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Brethil
Half-elven


Jun 29 2015, 3:53am

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Title Contest Number...uhmmm....fairly large Can't Post

As Baldric might say with any number over 2. Wink


Ataahua having kindly called my last pun 'good', I present you all with an image to ponder, in a captiony way:










Larger image here:


Screencapped Site


Have at it, my dears! Cool









zarabia
Tol Eressea


Jun 29 2015, 6:01am

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After binge watching Home And Garden Television all day, Faramir and Madril draw up plans for an "open concept" cave. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

You realize that life goes fast
It's hard to make the good things last
You realize the sun doesn't go down
It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning 'round

~Do You Realize?, The Flaming Lips


(This post was edited by zarabia on Jun 29 2015, 6:11am)


DanielLB
Immortal


Jun 29 2015, 6:49am

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IX out of X Gondorians don't understand roman numerals. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 


(This post was edited by DanielLB on Jun 29 2015, 6:51am)


Meneldor
Valinor


Jun 29 2015, 1:02pm

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No, it's at least XI out of X. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


Starglass
Rivendell


Jun 29 2015, 1:05pm

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Faramir knew Frodo was lying about there being nobody else but Sam with him when he saw "Smeagol" appear on the Marauder's Map. [In reply to] Can't Post

This won't make any sense if you've never seen Harry Potter . Wink


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Jun 29 2015, 2:20pm

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"I knew we shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"At the end of the journey, all men think that their youth was Arcadia..." - Phantom F. Harlock


CuriousG
Half-elven


Jun 29 2015, 4:02pm

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"I swapped our script for the secret script to Game of Thrones. How much can we get for this on eBay?" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Jun 29 2015, 8:33pm

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“Look you churlish dolt! It says right here – you roll three doubles in a row [In reply to] Can't Post

you “Go to Jail”, directly to jail – Do not pass “Go”! Do Not collect 200 silver pennies!”

Boromir looked in surprise at Bilbo, but the laughter died on his lips when he saw that all the others regarded the old hobbit with grave respect. Only Glóin smiled, but his smile came from old memories.
-JRR Tolkien


AshNazg
Gondor


Jun 29 2015, 8:56pm

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So here's his butt... but why do they call him Dick? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Lissuin
Valinor


Jun 29 2015, 11:43pm

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[Yes, I am still bitter about it all. Cheers, Liss] : [In reply to] Can't Post

David: See? This is today's script. "Faramir watches impassively as his men beat up Gollum." (sigh) It is rather a departure from his character in the book, but I'll just have to make it work, eh? At least they gave up the idea of him snatching the Ring, assassinating Aragorn, and crowning himself King of Arnor and Gondor. Do you suppose he'll get to have Eowyn?

John: Maybe in the EE...if he's lucky.


SirDennisC
Half-elven


Jun 30 2015, 12:29am

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hehehehe-heee... classic // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



SirDennisC
Half-elven


Jun 30 2015, 12:55am

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Madril: "I can't see any subtle plan!" - [In reply to] Can't Post

Lord Faramir: "Madril, you wouldn't see a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a harpsichord, singing "Subtle plans are here again!"

(with thanks to Wikiquote and Breth for the referenceCool)



Brethil
Half-elven


Jun 30 2015, 1:11am

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You are all making this dashed difficult to pick a favorite! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 









Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Jun 30 2015, 4:43am

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Well... [In reply to] Can't Post


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hehehehe-heee... classic


I say that if you're gonna steal, steal from the best!

"At the end of the journey, all men think that their youth was Arcadia..." - Phantom F. Harlock


cats16
Half-elven


Jun 30 2015, 6:29am

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"I just do this motion for 10 reps for 5 sets every morning and night, and voila! Look! I can play Risk with Saurpuss again! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!




Silverlode
Forum Admin / Moderator


Jun 30 2015, 11:24am

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No, no, the High Fells are over *there*. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Silverlode

Roads go ever ever on
Under cloud and under star
Yet feet that wandering have gone
Turn at last to home afar.
Eyes that fire and sword have seen
And horror in the halls of stone
Look at last on meadows green
And trees and hills they long have known.




Meneldor
Valinor


Jun 30 2015, 8:32pm

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"And then we'll wheel left and march the army to the northeast." [In reply to] Can't Post

"Northeast? But I thought we were going to Isengard."


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


dormouse
Half-elven


Jul 2 2015, 12:52pm

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"I told you not to look at the map while you're eating.... [In reply to] Can't Post

...you've splashed stew all over it!"


Meneldor
Valinor


Jul 2 2015, 2:48pm

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Why is the stew eating the map? ... Eowyn!!! [In reply to] Can't Post


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...you've splashed stew all over it!"



They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


Darkstone
Immortal


Jul 2 2015, 8:29pm

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"I'd like to wine you here, dine you there, I thought we'd build a jacuzzi over here..." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

******************************************

I met a Balrog on the stair.
He had some wings that weren't there.
They weren't there again today.
I wish he would just fly away.


Brethil
Half-elven


Jul 3 2015, 11:58pm

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OK...this has been HARD to choose! [In reply to] Can't Post

But the biggest giggle this time goes to Meneldor. Legolas-directionally-challenge jokes just have no diminishing comedic return.


Sheesh. Choosing between Monopoly, Black Adder, GoT and Bugs Bunny (! noice, O-S!) references among others. Tough crowd!!!!!! Laugh You guys are the best!


Off to you Meneldor!









Meneldor
Valinor


Jul 4 2015, 12:07am

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Thank you, Breth, but [In reply to] Can't Post

I'm having computer issues and trying to figure out someone else's system. I'll pass the trophy on to your second choice this round.

Sorry 'bout that, I'll try to be more helpful next time.


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


Brethil
Half-elven


Jul 4 2015, 12:30am

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Oh dear! Those dratted machines! Not a problem... [In reply to] Can't Post

LaughNow give me a few to reconsider...because I have about 7 second choices!









Brethil
Half-elven


Jul 4 2015, 1:21am

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Ok, Brace: you're up! [In reply to] Can't Post

You cracked me up, and the way the caption works with their faces is awesome.


Once again: this was really tough. Nary impossible.









BlackFox
Half-elven


Jul 4 2015, 8:16am

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Congratulations, Bracegirdle! [In reply to] Can't Post

Looking forward to Round 62! Smile (There, I switched to Arabic numerals! I hope you're happy now. Tongue)


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