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I have my fake passport and counterfeit greenbacks!

Starling
Half-elven


May 23 2015, 10:13pm

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I have my fake passport and counterfeit greenbacks! Can't Post

I will be coming to visit shortly, hopefully I will get my *documents* sorted before this thread is removed.
[cool]

Edited to add, now showing everywhere, on every board!




(This post was edited by Kimi on May 23 2015, 11:37pm)


Brethil
Half-elven


May 23 2015, 10:15pm

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Now, a fake death certificate. THAT'S a keeper. [In reply to] Can't Post

( Btw Modar, its in OT as well. )









(This post was edited by Brethil on May 23 2015, 10:18pm)


Brethil
Half-elven


May 23 2015, 10:20pm

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And TH... [In reply to] Can't Post

Its spreading.









Ethel Duath
Half-elven


May 23 2015, 11:37pm

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Rats! Missed 'em all! Are you [In reply to] Can't Post

still going to come visit?Smile



Kimi
Forum Admin / Moderator


May 23 2015, 11:38pm

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Get in the queue like everyone else! [In reply to] Can't Post

:)


The Passing of Mistress Rose
My historical novels

Do we find happiness so often that we should turn it off the box when it happens to sit there?

- A Room With a View


Starling
Half-elven


May 24 2015, 12:03am

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Sure [In reply to] Can't Post

The poster was more than generous in promising to supply me with the appropriate documents. I am just waiting to hear back after I sent all my bank details...




Brethil
Half-elven


May 24 2015, 12:43am

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I have a ... uhm .. 'Go To The Front of the Queue' Pass [In reply to] Can't Post

Its not fake or anything.









Kimi
Forum Admin / Moderator


May 24 2015, 12:46am

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And the ink's still wet on it! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


The Passing of Mistress Rose
My historical novels

Do we find happiness so often that we should turn it off the box when it happens to sit there?

- A Room With a View


Brethil
Half-elven


May 24 2015, 12:49am

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*busted!* // [In reply to] Can't Post

 









Ethel Duath
Half-elven


May 24 2015, 1:40am

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That's O.K. He told me you should [In reply to] Can't Post

send them all to me to expedite the process.Smile







Evil



(This post was edited by Ethel Duath on May 24 2015, 1:41am)


Brethil
Half-elven


May 24 2015, 2:15am

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Care of 'The Tolkienia Hot Tub Fund' ? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 









Ethel Duath
Half-elven


May 24 2015, 2:26am

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Hot car for cold cash club. [In reply to] Can't Post

Can be found in the secret room behind the admin desk (they'd never think to look there!!! Of course, I'm writing this in an ink color which is well outside the spectrum of light visible to TORn Modar. I think.)



Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


May 24 2015, 3:02am

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*puts on 3D glasses* [In reply to] Can't Post

I see everything. Including the gum you stuck under the desk.

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Ethel Duath
Half-elven


May 24 2015, 3:34am

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Ah! But can you tell [In reply to] Can't Post

what flavor it is? That alone is the key to the location of our stash. Of gum.

(True story: My great aunt, whispering to her young niece [no, not me] whom she had taken to church--in the middle of the sermon, she looked over, and the girl was chewing an enormous wad of gum. Not done in your average 1960's Methodist Sunday Service. "Where did you get that?" "From under the pew." Auntie said it was all she could do to stifle a scream. That would have been some sermon . . .Sly)



DanielLB
Immortal


May 24 2015, 8:06am

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You ought to be careful, Starling. [In reply to] Can't Post

I once knew a Nigerian Prince who unfortunately died. After I sent him $10k I never heard from him again.



Dame Ioreth
Tol Eressea


May 25 2015, 2:14pm

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Still.... [In reply to] Can't Post

at least you got to write "queue".

I'm mean seriously... when do we in the states get to write "queue"? I love that word! SmileHeart

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Heed WBA when building blanket forts.
ITLs don't get enough FAS. :)

Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles.
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings






Brethil
Half-elven


May 26 2015, 2:17am

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I felt very sophisticated doing it, too. // [In reply to] Can't Post


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at least you got to write "queue".

I'm mean seriously... when do we in the states get to write "queue"? I love that word! SmileHeart









 
 

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