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Darkstone
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Jul 21 2015, 3:27pm
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Title Contest LXV
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Thanks very much to TORnsib and fellow Bowery Boys fan zarabia for picking me as the sixty-fourth winner of the "Title Contest".
According to the sacred rules as handed down by The Inestimable BlackFox I shall now hereby enter the sixty-fifth screenshot for all of you to name:
Original image is here.
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Jul 21 2015, 6:08pm
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"Well . . . Shiver Me Timbers!"
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Let's Roll!
Just need to say SOMETHING DS.
Because I busted a gut at your "knuckle sandwich" last contest! 
Boromir looked in surprise at Bilbo, but the laughter died on his lips when he saw that all the others regarded the old hobbit with grave respect. Only Glóin smiled, but his smile came from old memories.
-JRR Tolkien
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Otaku-sempai
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Jul 21 2015, 6:34pm
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"Wormtongue! Get you to Staves R Us!" //
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"At the end of the journey, all men think that their youth was Arcadia..." - Phantom F. Harlock
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CuriousG
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Jul 21 2015, 7:21pm
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The origin of the label saying, "Close cover before striking match." //
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Lissuin
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Jul 21 2015, 7:48pm
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"Oh, very amusing! Somebody's made a visit to that blasted Weasley's Wizards Wheezes again, hasn't he? HASN'T HE?!" //
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DainPig
Gondor
Jul 22 2015, 2:15am
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How aaaaaaaaaaaaaare you all???
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Ataahua
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Jul 22 2015, 9:54am
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Saruman's attempt to enter the fireworks business wasn't much competition for Gandalf. /
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*phut*
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Loresilme
Valinor
Jul 22 2015, 5:27pm
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A wizard should have known better. But even if he used a selfie stick, there was no camera in Isengard, Mirkwood or the world of Men that could handle Saruman's sheer awesomeness. //
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Meneldor
Valinor
Jul 22 2015, 5:45pm
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"Foolish Hobbits with their silly pipes!
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Do they not know that real men smoke their weed in cigars?" BANG!!! "Confound those Tooks and Brandybucks and their blasted exploding cigars!"
They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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Silverlode
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Jul 23 2015, 1:15am
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That's exactly what I thought of too! *mods up* //
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Silverlode
Roads go ever ever on
Under cloud and under star
Yet feet that wandering have gone
Turn at last to home afar.
Eyes that fire and sword have seen
And horror in the halls of stone
Look at last on meadows green
And trees and hills they long have known.
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Harold.of.Whoa
Rivendell
Jul 23 2015, 1:36am
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Can't decide between two options
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So I shall post both, and if I have to be sanctioned and banned from TC, so be it.
Option 1 - "Dang! I knew I should have gotten the 2 Year Protection Plan!"
Option 2 - "Note to self: Balrog feather is too unstable as a core. Must use dragon heartstring from now on."
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Brethil
Half-elven
Jul 23 2015, 1:51am
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*heehee....hilarious, Meneldor* //
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Brethil
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Jul 23 2015, 2:19am
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One of those, "oops, wrong film" moments when Sir C. absolutely vaporizes the moth with Sith lightning.
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'Oh damn, sorry. Sorry, everyone.'
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Ataahua
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Jul 23 2015, 2:44am
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Waaait just one second there, Mr Whoa.
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Balrog feathers? Are you saying that Balrogs are the ancestors of the Phoenix??
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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zarabia
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Jul 23 2015, 4:29am
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These are all brilliant.  Darkstone is going to have an especially difficult time choosing a winner.
You realize that life goes fast
It's hard to make the good things last
You realize the sun doesn't go down
It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning 'round
~Do You Realize?, The Flaming Lips
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Harold.of.Whoa
Rivendell
Jul 25 2015, 5:16am
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Wouldn't it be amazing if it were possible to gin up yet another Balrog controversy?
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Brethil
Half-elven
Jul 25 2015, 5:26am
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So...are Balrog feather pillows self-heating? //
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CuriousG
Half-elven
Jul 25 2015, 5:04pm
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what about their feet: webbed, or not webbed?
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Jul 25 2015, 6:17pm
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You quack me up. . . 
Boromir looked in surprise at Bilbo, but the laughter died on his lips when he saw that all the others regarded the old hobbit with grave respect. Only Glóin smiled, but his smile came from old memories.
-JRR Tolkien
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Meneldor
Valinor
Jul 25 2015, 6:36pm
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Balrog season!
They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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Silverlode
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Jul 25 2015, 8:00pm
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I thought they wore fuzzy slippers....
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Did Bakshi lie to us? 
Silverlode
Roads go ever ever on
Under cloud and under star
Yet feet that wandering have gone
Turn at last to home afar.
Eyes that fire and sword have seen
And horror in the halls of stone
Look at last on meadows green
And trees and hills they long have known.
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dormouse
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Jul 26 2015, 8:04am
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When Saruman's sleeve was 'blessed' by a passing seagull... //
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Darkstone
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Jul 27 2015, 1:56pm
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The winner! Go forth and post!
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The squeeky sound effect in my head adds to the hilarity.
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Mathom House Bestsellers:
All I Really Need to Know I Learned in the Pits of Orthanc
Zen and the Art of Cockle Boat Maintenance
Fifty Shades of Gandalf the Grey
Coney Stew for the Soul
Rhosgobel Rabbits - Unsafe At Any Speed
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Ataahua
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Jul 27 2015, 7:22pm
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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