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Nomad
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Jun 18 2015, 6:49pm
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I posted this like seven year ago but... the Balrog hath returned.
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I just returned from the restroom and I have a story to tell... a story about a man... the man who walked out as I was walking in... actually a story about the smell that assaulted me upon entry which surely must have come from that man.
Were it not for the incinerating fires of Melkor's malice and hatred which clothed the mightly Gothmog in his evil glory, the gaseous emissions of that Lord of Balrogs were they to escape the flames mayhap could rival the stench of which I speak. Were the belchings of darkness and death within Torech Ungol gathered together and put into a phial concentrate, they might have attained unto the vileness I have experienced. Nay the heady vapours of the Dead Marshes in comparison are like unto the gardens of Fimbrethil, or the perfumes of the blossoms of Nimloth. I speak of a malodorous air beyond comprehension; a noisome rottenness the likes of which could not have come from mere mortal man. Perhaps he was not of this world. Perhaps he was... no; the horror of this memory haunts me and I will speak of it no longer. I must try to purge my mind of it lest it drive me to vomit in my mouth... again.
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Ettelewen
Rohan
Jun 18 2015, 7:06pm
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Well done, Nomad.
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Elarie
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Jun 18 2015, 7:06pm
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__________________
Gold is the strife of kinsmen,
and fire of the flood-tide,
and the path of the serpent.
(Old Icelandic Fe rune poem)
(This post was edited by Elarie on Jun 18 2015, 7:07pm)
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Morthoron
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Jun 19 2015, 1:38pm
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I believe the word you're looking for is "Bowelrog" //
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Please visit my blog...The Dark Elf File...a slighty skewed journal of music and literary comment, fan-fiction and interminable essays.
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Nomad
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Jun 19 2015, 1:47pm
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Annael
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Jun 19 2015, 4:07pm
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nice to see you again oh Metal one
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and you make me glad, once again, that I don't have to deal with men's restrooms.
I am a dreamer of words, of written words. I think I am reading; a word stops me. I leave the page. The syllables of the words begin to move around … The words take on other meanings as if they had the right to be young.
-- Gaston Bachelard
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Nomad
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Jun 19 2015, 4:38pm
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Indeed... Nice to see you too!
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swordwhale
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Jun 20 2015, 11:43am
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keep calm and open paddock 9
Na 'Aear, na 'Aear! Mýl 'lain nallol, I sûl ribiel a i falf 'loss reviol...
To the sea, to the sea, the white gulls are crying, the wind is blowing and the white foam is flying...
Member of Manure Movers Local 101, Raptor Wranglers & Rehab, and Night Fury Trainers Assoc. Owned by several cats.
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Avandel
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Jun 20 2015, 9:32pm
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you make me glad, once again, that I don't have to deal with men's restrooms.
I've dealt with things that have had me backing out of women's restrooms at impressive speeds - must be the 'ol survival instincts kicking in since at those critical moments I don't even need to make use of eyesight or hearing- just some instinctive use of feet, but there are appalling horrors in life that you just don't forget even years later.
However, I am glad I tripped over this post, as verily, I never thought to wax eloquently about such experiences, never thought to ascribe an epic narrative to the life-changing event - and so, when the next eye- and nose- searing atrocity is witnessed, perhaps I will set it in verse....
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Elarie
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Jun 21 2015, 12:39am
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who could forget when this was making the rounds on the internet?
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Gold is the strife of kinsmen,
and fire of the flood-tide,
and the path of the serpent.
(Old Icelandic Fe rune poem)
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