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Brethil
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Jun 29 2015, 3:53am
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Title Contest Number...uhmmm....fairly large
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As Baldric might say with any number over 2. Ataahua having kindly called my last pun 'good', I present you all with an image to ponder, in a captiony way: Larger image here: Screencapped Site Have at it, my dears!
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zarabia
Tol Eressea
Jun 29 2015, 6:01am
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After binge watching Home And Garden Television all day, Faramir and Madril draw up plans for an "open concept" cave. //
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You realize that life goes fast It's hard to make the good things last You realize the sun doesn't go down It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning 'round ~Do You Realize?, The Flaming Lips
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DanielLB
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Jun 29 2015, 6:49am
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IX out of X Gondorians don't understand roman numerals. /
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Meneldor
Valinor
Jun 29 2015, 1:02pm
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No, it's at least XI out of X. //
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They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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Starglass
Rivendell
Jun 29 2015, 1:05pm
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Faramir knew Frodo was lying about there being nobody else but Sam with him when he saw "Smeagol" appear on the Marauder's Map.
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This won't make any sense if you've never seen Harry Potter .
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Otaku-sempai
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Jun 29 2015, 2:20pm
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"I knew we shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque!" //
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"At the end of the journey, all men think that their youth was Arcadia..." - Phantom F. Harlock
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CuriousG
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Jun 29 2015, 4:02pm
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"I swapped our script for the secret script to Game of Thrones. How much can we get for this on eBay?" //
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Jun 29 2015, 8:33pm
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“Look you churlish dolt! It says right here – you roll three doubles in a row
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you “Go to Jail”, directly to jail – Do not pass “Go”! Do Not collect 200 silver pennies!”
Boromir looked in surprise at Bilbo, but the laughter died on his lips when he saw that all the others regarded the old hobbit with grave respect. Only Glóin smiled, but his smile came from old memories. -JRR Tolkien
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AshNazg
Gondor
Jun 29 2015, 8:56pm
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So here's his butt... but why do they call him Dick? //
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Lissuin
Valinor
Jun 29 2015, 11:43pm
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[Yes, I am still bitter about it all. Cheers, Liss] :
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David: See? This is today's script. "Faramir watches impassively as his men beat up Gollum." (sigh) It is rather a departure from his character in the book, but I'll just have to make it work, eh? At least they gave up the idea of him snatching the Ring, assassinating Aragorn, and crowning himself King of Arnor and Gondor. Do you suppose he'll get to have Eowyn? John: Maybe in the EE...if he's lucky.
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SirDennisC
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Jun 30 2015, 12:55am
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Madril: "I can't see any subtle plan!" -
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Lord Faramir: "Madril, you wouldn't see a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a harpsichord, singing "Subtle plans are here again!" (with thanks to Wikiquote and Breth for the reference)
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Brethil
Half-elven
Jun 30 2015, 1:11am
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You are all making this dashed difficult to pick a favorite! //
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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
Jun 30 2015, 4:43am
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hehehehe-heee... classic I say that if you're gonna steal, steal from the best!
"At the end of the journey, all men think that their youth was Arcadia..." - Phantom F. Harlock
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cats16
Half-elven
Jun 30 2015, 6:29am
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"I just do this motion for 10 reps for 5 sets every morning and night, and voila! Look! I can play Risk with Saurpuss again! //
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Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!
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Silverlode
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Jun 30 2015, 11:24am
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No, no, the High Fells are over *there*. //
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Silverlode Roads go ever ever on Under cloud and under star Yet feet that wandering have gone Turn at last to home afar. Eyes that fire and sword have seen And horror in the halls of stone Look at last on meadows green And trees and hills they long have known.
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Meneldor
Valinor
Jun 30 2015, 8:32pm
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"And then we'll wheel left and march the army to the northeast."
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"Northeast? But I thought we were going to Isengard."
They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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dormouse
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Jul 2 2015, 12:52pm
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"I told you not to look at the map while you're eating....
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...you've splashed stew all over it!"
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Darkstone
Immortal
Jul 2 2015, 8:29pm
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"I'd like to wine you here, dine you there, I thought we'd build a jacuzzi over here..." /
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****************************************** I met a Balrog on the stair. He had some wings that weren't there. They weren't there again today. I wish he would just fly away.
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Brethil
Half-elven
Jul 3 2015, 11:58pm
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OK...this has been HARD to choose!
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But the biggest giggle this time goes to Meneldor. Legolas-directionally-challenge jokes just have no diminishing comedic return. Sheesh. Choosing between Monopoly, Black Adder, GoT and Bugs Bunny (! noice, O-S!) references among others. Tough crowd!!!!!! You guys are the best! Off to you Meneldor!
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Meneldor
Valinor
Jul 4 2015, 12:07am
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I'm having computer issues and trying to figure out someone else's system. I'll pass the trophy on to your second choice this round. Sorry 'bout that, I'll try to be more helpful next time.
They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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Brethil
Half-elven
Jul 4 2015, 12:30am
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Oh dear! Those dratted machines! Not a problem...
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Now give me a few to reconsider...because I have about 7 second choices!
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Brethil
Half-elven
Jul 4 2015, 1:21am
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You cracked me up, and the way the caption works with their faces is awesome. Once again: this was really tough. Nary impossible.
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BlackFox
Half-elven
Jul 4 2015, 8:16am
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Looking forward to Round 62! (There, I switched to Arabic numerals! I hope you're happy now. )
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