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sador
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Aug 4 2015, 1:36pm
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Title contest LXVII
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I was quite taken by surprise, when my offering of "Portrait as Beethoven taking a selfie" was declared winner by Ataahua. But according to the ancient and just rules laid by BlackFox, it is now my turn to present you with a new image for titling. Four hobbis, two carrots and a cabbage. Out of which, only one has any real reason for concern (full-sized image here). What say you?
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Frodo Baggins
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Aug 4 2015, 6:05pm
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"Oh my god is that really Farmer Maggot pole dancing?!?!?" //
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Darkstone
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Aug 4 2015, 6:23pm
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The iconic "Spielberg Face" from the upcoming "Jurassic Shire". /
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****************************************** Mathom House Bestsellers: All I Really Need to Know I Learned in the Pits of Orthanc Zen and the Art of Cockle Boat Maintenance Fifty Shades of Gandalf the Grey Coney Stew for the Soul Rhosgobel Rabbits - Unsafe At Any Speed
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Ataahua
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Aug 4 2015, 7:10pm
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..." Dwarves: "Pretty rings..." Men: "Pretty rings..." Sauron: "Mine's better." "Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak. Ataahua's stories
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Ataahua
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Aug 4 2015, 9:49pm
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Frodo wondered if he could swipe the carrots while everyone else's attention was on Farmer Maggot's dogs. /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..." Dwarves: "Pretty rings..." Men: "Pretty rings..." Sauron: "Mine's better." "Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak. Ataahua's stories
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Meneldor
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Aug 4 2015, 10:44pm
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Objects in Shire are closer than they appear //
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They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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cats16
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Aug 5 2015, 9:08am
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What's that?? The long-awaited Hobbit dwarf calendar finally went to print?! //
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Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Aug 5 2015, 1:54pm
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The travelers are stunned to see young Chanterelle Maggot skinny-dipping. //
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Boromir looked in surprise at Bilbo, but the laughter died on his lips when he saw that all the others regarded the old hobbit with grave respect. Only Glóin smiled, but his smile came from old memories. -JRR Tolkien
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Loresilme
Valinor
Aug 5 2015, 3:09pm
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Frodo (to himself): "It's true, just like Gandalf warned me. They really do share one brain." //
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Kim
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Aug 6 2015, 4:50am
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cats16
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Aug 6 2015, 5:02am
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*grabs fan and hands to Kim* //
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Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!
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Kim
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Aug 6 2015, 5:04am
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Ataahua
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Aug 6 2015, 7:32pm
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..." Dwarves: "Pretty rings..." Men: "Pretty rings..." Sauron: "Mine's better." "Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak. Ataahua's stories
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CuriousG
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Aug 7 2015, 1:13am
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The hobbits tried to discourage Farmer Maggot from investigating further by
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simulating much heavy breathing in the bushes. Either that, or: "It's a little-known fact that hobbits leave their mouths open as insect traps to garnish a dinner salad with protein."
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dormouse
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Aug 7 2015, 10:34pm
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Frodo realises that Merry's fingers are turning into carrots....
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...and wonders where it will end
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sador
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Aug 9 2015, 8:15am
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to Maggott's calling: "Shoo off!"?
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SirDennisC
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Aug 12 2015, 3:40pm
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I mean thanks! I was wondering how portable the phrase is given it's a slogan for a North American vegetable cocktail brand. Then again you did reference a post by the ubiquitous dernwyn.
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dernwyn
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Aug 13 2015, 4:15pm
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I'm never around, never know what's going on... What's truly amazing is how well BotR has held up over the years. And V-8. (Have you tried the new fruity kinds?) (And I keep thinking I've got to chime in on these caption threads, but then start laughing so much as what's been written that I forget to try to come up with my own...like "Frodo realizes that Sam's the most intelligent of them all, since two heads are better than one". Right, that was bad...)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "I desired dragons with a profound desire"
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SirDennisC
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Aug 14 2015, 12:08am
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Oh! * is startled by a bunny hopping through the yard just now * Oh! Now I get it!
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