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zarabia
Tol Eressea


Apr 26 2015, 11:10pm

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Ernest Hemingway [In reply to] Can't Post

could never remember how he found himself, twerking without a lollipop...LaughLaughLaugh

You realize that life goes fast
It's hard to make the good things last
You realize the sun doesn't go down
It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning 'round

~Do You Realize?, The Flaming Lips


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Apr 27 2015, 12:25am

Post #52 of 71 (1383 views)
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What were those wandering Dormouses [In reply to] Can't Post

doing out of their teapots..

I gots to know! Sly



Bracegirdle
Valinor


Apr 27 2015, 3:17am

Post #53 of 71 (1377 views)
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Ernest Hemingway [In reply to] Can't Post


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could never remember how he found himself, twerking without a lollipop..


Well, he had a little dementia in his Eldar Days....WinkWinkWink



Bracegirdle
Valinor


Apr 27 2015, 3:26am

Post #54 of 71 (1370 views)
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Occasionally something [In reply to] Can't Post

just flows - such as fresh eggses in Gandalf's pants. TongueTongueTongue

Yuckies!!


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*eggses in Gandalf's pants..."

Unsure



Brethil
Half-elven


Apr 27 2015, 3:49am

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This was great fun BG - thank you! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 









dormouse
Half-elven


Apr 27 2015, 7:21am

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Brewing tea for kind Mr Bracegirdle [In reply to] Can't Post

Of course! Angelic



BlackFox
Half-elven


Apr 27 2015, 9:21am

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Hilarious, as always! [In reply to] Can't Post

Thanks, BG! Laugh



BlackFox
Half-elven


Apr 27 2015, 9:22am

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This. Is. Just. Too. Funny. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



dernwyn
Forum Admin / Moderator


Apr 27 2015, 10:06am

Post #59 of 71 (1351 views)
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It's "without any Barbie dolls" [In reply to] Can't Post

that's giving me images I'd rather not see...Crazy

Laugh!


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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"




dernwyn
Forum Admin / Moderator


Apr 27 2015, 10:11am

Post #60 of 71 (1351 views)
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So true! [In reply to] Can't Post

Gramma can vouch, that it's a long way from Kalamazoo to the Lonely Mountain in New Zealand! Heart

And if I recall my American history aright, it was indeed that Chrismas party at which the British and Hessians were reveling which allowed Gen. Washington to stage his fateful attack. Wink


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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"




dernwyn
Forum Admin / Moderator


Apr 27 2015, 10:15am

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Somehow... [In reply to] Can't Post

...I have trouble imagining Freddy Mercury rumbling...

Of course Dormouses inappropriatley chortle! That's what makes them so much fun! Angelic

Heh, thank you for the laughs, BG!


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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"




Bracegirdle
Valinor


Apr 27 2015, 12:54pm

Post #62 of 71 (1345 views)
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Many THANKS everyone. . . [In reply to] Can't Post

*heads over to main *with an inappropriate chortle* to see how The Grey Elf is doing* Smile



Greenwood Hobbit
Valinor


Apr 27 2015, 1:23pm

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Ah, the human imagination [In reply to] Can't Post

is a truly wonderful thing... the fact that we can actually summon up mental images (which may indeed have scarred us somewhat!) for so much of this craziness is a marvel in itself!


The Grey Elf
Grey Havens


Apr 27 2015, 2:15pm

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Done already, are you, Bracegirdle?? [In reply to] Can't Post

Tsk. Exhibitionists.

Wink




dormouse
Half-elven


Apr 27 2015, 2:22pm

Post #65 of 71 (1335 views)
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*The dormouse has a quiet (and inappropriate) chortle... // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


The Grey Elf
Grey Havens


Apr 27 2015, 2:31pm

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Now that's what I call proper folderol!! [In reply to] Can't Post

My fave bits were:

"pushing his eggses into Gandalf's pants" - *snert*

"these are prisoners of our king who have inappropriately chortled" - *snigger*

"The Master of the Hopscotch Finals sprang from his billowing chair." - that must be some trick but I guess if you've made the Finals you must be pretty darn great at hopping, hee.

Thanks for the goofy fun, Bracegirdle! I hope mine turns out as well. Off to work ... (* Thorin-slides out of frame *)




Bracegirdle
Valinor


Apr 27 2015, 6:06pm

Post #67 of 71 (1321 views)
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Thanks Grey Elf.. [In reply to] Can't Post

Agreed! "...pushing his eggses into Gandalf's pants..." has to take the "chortle" lead. Sly

Waiting with bated breath for your completed nonesense!! SmileSmile

Take your time, take your time... er . . . HURRY UP! Wink



Bracegirdle
Valinor


Apr 27 2015, 6:13pm

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Here again the completed twaddle for those who don't care to scroll backwardly.. [In reply to] Can't Post

From: Roast Mutton

….To the end of his days Ernest Hemingway could never remember how he found himself twerking, without a lollipop, walking-stick or any Barbie dolls, or anything that he usually took when he went out curling; macerating his juicy breakfast half-finished and quite unwashed-up, pushing his eggses into Gandalf’s pants, and running as fast as his furry waggon could carry him down the lane, past the Romanov family, across theGreat Sofa, and then on for a whole mile or more.
.… Sweetly puffed he was, when he got to France just on the stroke of eleven, and found he had come without a sphygmomanometer!

From: A Short Rest

.… “Is that the tomato ?, asked Harlow Shapley in a solemn voice, looking at it with radiant eyes. He had never seen a rainbow that looked so big before.”
.…Eeeew! ” said the Geek Squad computer repairman. “That is only the beginning of the Pinking Shear Mountains , and we have to get through, or over, or under those somehow, before we canpuff into the succotash beyond. And it is a deal of a way even from Kalamazoo to the Lonely Mountain in New Zealand where Victor Borge lies on our silk Charmeuse.”
…. “O!” said Bilbo, and just at that moment he felt more pulchritudinous than he ever remembered pontificating before. He was thinking once again of his comfortable etch-a-sketch before the fire in the favorite exhibition room in his hobbit-hole, and of the Yo-yo Quartet singing. Not for the11862nd time!
…. Now John Adams led the way. “We must not begrudge the Christmas Eve Party, or we shall be done for,” he said.

From: A Warm Welcome

.… “I am Howard Shore son of Vincent Van Gogh son of Guglielmo Marconi King under the Sundered ocean! I return!” cried Freddy Mercury in a rumbling voice from the door, before the Dreaded Unicorn could say anything.
…. All galumphed to their wooly mammoths . The Master of the Hopscotch Finals sprang from his billowing chair. But none gesticulated in greater surprise than Kim Jong-un of the Bikers Guild who were jack-knifing at the lower end of the dodecahedron. Pressing forward before Beethoven’s table they cried:
…. “These are prisoners of our king that have inappropriately chortled, wandering vagabond Dormouses that could not give any good account of themselves, guttling through the woods and tracking our stilettos
…. “Is this true?” asked Josef Stalin . As a matter of fact he thought it far more likely than the return of Immanuel Kant under the smokehouse , if any suchDr. Leonard ‘Bones’ McCoy had ever macerated.



zarabia
Tol Eressea


Apr 28 2015, 2:31am

Post #69 of 71 (1305 views)
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The word "twerking" alone is hilarious [In reply to] Can't Post

Just the sound, without consideration of meaning, is funny enough. But the thought of Ermest Hemingway twerking, with or without lollipops, is hysterical. Laugh

You realize that life goes fast
It's hard to make the good things last
You realize the sun doesn't go down
It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning 'round

~Do You Realize?, The Flaming Lips


zarabia
Tol Eressea


Apr 28 2015, 2:33am

Post #70 of 71 (1304 views)
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Thanks, BG! This was such fun :) // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

You realize that life goes fast
It's hard to make the good things last
You realize the sun doesn't go down
It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning 'round

~Do You Realize?, The Flaming Lips


Kim
Valinor


Apr 28 2015, 3:52am

Post #71 of 71 (1301 views)
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Little did I realize [In reply to] Can't Post

that the eggses and pants would be utilized quite so er, effectively. Thanks for the fun Bracegirdle!


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