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SirDennisC
Half-elven
Aug 15 2015, 6:24pm
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Title Contest LXVIII
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Thank you sador for seeing the humour in an otherwise bland drink, quip, thing.
Let's see what all y'all (including dernwyn) giddy up with for this one:
There's a lot going on in this wide shot, so you may want to access the larger image, here.
(This post was edited by SirDennisC on Aug 15 2015, 6:25pm)
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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
Aug 15 2015, 7:44pm
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That time when Gandalf was cited for Unsafe Operation of an Equine Vehicle.
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Also for Excessive Speed within Minas Tirith City Limits and for two counts of Riding without a Helmet.
"At the end of the journey, all men think that their youth was Arcadia..." - Phantom F. Harlock
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Ataahua
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Aug 15 2015, 9:03pm
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Gandalf sometimes bragged about being able to ride his patronus. /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
Ataahua's stories
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dormouse
Half-elven
Aug 16 2015, 8:16am
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Shadowfax's tight cornering...
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..left the inhabitants of Minas Tirith speechless and running for cover.
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zarabia
Tol Eressea
Aug 16 2015, 8:35am
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"Oh, nooo! You don't have to thank me or anything. It's not like I got this enormous gate open before your fancy horse ran smack into it. Oh wait, I did!"//
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You realize that life goes fast
It's hard to make the good things last
You realize the sun doesn't go down
It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning 'round
~Do You Realize?, The Flaming Lips
(This post was edited by zarabia on Aug 16 2015, 8:39am)
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Aug 16 2015, 4:38pm
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Gandalf coaches Pippin on the precursor to Cow-tipping: Meara-tipping. //
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Boromir looked in surprise at Bilbo, but the laughter died on his lips when he saw that all the others regarded the old hobbit with grave respect. Only Glóin smiled, but his smile came from old memories.
-JRR Tolkien
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Darkstone
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Aug 16 2015, 8:56pm
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"You two hooligans slow down! This is *not* Osgiddyup!!" /
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That hobbit has a pleasant face,
His private life is a disgrace.
I really could not tell to you,
The awful things that hobbits do.
Things that your paper never prints
They only speak of them in hints.
They have such lost, degraded souls,
No wonder they inhabit holes;
When such depravity is found,
It only can live underground.
I really dare not name to you,
The awful things that hobbits do.
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Meneldor
Valinor
Aug 16 2015, 11:15pm
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It's the little old wizard from Valino-or
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Go Gandalf, go Gandalf, go Gandalf go
They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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sador
Half-elven
Aug 17 2015, 4:32am
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They forgot to close the door! 
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CuriousG
Half-elven
Aug 17 2015, 9:13pm
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It's amazing how Shadowfax can run, given that his right legs are so much longer than his left legs. //
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dernwyn
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Aug 17 2015, 9:17pm
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The Minas Tirith steeplechase course left much to be desired. //
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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"
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SirDennisC
Half-elven
Aug 20 2015, 2:02am
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Another tough call but this entry made my frontal face hole turn crescent shape immediately.
Would also have accepted any reference to Muybridge or Zoopraxiscopes.
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dormouse
Half-elven
Aug 20 2015, 11:09am
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I'm honoured! I will away and look for something suitable for the next round.... I'll be back!
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