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Master archer

Eruonen
Half-elven


Aug 23 2015, 6:09pm

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Master archer Can't Post

http://www.collegehumor.com/...as-look-like-a-chump

This Guy is a Better Archer Than Legolas and Katniss Combined
Joel Stice
JOEL STICE
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January 23, 2015


Darkstone
Immortal


Aug 23 2015, 7:10pm

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Master Baiter [In reply to] Can't Post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtT7t_4tQIY

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That hobbit has a pleasant face,
His private life is a disgrace.
I really could not tell to you,
The awful things that hobbits do.
Things that your paper never prints
They only speak of them in hints.
They have such lost, degraded souls,
No wonder they inhabit holes;
When such depravity is found,
It only can live underground.
I really dare not name to you,
The awful things that hobbits do.


Eruonen
Half-elven


Aug 23 2015, 8:29pm

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Reminds me of a high school math teacher who during [In reply to] Can't Post

their hobby / interest day posted outside his class a sign "How to be a master baiter" to much amusement.


Cirashala
Valinor


Aug 24 2015, 12:54am

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I've seen his work [In reply to] Can't Post

and he is without a doubt the best archer I've ever seen! I can also very much see the primitive warfare techniques he uses- like jumping and turning, or rotating 360 degrees and shooting opponents surrounding him at close range quickly. An archer would HAVE to do that in order to survive a battle amongst, say, Mongols or Persians!

I would be very glad to have an archery training gym like his! Probably take me at least ten years to achieve his level (if I could, as my left eye is weaker than my right even with contacts in). But it would be awesome to have the ability to train like that!



Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor


Aug 24 2015, 1:40pm

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WOW, that's incredible! [In reply to] Can't Post

So maybe Legolas' stunts weren't so far off after all - well, except for the Oliphant. "That still counts as one!"

Proud member of the BOFA Denial Association


Annael
Immortal


Aug 24 2015, 8:15pm

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friend of mine in high school [In reply to] Can't Post

had the last name of Batie. He was called Master throughout our time there. Fortunately he could laugh at it too.

I am a dreamer of words, of written words. I think I am reading; a word stops me. I leave the page. The syllables of the words begin to move around … The words take on other meanings as if they had the right to be young.

-- Gaston Bachelard

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NARF and member of Deplorable Cultus since 1967


Eruonen
Half-elven


Aug 26 2015, 10:09pm

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A critique.... [In reply to] Can't Post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDbqz_07dW4

 
 

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