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Ataahua
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Jul 7 2015, 7:37pm
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
Jul 7 2015, 7:44pm
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I'll be here all week (if only because no one else will have me!).
"At the end of the journey, all men think that their youth was Arcadia..." - Phantom F. Harlock
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Lissuin
Valinor
Jul 7 2015, 7:46pm
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Arwen: "In place of a dark, handsome lord, you would have a QUEEN! Work for me, boys, and you'll have all the second breakfasts, elevenses, luncheons, afternoon teas, dinners, and suppers your Hobbit hearts desire. Deal? (wink)"
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(This post was edited by Lissuin on Jul 7 2015, 7:48pm)
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Brethil
Half-elven
Jul 7 2015, 10:05pm
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I just saw that one. More snickers your way, O-S.
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These threads are great. 
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Kim
Valinor
Jul 8 2015, 2:43am
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How many pints in a halfling?
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Lissuin
Valinor
Jul 8 2015, 3:27am
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Ha! Answer re: pints (on family-friendly TORN forum):
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As many as she can eat.
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Brethil
Half-elven
Jul 8 2015, 3:47am
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I like where you went with that Liss. //
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Jul 10 2015, 12:23pm
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Dear fellow captioneers,
I feel a Great Burden as I find myself trapped in a Kobayashi Maru scenario:
(Well, look it up!) 
1. Should I choose someone other than BlackFox, I may be severely pummeled about the head and shoulders by the other contenders, as this is her one-year anniversary of this Title Contest.
2. Yet, should I choose BlackFox herself she may well think she won only because of said anniversary and pummel me about the head and shoulders.
Now using logic, and a sense of self-survival, and allowing that there are many super snickers in this 62nd caption contest, and wanting the pummeling of my head and shoulders kept to a minimum, I hereby declare and deem ALL entries to be of equal absurdity!
Therefore using good old Hobbit-sense, and hoping for the least amount of pummeling of my head and shoulders, I choose Jolly old BlackFox as the winner of round 62 (that’s LXII to those not familiar with Arabic Numbers).
Round LXIII (63) is all yours BF.
 I wish you the best of luck, and another year of snortles.
Boromir looked in surprise at Bilbo, but the laughter died on his lips when he saw that all the others regarded the old hobbit with grave respect. Only Glóin smiled, but his smile came from old memories.
-JRR Tolkien
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CuriousG
Half-elven
Jul 10 2015, 6:19pm
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Congrats, Blackfox, and thanks for starting it and keeping it going! //
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BlackFox
Half-elven
Jul 10 2015, 6:25pm
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*reaches for a cudgel* 
Kidding aside, thank you, dear Bracegirdle! Round LXIII coming soon! 
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