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dernwyn
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Aug 21 2015, 2:39am
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "I desired dragons with a profound desire"
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Aug 21 2015, 3:48am
Post #27 of 29
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Q. What did the Right Whale say to the pod of Orcas?
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A. You're killin' me!
Boromir looked in surprise at Bilbo, but the laughter died on his lips when he saw that all the others regarded the old hobbit with grave respect. Only Glóin smiled, but his smile came from old memories. -JRR Tolkien
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Ethel Duath
Half-elven
Aug 21 2015, 3:53am
Post #28 of 29
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Nobody got mine. :( So here goes: A whale of a story, wherein
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Orcas depose the Master of Planktown, and his lackey, the Humpback, who was last seen baleen (I can reuse this, 'cause someone reused mine ) out his rowboat in his stolen Minke coat on his way out of town, while Woodelves entertained the townsfolk with songs accompanied by the skillful playing of harpoons. Meanwhile, Barnacle the Bowhead was engaged in combat with the Dwarf Sperm Whales led by the King’s nephew, Krilli, over the stash of Beluga hidden away in the great Fridge under the Mountain, and by some fluke, he managed to *breach* the defenses and win.
(This post was edited by Ethel Duath on Aug 21 2015, 3:59am)
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Greenwood Hobbit
Valinor
Aug 21 2015, 10:12pm
Post #29 of 29
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'We apologise for the error...
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Narwhal service will be resumed as soon as possible.'
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