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Title Contest LV

Darkstone
Immortal


May 18 2015, 1:31pm

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Title Contest LV Can't Post

Thanks very much to TORnsib and Fellow Star Trek TOS Fan Silverlode for picking me as the fifty-fourth winner of the "Title Contest" with my title "You take the Ring, I'll get his wallet."

(Originally “He’s dead Jim! You take his tricorder, I'll get his wallet!”)

According to the sacred rules as handed down by The Inestimable BlackFox I shall now hereby enter the funf und funfzig (Try saying that three times real fast!) screenshot for all of you to name:

Original image is here.



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I met a Balrog on the stair.
He had some wings that weren't there.
They weren't there again today.
I wish he would just fly away.

(This post was edited by Darkstone on May 18 2015, 1:33pm)


zarabia
Tol Eressea


May 18 2015, 2:10pm

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Steven Tyler?! We're not worthy!!! We're not worthy!!! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

You realize that life goes fast
It's hard to make the good things last
You realize the sun doesn't go down
It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning 'round

~Do You Realize?, The Flaming Lips


dormouse
Half-elven


May 18 2015, 2:41pm

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When biological washing powder first arrived in Middle Earth.... // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


May 18 2015, 3:55pm

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"It's a g-g-g-ghost!" [In reply to] Can't Post

Merry and Pippin meet Casper.

"At the end of the journey, all men think that their youth was Arcadia..." - Phantom F. Harlock


CuriousG
Half-elven


May 18 2015, 7:23pm

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"Pip, I dropped my contacts, and I can't tell if that's Saruman, or Shadowfax towering over us." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Brethil
Half-elven


May 18 2015, 8:24pm

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OH. *whispers* Pip, do you think he'll remember that time I called him GanDork? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 









Loresilme
Valinor


May 18 2015, 11:42pm

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Gandalf: "Now repeat after me: 'All it takes is faith and trust, and a little bit of pixie dust.' // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


BlackFox
Half-elven


May 19 2015, 9:29am

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Merry and Pippin discover the culprit behind the recent bleach heist. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



Silverlode
Forum Admin / Moderator


May 19 2015, 11:31am

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*snert* Saruman reported to be searching frantically for perpetrator... [In reply to] Can't Post

while at the same time vehemently denying that changing his surname to "Of Many Colours" was merely an attempt to save face during the shortage.

Laugh

Silverlode

Roads go ever ever on
Under cloud and under star
Yet feet that wandering have gone
Turn at last to home afar.
Eyes that fire and sword have seen
And horror in the halls of stone
Look at last on meadows green
And trees and hills they long have known.




Kristin Thompson
Rohan


May 19 2015, 1:57pm

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Gandalf's new hypnotic powers successfully convince the hobbits that they are seals. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Kristin


Bracegirdle
Valinor


May 19 2015, 2:23pm

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P: “My G – God!” M: “No! White a minute! I think it’s Gandalf!” // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



Loresilme
Valinor


May 19 2015, 3:00pm

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Gandalf had threatened to ground them if they didn't stop misbehaving, but they had no idea he meant it literally. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


sador
Half-elven


May 20 2015, 1:10pm

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Then I saw his face, now I'm a believer. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Darkstone
Immortal


May 22 2015, 5:42pm

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The winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

The environmental chemist in me finds this hilarious!

Enough proteasing:

Go forth and post!

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I met a Balrog on the stair.
He had some wings that weren't there.
They weren't there again today.
I wish he would just fly away.

(This post was edited by Darkstone on May 22 2015, 5:43pm)


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


May 22 2015, 6:14pm

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Congratulations, dormouse! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"At the end of the journey, all men think that their youth was Arcadia..." - Phantom F. Harlock


BlackFox
Half-elven


May 22 2015, 6:28pm

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Congratulations, dormouse! [In reply to] Can't Post

Looking forward to the next round. Smile



Brethil
Half-elven


May 22 2015, 7:03pm

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Can't wait for your pic! Well done DM! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 









dormouse
Half-elven


May 22 2015, 10:06pm

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Thank 'ee.... [In reply to] Can't Post

I will endeavour to please... or amuse.... or summat like that! Angelic


Bracegirdle
Valinor


May 22 2015, 10:25pm

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Congrats and outta your teapot - :) [In reply to] Can't Post

You may peekee out your lid and unplug your spout. Smile

I'm always late on these (not to mention - not very good) Mad

But looking forward to what the dormouse comes up wit. Cool

Endeavour to amuse me or abuse me - everone else do....
(Not really - we loves you all!) Heart


 
 

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