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Title Contest no. ..... what are we up to now?

Ataahua
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Jun 24 2015, 11:36pm

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Title Contest no. ..... what are we up to now? Can't Post

Apologies for the delay! Here is this week's image for you to unleash your creative witticisms onto. :)




Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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SirDennisC
Half-elven


Jun 25 2015, 12:06am

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That spot on your cheek looks angry -- you should have it checked out. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



Darkstone
Immortal


Jun 25 2015, 1:03am

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"Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler... " / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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I met a Balrog on the stair.
He had some wings that weren't there.
They weren't there again today.
I wish he would just fly away.


CuriousG
Half-elven


Jun 25 2015, 12:05pm

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The main appeal of being an extra in Peter Jackson's films was the much-needed free dental plan. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Nuradar
Rohan


Jun 25 2015, 3:54pm

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Do these nose rings make me look fat? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


CuriousG
Half-elven


Jun 25 2015, 11:20pm

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ROFL // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Jun 25 2015, 11:25pm

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The Orcs celebrate the debut of Saruman's Uruk-hai with a rave. [In reply to] Can't Post

We are up to Title Contest LX, btw.

"At the end of the journey, all men think that their youth was Arcadia..." - Phantom F. Harlock


Ataahua
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Jun 25 2015, 11:38pm

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Thanks! / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Bracegirdle
Valinor


Jun 26 2015, 1:31pm

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Wouldn't that be [In reply to] Can't Post

XXXXC

or

LCX Smile

Hey, an idea Angelic 60

I'm sooo confusticated. BlackFox is the boss. And if she says LX, LX it be! Cool

Boromir looked in surprise at Bilbo, but the laughter died on his lips when he saw that all the others regarded the old hobbit with grave respect. Only Glóin smiled, but his smile came from old memories.
-JRR Tolkien


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Jun 26 2015, 1:35pm

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I feel pretty, oh so pretty [In reply to] Can't Post

I feel pretty and witty and bright , , , *music*

Boromir looked in surprise at Bilbo, but the laughter died on his lips when he saw that all the others regarded the old hobbit with grave respect. Only Glóin smiled, but his smile came from old memories.
-JRR Tolkien


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Jun 26 2015, 2:32pm

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Abandon Roman Numerals? [In reply to] Can't Post

Are you mad?!?!
Actually, I'd be perfectly okay with that.

"At the end of the journey, all men think that their youth was Arcadia..." - Phantom F. Harlock


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Jun 26 2015, 5:27pm

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Naw! Just having some # fun [In reply to] Can't Post

and Roman Numerals ARE fun

And yes - I'm mad?!?! - But "Mad Bracegirdle" was not recorded in the Red Book. Nuts! Tongue

Actually I was the grandfather of Lobelia Bracegirdle and I went on an adventure and was never able to live it down..

But truth be known (Shhh!) I took Peony Bolger on a picnic up to the North Moors and we got lost for 3 days... ((CoolCool))

Boromir looked in surprise at Bilbo, but the laughter died on his lips when he saw that all the others regarded the old hobbit with grave respect. Only Glóin smiled, but his smile came from old memories.
-JRR Tolkien


Meneldor
Valinor


Jun 26 2015, 6:21pm

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"Gramma, what big teeth you have!" [In reply to] Can't Post

"Looks like Little Red Riding Hood's back on the menu, boys!"


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


Brethil
Half-elven


Jun 26 2015, 7:08pm

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Uruk High senior picture day. Smile! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 









zarabia
Tol Eressea


Jun 27 2015, 4:20am

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You mean I've had spinach stuck in my teeth this whole time?! How embarrassing! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

You realize that life goes fast
It's hard to make the good things last
You realize the sun doesn't go down
It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning 'round

~Do You Realize?, The Flaming Lips


Hobbity Hobbit
Lorien


Jun 27 2015, 11:11am

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"Look at my rad noserings dude..!" [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"Obviously the idea of being human is a very human idea."
-Dominic Monaghan


Ataahua
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Jun 28 2015, 2:44am

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I like a good pun, so - Brethil's the winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

Congrats Brethil! I look forward to seeing what picture you come up with for the next round. :)

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Brethil
Half-elven


Jun 28 2015, 3:53am

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Thanks muchly Ataahua! Glad you liked it! [In reply to] Can't Post

Wouldn't their yearbook be fun to browse? Shocked I shall ponder a picture posting. Wink









BlackFox
Half-elven


Jun 28 2015, 8:07am

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Congratulations, Brethil! [In reply to] Can't Post

Looking forward to the next round. Smile



CuriousG
Half-elven


Jun 28 2015, 11:22pm

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Their yearbook [In reply to] Can't Post

Congrats, Brethil!

I'd also imagine the voting categories in their yearbook:

"Most likely to eat another orc for no good reason."
"Most likely to be eaten."
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Brethil
Half-elven


Jun 29 2015, 3:15am

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Thankee, BF! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 









Brethil
Half-elven


Jun 29 2015, 3:28am

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Uruk High Yearbook entries [In reply to] Can't Post


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Congrats, Brethil!

I'd also imagine the voting categories in their yearbook:

"Most likely to eat another orc for no good reason."
"Most likely to be eaten."
...


Yeah, and their Sewing and Cooking Clubs might be something to avoid, because what exactly ARE they stitching up over there? And roasting? Hmm. Shocked








 
 

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