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Bracegirdle
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Jun 7 2015, 11:07pm
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Some iconic movie quotes Tolkien could have used:
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(Add yours?) "I’ll be back!” --As Gandalf falls from the Bridge of Khazad-dum. The Terminator “Fasten your seatbelts. It’s going to be a bumpy night.” –Strider to the Hobbits at Bree. All About Eve “Well, nobody’s perfect.” –Boromir at Parth Galen. Some Like it Hot “What a dump.” –Aragorn at the desolation before the Morannon. Beyond the Forest “It’s alive! It’s Alive!” –Merry speaking of Treebeard. Frankenstein “I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore.” –Merry to Pippin as they enter Caras Caladhon. Wizard of OZ “Well, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into!” –Sam to Frodo crossing Nen Hithoel. Sons of the Desert "Here's looking at you, kid." –Eye of Sauron to Frodo on Amon Hen. Casablanca "Made it, Ma! Top of the world!" –Frodo reaches Sammath Naur. White Heat "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!" –Treebeard at Entmoot. Network "They're here!" –Theoden to Aragorn at Helm’s Deep. Poltergeist "Hasta la vista, baby." –Aragorn to Eowyn as he enters the Paths of the Dead. Terminator II "We’re gonna need a bigger boat." --Gimli to Legolas as they head toward the Straight Road. Jaws "Why don't you come up sometime and see me sometime?” –Galadriel from talan to Gandalf. She Done Him Wrong "I'm walking here! I'm walking here!" --Treebeard yells at huorn on way to Wellinghall. Midnight Cowboy
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zarabia
Tol Eressea
Jun 8 2015, 1:29am
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These are very clever, BG! Here's another from Casablanca
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"If that ship sails* and you're not on it, you'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life." -- Aragorn to Arwen. Casablanca farewell scene. *Yes, I know it should be plane takes off.
You realize that life goes fast It's hard to make the good things last You realize the sun doesn't go down It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning 'round ~Do You Realize?, The Flaming Lips
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sevilodorf
Tol Eressea
Jun 8 2015, 4:18am
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Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.
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from King Kong for Eowyn and the Fell Beast....
Fourth Age Adventures at the Inn of the Burping Troll http://burpingtroll.com Home of TheOneRing.net Best FanFic stories of 2005 and 2006 "The Last Grey Ship" and "Ashes, East Wind, Hope That Rises" by Erin Rua (Found in Mathoms, LOTR Tales Untold)
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zarabia
Tol Eressea
Jun 8 2015, 5:19am
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"Inconceivable!" - Aragorn, Gimli, and Legolas upon seeing Gandalf the White for the first time.
You realize that life goes fast It's hard to make the good things last You realize the sun doesn't go down It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning 'round ~Do You Realize?, The Flaming Lips
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Eruwestial37
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Jun 8 2015, 6:17am
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I've got a BAD feeling about this
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Star Wars Just about any character in any chapter.
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zarabia
Tol Eressea
Jun 8 2015, 7:33am
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"I feel the need, the need for speed!" Top Gun Or Gollum to himself reflected in the water: "You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?!" Taxi Driver
You realize that life goes fast It's hard to make the good things last You realize the sun doesn't go down It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning 'round ~Do You Realize?, The Flaming Lips
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BlackFox
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Jun 8 2015, 7:39am
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"Say 'hello' to my little friend!"
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Legolas signals Gimli to enter a fight.
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zarabia
Tol Eressea
Jun 8 2015, 7:41am
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You realize that life goes fast It's hard to make the good things last You realize the sun doesn't go down It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning 'round ~Do You Realize?, The Flaming Lips
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Meneldor
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Jun 8 2015, 12:41pm
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"The Ring must be dropped directly
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into this 2 meter crevice, directly below the main crater of the volcano." "That's impossible, even for an eagle!" "It's not impossible. I used to bullseye attercops with rocks all the time back in the Shire."
They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Jun 8 2015, 1:06pm
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:D too, BlackFox - Baruk Khazad!
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had to google that one from "Scarface"
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Bracegirdle
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Jun 8 2015, 1:22pm
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Makes the mind wonder and wander doesn't it? Are we ALL obsessed?
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Jun 8 2015, 1:34pm
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The five Nazgul at Amon Sul —To Kill a Mockingbird
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Darkstone
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Jun 8 2015, 4:06pm
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Gandalf: “One ring to rule them all, one ring to…” Frodo: Cut to the chase, willya? How do I destroy it? Gandalf: Hmm, doesn't say. Pippin: Remind me why I do this again. Merry: Second breakfast and the safety of Middle-earth. Pippin: Ah! Sam (to Frodo): I can promise you two things. One: I'll always look this good. Two: I'll never give up on you. Eowyn, (to Aragorn): Second date, tongue! Aragorn (at the Bridge of Khazad-dum): Are you going to be . . . okay, alone? Gandalf: How big can it be? (In the Dwimorberg) Legolas: Have you found them yet? Aragorn: I got 'em right below me. Matter of minutes. Gimli: Okay, good. Could you hurry up, because it's a... it's a little spooky in here. Frodo: There is often a young knight who is inexperienced, but pure of heart. Sam: Oh, come on. I am not pure of heart. Frodo: Yes, you are. Galadriel (about to go nuclear, to Frodo): You should be running. Boromir: You're a talker. What's a good word, a solid word for "need"? Frodo: Well, "need" is a good, solid word. Boromir: Nah. Too needy. Aragorn (after being dragged by a warg and falling off the cliff): I'm gonna be sore in the morning! Frodo: Did you ever lose track of him? Bilbo: Well let's see - there was that moment, when I had the express train on top of my head... Pippin: If there's trouble, all us hobbits have is each other. Dernhelm (to WiKi): Look at the size of that whammer! Legolas (at the Dwimorberg): Behind this door, a dark entity. Evil, ancient and hungry. Aragorn: [sighs] Oh, well. Let me go in and say hi. Bonus from They Live!: Sam (at Cirith Ungol): I have come here to chew lembas bread and kick ass... and I'm all out of lembas bread.
****************************************** I met a Balrog on the stair. He had some wings that weren't there. They weren't there again today. I wish he would just fly away.
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Otaku-sempai
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Jun 8 2015, 4:13pm
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BILBO (about Gandalf): Of all the hobbit-holes in all the towns in all the world, why did he have to walk into mine?
"At the end of the journey, all men think that their youth was Arcadia..." - Phantom F. Harlock
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Bracegirdle
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Jun 8 2015, 5:43pm
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Where would we be if Drogo & Primula hadn't drownded on the Brandywine... And Frodo never went to Hobbiton! Hey! Who's gonna be the Ring Bearer? Maybe Bilbo's friend and neighbor Daddy Twofoot...? er, Twofeet
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Loresilme
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Jun 8 2015, 6:20pm
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"Listen! Do you smell something?" -- Legolas to the company
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when they're in Moria and the Balrog stirs. (From Ghostbusters) Thanks Bracegirdle! Great idea for a thread and yours and everyone's were very clever!
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swordwhale
Tol Eressea
Jun 8 2015, 6:38pm
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and the one above you... win.
Na 'Aear, na 'Aear! Mýl 'lain nallol, I sûl ribiel a i falf 'loss reviol... To the sea, to the sea, the white gulls are crying, the wind is blowing and the white foam is flying... JARVIS is my copilot, and it's bigger on the inside...
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swordwhale
Tol Eressea
Jun 8 2015, 6:46pm
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all I could think of was the entire handgrenade of antioch thingie from Monthy Python... Brother: (reading from Book of Armaments): And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu-- Brother Maynard (Eric Idle): Skip a bit, Brother... Brother: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. Brother Maynard: Amen. King Arthur (Graham Chapman): Right. (http://www.whysanity.net/monos/grail.html) So maybe like this..................................................................... And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the One True Ring, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy One True Ring into the fires of Doom, ... ...if thou doest not lobbest The One True Ring into the Fires of Doom, thy companion, who being naughty in My sight, shall gnosh thy finger, fall into the Fires of Doom, and shall snuff it. Thus endeth the Reign of the Lord of the Rings.
Na 'Aear, na 'Aear! Mýl 'lain nallol, I sûl ribiel a i falf 'loss reviol... To the sea, to the sea, the white gulls are crying, the wind is blowing and the white foam is flying... JARVIS is my copilot, and it's bigger on the inside...
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swordwhale
Tol Eressea
Jun 8 2015, 6:50pm
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everybody at the doors of Moria....
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"Please be a secret door, please be a secret door..." pushes wall... secret door opens... little boy Christmas voice: "yeay!" (Iron Man, Avengers: Age of Ultron)
Na 'Aear, na 'Aear! Mýl 'lain nallol, I sûl ribiel a i falf 'loss reviol... To the sea, to the sea, the white gulls are crying, the wind is blowing and the white foam is flying... JARVIS is my copilot, and it's bigger on the inside...
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swordwhale
Tol Eressea
Jun 8 2015, 6:51pm
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LET IT GO, LET IT GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (the heat never bothered me anyway....)
Na 'Aear, na 'Aear! Mýl 'lain nallol, I sûl ribiel a i falf 'loss reviol... To the sea, to the sea, the white gulls are crying, the wind is blowing and the white foam is flying... JARVIS is my copilot, and it's bigger on the inside...
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swordwhale
Tol Eressea
Jun 8 2015, 6:53pm
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"clever girl..." (Jurassic Park: in which a raptor proves smarter than a hunter)
Na 'Aear, na 'Aear! Mýl 'lain nallol, I sûl ribiel a i falf 'loss reviol... To the sea, to the sea, the white gulls are crying, the wind is blowing and the white foam is flying... JARVIS is my copilot, and it's bigger on the inside...
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swordwhale
Tol Eressea
Jun 8 2015, 7:15pm
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Hobbits fleeing from Nazgul...
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"objects in mirror are closer than they appear..." and more silliness from Jurassic Park (I forgot how much I loved that movie, and raptors) anyone in any other chase scene: "Hold onto your butts!" viewing Oliphaunt for first time.... "Can I touch it?" "Sure. Just think of it as... kind of a big cow." Gandalf (Pippin pops up waving a round translucent ball) Hey, where'd you find that? Pippin: In a box under my seat. Gandalf: Is it heavy? Pippin: Yeah. Gandalf: Then it's expensive, put it back. As Ents approach Isengard... Saruman observes wine in his glass rippling: Anybody hear that? It's a, um... It's an impact tremor, that's what it is... I'm fairly alarmed here. Merry: [looking at approaching horde of orcs] Pippin, Pippin, can you tell me what they are? Pip: They're, Gal... uh... uh, Galli... uh, Gallimimus. Sam: Are those... meat-eating... uh, meatasauruses? Merry: [the orcs change direction] The wheel uniform changes just like a flock of birds evading a predator. Sam: They're, uh... they're flocking this way. Bilbo: [after being sneezed on by a giant eagle] Yuck! Balin: Oh, great. Now he'll never try anything anymore. He'll just sit in his room, and never come out, and write endless bad poetry.
Na 'Aear, na 'Aear! Mýl 'lain nallol, I sûl ribiel a i falf 'loss reviol... To the sea, to the sea, the white gulls are crying, the wind is blowing and the white foam is flying... JARVIS is my copilot, and it's bigger on the inside...
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Bracegirdle
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Jun 8 2015, 7:59pm
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Love this Swordwhale ! – very clever art thou, or is it thou art?
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Shades of trying to read the redundancy redundancy redundancy (Oh, and the redundancy too!) of the Old Testament
And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the One True Ring, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy One True Ring into the fires of Doom, ... ...if thou doest not lobbest The One True Ring into the Fires of Doom, thy companion, who being naughty in My sight, shall gnosh thy finger, fall into the Fires of Doom, and shall snuff it. Thus endeth the Reign of the Lord of the Rings.
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