bagginses won't see me..." //
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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"
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cats16
Half-elven
Aug 28 2015, 4:21am
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"I'm gonna swingg from the chandelier...from the chandelieeer!" //
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Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!
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Brethil
Half-elven
Aug 28 2015, 4:22am
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zarabia
Tol Eressea
Aug 29 2015, 9:16am
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Will I ever be able to get that image out of my head!?  
You realize that life goes fast
It's hard to make the good things last
You realize the sun doesn't go down
It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning 'round
~Do You Realize?, The Flaming Lips
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Aug 30 2015, 2:01pm
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for those whose primary language is not English and are not aware of my double entendre.
My caption should have been:
“Oh Sam, just ask Rosie. I know you kinda Cotton to her.”
Having now clarified and entered my caption twice;
"Accordingly, I shall not seek, and I will not accept, the nomination of my party for another term as your winning Captioneer." 
Er . . . I mean . . . Having entered basically the same caption twice, in all fairness, should I win (ha) , I do hereby disqualify myself from this, the 69th (that's LXIX to those not familiar with Arabic Numerals  ) Captioning Contest.
I thank’ee . . . 
Boromir looked in surprise at Bilbo, but the laughter died on his lips when he saw that all the others regarded the old hobbit with grave respect. Only Glóin smiled, but his smile came from old memories.
-JRR Tolkien
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CuriousG
Half-elven
Aug 30 2015, 5:56pm
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"Get me oiut of here, Sam. All of these people are shrinking!" //
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sador
Half-elven
Sep 1 2015, 2:26am
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Get yer greasy hands off me nuncle Andy's suit! //
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dormouse
Half-elven
Sep 1 2015, 6:45am
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I'm useless at decisions - and you're all too good at this!
I wish I could make it a three-way tie, but as I suspect you'd all throw turnips, my congratulations and the job of choosing the next round goes to.....
*cue fanfare*
Ataahua's "Please don't be a spider, please don't be a spider!
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dormouse
Half-elven
Sep 1 2015, 6:45am
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And over to you! 
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Ataahua
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Sep 1 2015, 7:28pm
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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*snort* //
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