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Eruonen
Half-elven


Jul 13 2015, 3:57am

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Valarweight Tulkas fighting out of Valinor vs Melkor fighting out of
Angband

Super Heavyweight
Smaug fighting out of Erebor vs Stone Giant fighting out of Misty Mts
Balrog fighting out of Moria vs Watcher in the Water fighting from West Gate Pool Moria
Goblin King fighting out of Goblin Town vs Cave Troll fighting out of Moria

Heavyweight
Lurtz fighting out of Isengard vs Hyarmendacil II fighting our of Gondor
Bolg fighting out of Dol Gulder vs Thranduil fighting out of the Woodland Realm

Light Heavyweight
Eomer fighting out of Rohan vs Boromir fighting out of Gondor

Middleweight
Aragorn fighting out of Arnor vs Shagrat fighting out of Cirith Ungol

Welterweight
Legolas fighting out of the Woodland Realm vs Faramir fighting out of Gondor

Lightweight
Dwalin fighting out of Erebor vs Gorbag of Cirith Ungol
Thorin Oakenshield and Bifur fighting out of Erebor vs Bill Ferny and Squint fighting out of Bree - tag teams

Featherweight
Grimma Wormtongue fighting out of Isengard vs Alfrid Lickspittle fighting out of Laketown

Flyweight
Sam Gamgee fighting out of Hobbiton vs Gollum fighting out of Misty Mountains

Bantamweight
Arwen fighting out of Rivendell vs Eowyn fighting out of Rohan


(This post was edited by Eruonen on Jul 13 2015, 4:07am)


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Jul 13 2015, 6:35pm

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Valarweight
Tulkas fighting out of Valinor vs Melkor fighting out of Angband
>>> Tulkas body-slams Melkor right on the tuckus.

Super Heavyweight
Smaug fighting out of Erebor vs Stone Giant fighting out of Misty Mts
>>>>> Hmmm, Smaug gets STONED – searches for MRS. Smaug? Gets a FUI (Flying Under the Influence) from Great Eagle Regulator.

Balrog fighting out of Moria vs Watcher in the Water fighting from West Gate Pool Moria
>>>> Watcher dives for cover. Balrog quenched. PUSH!

Goblin King fighting out of Goblin Town vs Cave Troll fighting out of Moria
>>>> Goblin King taps-out from choke-hold.

Heavyweight
Lurtz fighting out of Isengard vs Hyarmendacil II fighting our of Gondor
>>>> Lurtz gets dreaded finger-lock on Hyarmendacil – “Nuncle!”

Bolg fighting out of Dol Gulder vs Thranduil fighting out of the Woodland Realm
>>>> Thranduil arrow-drills Bolg – “Spooky Action at a Distance”..

Light Heavyweight
Eomer fighting out of Rohan vs Boromir fighting out of Gondor
>>>> High on mead they go to the ground in a no-holds-barred laugh-off.

Middleweight
Aragorn fighting out of Arnor vs Shagrat fighting out of Cirith Ungol
>>>>> Really? “Forth Aragornlingas!”

Welterweight
Legolas fighting out of the Woodland Realm vs Faramir fighting out of Gondor
>>>> Faramir tromps with help of a trained oliphaunt.

Lightweight
Dwalin fighting out of Erebor vs Gorbag of Cirith Ungol
>>>>>> Gorbag slips a bag over Dwalin’s head (“Oh, NO, not again!”) and has his way.

Thorin Oakenshield and Bifur fighting out of Erebor vs Bill Ferny and Squint fighting out of Bree - tag teams
>>>> Ferney & Squint-eye charge huge locks of hair and get entangled and wrangled.

Featherweight
Grimma Wormtongue fighting out of Isengard vs Alfrid Lickspittle fighting out of Laketown
>>>> Lickspittle died of starvation with his master in the Northern Waste. Grimma by DEFAULT!

Flyweight
Sam Gamgee fighting out of Hobbiton vs Gollum fighting out of Misty Mountains
>>>>> Sam feints and says, “Look! Fishes!” , gets a sneak choke-hold and Gollum gollums – “Gollum, golluum, gollll-uumm!”

Bantamweight
Arwen fighting out of Rivendell vs Eowyn fighting out of Rohan
>>>>> Scratching and biting a CAT FIGHT for the ages! Doesn’t matter who wins. . . All the men are just overjoyed at the SPECTACLE!

Boromir looked in surprise at Bilbo, but the laughter died on his lips when he saw that all the others regarded the old hobbit with grave respect. Only Glóin smiled, but his smile came from old memories.
-JRR Tolkien


Eruonen
Half-elven


Jul 13 2015, 6:40pm

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Light Heavyweight
Eomer fighting out of Rohan vs Boromir fighting out of Gondor

Might be the most competitive and interesting grudge match.

Luthien vs Galadriel under the leaves, in a wet, muddy meadow.

Gandalf vs Saruman, no staffs or other uses of power on Weathertop.


(This post was edited by Eruonen on Jul 13 2015, 6:45pm)


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Jul 16 2015, 10:33pm

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Light Heavyweight
Eomer fighting out of Rohan vs Boromir fighting out of Gondor

>>>>If they’re using the Marquis of Queensberry rules Boromir easily thumps an unhorsed Eomer. Pirate

Luthien vs Galadriel under the leaves, in a wet, muddy meadow.

>>>>>Now, now, we'll have no. . . lots of that. A wet tee-shirt contest? Tongue Tongue

Gandalf vs Saruman, no staffs or other uses of power on Weathertop.

>>>>White on White, or Grey on White? Or White on Many-colours, or White on rags? Wink

Boromir looked in surprise at Bilbo, but the laughter died on his lips when he saw that all the others regarded the old hobbit with grave respect. Only Glóin smiled, but his smile came from old memories.
-JRR Tolkien


Eruonen
Half-elven


Jul 17 2015, 4:26am

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Gundabad Warg vs Isengard Warg

Eagles of Misty Mountains vs Fell Beasts of Mordor
*Eagles have the intelligence edge.

Barliman Butterbur fighting out of Bree vs Farmer Cotton of rural Hobbiton

Prince Imrahil* fighting out of Dol Amroth vs Elrond of Rivendell

*His daughter Lothiriel wedded Éomer, King of Rohan, in the last year of the Third Age.
**According to legend, Galador was the son of Mithrellas, an Elf maid.[1] This supposed elven strain was noticed in Imrahil many years later by Legolas.[3]
http://tolkiengateway.net/...rinces_of_Dol_Amroth


(This post was edited by Eruonen on Jul 17 2015, 4:31am)

 
 

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