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Well, this puts a new spin on how the Rohirrim patrolled the Mark
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dernwyn
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Aug 21 2015, 2:39am

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Bracegirdle
Valinor


Aug 21 2015, 3:48am

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Q. What did the Right Whale say to the pod of Orcas? [In reply to] Can't Post

A. You're killin' me! Wink Wink

Boromir looked in surprise at Bilbo, but the laughter died on his lips when he saw that all the others regarded the old hobbit with grave respect. Only Glóin smiled, but his smile came from old memories.
-JRR Tolkien


Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Aug 21 2015, 3:53am

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Nobody got mine. :( So here goes: A whale of a story, wherein [In reply to] Can't Post

Orcas depose the Master of Planktown, and his lackey, the Humpback, who was last seen baleen (I can reuse this, 'cause someone reused mine Evil ) out his rowboat in his stolen Minke coat on his way out of town, while Woodelves entertained the townsfolk with songs accompanied by the skillful playing of harpoons.

Meanwhile, Barnacle the Bowhead was engaged in combat with the Dwarf Sperm Whales led by the King’s nephew, Krilli, over the stash of Beluga hidden away in the great Fridge under the Mountain, and by some fluke, he managed to *breach* the defenses and win.



(This post was edited by Ethel Duath on Aug 21 2015, 3:59am)


Greenwood Hobbit
Valinor


Aug 21 2015, 10:12pm

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Narwhal service will be resumed as soon as possible.'

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