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Title contest LXVII

sador
Half-elven


Aug 4 2015, 1:36pm

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Title contest LXVII Can't Post

I was quite taken by surprise, when my offering of "Portrait as Beethoven taking a selfie" was declared winner by Ataahua.
But according to the ancient and just rules laid by BlackFox, it is now my turn to present you with a new image for titling.
Four hobbis, two carrots and a cabbage. Out of which, only one has any real reason for concern (full-sized image here).



What say you?


Frodo Baggins
Bree


Aug 4 2015, 6:05pm

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"Oh my god is that really Farmer Maggot pole dancing?!?!?" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Darkstone
Immortal


Aug 4 2015, 6:23pm

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The iconic "Spielberg Face" from the upcoming "Jurassic Shire". / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


Aug 4 2015, 7:10pm

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"Are those SHOES!!" / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


Aug 4 2015, 9:49pm

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Frodo wondered if he could swipe the carrots while everyone else's attention was on Farmer Maggot's dogs. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Meneldor
Valinor


Aug 4 2015, 10:44pm

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Objects in Shire are closer than they appear // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


SirDennisC
Half-elven


Aug 5 2015, 2:30am

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Frodo: I could have had a V-8. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



cats16
Half-elven


Aug 5 2015, 9:08am

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What's that?? The long-awaited Hobbit dwarf calendar finally went to print?! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!




Bracegirdle
Valinor


Aug 5 2015, 1:54pm

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The travelers are stunned to see young Chanterelle Maggot skinny-dipping. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Boromir looked in surprise at Bilbo, but the laughter died on his lips when he saw that all the others regarded the old hobbit with grave respect. Only Glóin smiled, but his smile came from old memories.
-JRR Tolkien


Loresilme
Valinor


Aug 5 2015, 3:09pm

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Frodo (to himself): "It's true, just like Gandalf warned me. They really do share one brain." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Kim
Valinor


Aug 6 2015, 4:50am

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Wait, what?! [In reply to] Can't Post

ShockedLaugh



cats16
Half-elven


Aug 6 2015, 5:02am

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*grabs fan and hands to Kim* // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!




Kim
Valinor


Aug 6 2015, 5:04am

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Thanks muchly! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


Aug 6 2015, 7:32pm

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*snort* :D / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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CuriousG
Half-elven


Aug 7 2015, 1:13am

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The hobbits tried to discourage Farmer Maggot from investigating further by [In reply to] Can't Post

simulating much heavy breathing in the bushes.

Either that, or:

"It's a little-known fact that hobbits leave their mouths open as insect traps to garnish a dinner salad with protein."


dormouse
Half-elven


Aug 7 2015, 10:34pm

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Frodo realises that Merry's fingers are turning into carrots.... [In reply to] Can't Post

...and wonders where it will end


sador
Half-elven


Aug 9 2015, 8:15am

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Was that a response [In reply to] Can't Post

to Maggott's calling: "Shoo off!"?


sador
Half-elven


Aug 9 2015, 8:18am

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Winner! But perhaps for the wrong reason... [In reply to] Can't Post

I was looking at the responses, and trying to make up my mind which was best - but whenever I looked at yours I was reminded of http://newboards.theonering.net/...i?post=459462#459462.

Congragulations, SirDennis, and looking forward to see your choice!


SirDennisC
Half-elven


Aug 12 2015, 3:40pm

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What the? [In reply to] Can't Post

I mean thanks! I was wondering how portable the phrase is given it's a slogan for a North American vegetable cocktail brand.

Then again you did reference a post by the ubiquitous dernwyn.



dernwyn
Forum Admin / Moderator


Aug 13 2015, 4:15pm

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Who, me? Nah. [In reply to] Can't Post

I'm never around, never know what's going on...

Wink

What's truly amazing is how well BotR has held up over the years. And V-8. (Have you tried the new fruity kinds?)

(And I keep thinking I've got to chime in on these caption threads, but then start laughing so much as what's been written that I forget to try to come up with my own...like "Frodo realizes that Sam's the most intelligent of them all, since two heads are better than one". Right, that was bad...)


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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"


SirDennisC
Half-elven


Aug 14 2015, 12:08am

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Two heads? [In reply to] Can't Post

Oh!

* is startled by a bunny hopping through the yard just now *

Oh! Now I get it! Laugh


 
 

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