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zarabia
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Apr 26 2015, 11:10pm
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could never remember how he found himself, twerking without a lollipop...
You realize that life goes fast It's hard to make the good things last You realize the sun doesn't go down It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning 'round ~Do You Realize?, The Flaming Lips
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Bracegirdle
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Apr 27 2015, 12:25am
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What were those wandering Dormouses
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doing out of their teapots.. I gots to know!
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Brethil
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Apr 27 2015, 3:49am
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This was great fun BG - thank you! //
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dormouse
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Apr 27 2015, 7:21am
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Brewing tea for kind Mr Bracegirdle
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Of course!
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BlackFox
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Apr 27 2015, 9:21am
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Thanks, BG!
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dernwyn
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Apr 27 2015, 10:06am
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It's "without any Barbie dolls"
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that's giving me images I'd rather not see... !
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "I desired dragons with a profound desire"
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dernwyn
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Apr 27 2015, 10:11am
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Gramma can vouch, that it's a long way from Kalamazoo to the Lonely Mountain in New Zealand! And if I recall my American history aright, it was indeed that Chrismas party at which the British and Hessians were reveling which allowed Gen. Washington to stage his fateful attack.
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dernwyn
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Apr 27 2015, 10:15am
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...I have trouble imagining Freddy Mercury rumbling... Of course Dormouses inappropriatley chortle! That's what makes them so much fun! Heh, thank you for the laughs, BG!
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Apr 27 2015, 12:54pm
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*heads over to main *with an inappropriate chortle* to see how The Grey Elf is doing*
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Greenwood Hobbit
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Apr 27 2015, 1:23pm
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is a truly wonderful thing... the fact that we can actually summon up mental images (which may indeed have scarred us somewhat!) for so much of this craziness is a marvel in itself!
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The Grey Elf
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Apr 27 2015, 2:15pm
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Done already, are you, Bracegirdle??
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Tsk. Exhibitionists.
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dormouse
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Apr 27 2015, 2:22pm
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*The dormouse has a quiet (and inappropriate) chortle... //
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The Grey Elf
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Apr 27 2015, 2:31pm
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Now that's what I call proper folderol!!
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My fave bits were: "pushing his eggses into Gandalf's pants" - *snert* "these are prisoners of our king who have inappropriately chortled" - *snigger* "The Master of the Hopscotch Finals sprang from his billowing chair." - that must be some trick but I guess if you've made the Finals you must be pretty darn great at hopping, hee. Thanks for the goofy fun, Bracegirdle! I hope mine turns out as well. Off to work ... (* Thorin-slides out of frame *)
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Bracegirdle
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Apr 27 2015, 6:06pm
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Agreed! "...pushing his eggses into Gandalf's pants..." has to take the "chortle" lead. Waiting with bated breath for your completed nonesense!! Take your time, take your time... er . . . HURRY UP!
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Bracegirdle
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Apr 27 2015, 6:13pm
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Here again the completed twaddle for those who don't care to scroll backwardly..
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From: Roast Mutton ….To the end of his days Ernest Hemingway could never remember how he found himself twerking, without a lollipop, walking-stick or any Barbie dolls, or anything that he usually took when he went out curling; macerating his juicy breakfast half-finished and quite unwashed-up, pushing his eggses into Gandalf’s pants, and running as fast as his furry waggon could carry him down the lane, past the Romanov family, across theGreat Sofa, and then on for a whole mile or more. .… Sweetly puffed he was, when he got to France just on the stroke of eleven, and found he had come without a sphygmomanometer! From: A Short Rest .… “Is that the tomato ?, asked Harlow Shapley in a solemn voice, looking at it with radiant eyes. He had never seen a rainbow that looked so big before.” .… “ Eeeew! ” said the Geek Squad computer repairman. “That is only the beginning of the Pinking Shear Mountains , and we have to get through, or over, or under those somehow, before we canpuff into the succotash beyond. And it is a deal of a way even from Kalamazoo to the Lonely Mountain in New Zealand where Victor Borge lies on our silk Charmeuse.” …. “O!” said Bilbo, and just at that moment he felt more pulchritudinous than he ever remembered pontificating before. He was thinking once again of his comfortable etch-a-sketch before the fire in the favorite exhibition room in his hobbit-hole, and of the Yo-yo Quartet singing. Not for the11862nd time! …. Now John Adams led the way. “We must not begrudge the Christmas Eve Party, or we shall be done for,” he said. From: A Warm Welcome .… “I am Howard Shore son of Vincent Van Gogh son of Guglielmo Marconi King under the Sundered ocean! I return!” cried Freddy Mercury in a rumbling voice from the door, before the Dreaded Unicorn could say anything. …. All galumphed to their wooly mammoths . The Master of the Hopscotch Finals sprang from his billowing chair. But none gesticulated in greater surprise than Kim Jong-un of the Bikers Guild who were jack-knifing at the lower end of the dodecahedron. Pressing forward before Beethoven’s table they cried: …. “These are prisoners of our king that have inappropriately chortled, wandering vagabond Dormouses that could not give any good account of themselves, guttling through the woods and tracking our stilettos ” …. “Is this true?” asked Josef Stalin . As a matter of fact he thought it far more likely than the return of Immanuel Kant under the smokehouse , if any suchDr. Leonard ‘Bones’ McCoy had ever macerated.
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zarabia
Tol Eressea
Apr 28 2015, 2:31am
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The word "twerking" alone is hilarious
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Just the sound, without consideration of meaning, is funny enough. But the thought of Ermest Hemingway twerking, with or without lollipops, is hysterical.
You realize that life goes fast It's hard to make the good things last You realize the sun doesn't go down It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning 'round ~Do You Realize?, The Flaming Lips
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zarabia
Tol Eressea
Apr 28 2015, 2:33am
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Thanks, BG! This was such fun :) //
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You realize that life goes fast It's hard to make the good things last You realize the sun doesn't go down It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning 'round ~Do You Realize?, The Flaming Lips
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Kim
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Apr 28 2015, 3:52am
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that the eggses and pants would be utilized quite so er, effectively. Thanks for the fun Bracegirdle!
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