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Starglass
Rivendell


Apr 16 2015, 2:21pm

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Hello everybody! Who's ready for another title contest? Thanks to cats16 for choosing my caption last round in which I gave you all an update on Legolas' Instagram activity Tongue Thanks also to BlackFox for coming up with this whole idea! All righty then, let's get on to the screencap:



What is going on here with Frodo and Gollum? Looking forward to hearing all your replies! Cool


BlackFox
Half-elven


Apr 16 2015, 4:16pm

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Gollum was bitterly disappointed when he realized it wasn't a fish he had pulled out of the water. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


Apr 16 2015, 7:30pm

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"It's Christmas - come give your grandmother a kiss." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Lissuin
Valinor


Apr 16 2015, 7:35pm

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You've already got two super ones. [In reply to] Can't Post

We're all gonna have to really work at this one!Laugh


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Apr 16 2015, 10:20pm

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“Hmm, well we swears my precious. Five-hundred years ago we looked just like thee!” // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

'Here is the heart of Elvendom on earth, and here my heart dwells ever, unless there be a light beyond the dark roads that we still must tread, you and I. Come with me!' And taking Frodo's hand in his, he left the hill of Cerin Amroth and came there never again as living man.


Meneldor
Valinor


Apr 17 2015, 12:16am

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You had me at "precious." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


cats16
Half-elven


Apr 17 2015, 3:46am

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"Nobody ever lies about being lonely." [In reply to] Can't Post

I think I found the visual influence for this shot...





Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!




zarabia
Tol Eressea


Apr 17 2015, 9:12am

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"Master is sure he doesn't needs CPR? We've been practicing, haven't we, Precious...Ha ah ah ah stayin' alive, stayin' alive..." [In reply to] Can't Post

http://m.livescience.com/...th-cpr-training.html

You realize that life goes fast
It's hard to make the good things last
You realize the sun doesn't go down
It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning 'round

~Do You Realize?, The Flaming Lips


(This post was edited by zarabia on Apr 17 2015, 9:21am)


dormouse
Half-elven


Apr 17 2015, 2:53pm

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"Samwise? No Master, we hasn't seen him anywhere..." *hic* // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Riven Delve
Tol Eressea


Apr 17 2015, 6:50pm

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"The sign clearly says No Bellysmackers on the Dead People! One more violation of Dead Marshes rules, and you forfeit your right to the Precious!" [In reply to] Can't Post

 


“Tollers,” Lewis said to Tolkien, “there is too little of what we really like in stories. I am afraid we shall have to try and write some ourselves.”



Brethil
Half-elven


Apr 17 2015, 7:23pm

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Don't be false, master. We knows those are color contacts. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 








Lissuin
Valinor


Apr 17 2015, 11:49pm

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Nah-ah, Baggins! We don't wants a game of riddles! We don't wants to show it the way out! We just wants to eat it WHOLE!!! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Starglass
Rivendell


Apr 18 2015, 11:36am

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Great replies so far! [In reply to] Can't Post

I can tell I'll have my work cut out for me picking a winner! Keep 'em coming! Smile


SirDennisC
Half-elven


Apr 20 2015, 1:05am

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Now who smells like a nasty bog, eh precious, eh? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



(This post was edited by SirDennisC on Apr 20 2015, 1:06am)


Loresilme
Valinor


Apr 20 2015, 2:14pm

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Lord of the Christmas Carol: Frodo meets the Ghost of Christmas Precious // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Darkstone
Immortal


Apr 20 2015, 2:24pm

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"If Master liked it he should have put a ring on it." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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No Orc, No Orc!!
It's a wonderful town!!!
Mount Doom blew up,
And the Black Tower's down!!
The orcs all fell in a hole in the ground!
No Orc, No Orc!!
It's a heckuva town!!!

-Lord of the Rings: The Musical, music by Leonard Bernstein, lyrics by Betty Comden and Adolph Green


Bombadil
Half-elven


Apr 20 2015, 6:43pm

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What were trying to Do, MASTER?.... KISS that Dead Elf?/// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Brethil
Half-elven


Apr 20 2015, 8:57pm

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*hahahaha* // [In reply to] Can't Post

Lord of the Christmas Carol: Frodo meets the Ghost of Christmas Precious








CuriousG
Half-elven


Apr 20 2015, 9:33pm

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I'm a professional tour guide, and if you dare interrupt me one more time...! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Lissuin
Valinor


Apr 20 2015, 9:39pm

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Nooooo, Darkstone! Now I have Singing Gollum in my head! [In reply to] Can't Post

HA! FTW!


cats16
Half-elven


Apr 21 2015, 3:21am

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Queen Beyruthiel wrote that one, right? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!




Darkstone
Immortal


Apr 21 2015, 4:27am

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At least it's not... [In reply to] Can't Post

...a twerking Gollum.

(Oops, sorry. Forgot about the "Don't Think of Zebras" paradox.)

******************************************
No Orc, No Orc!!
It's a wonderful town!!!
Mount Doom blew up,
And the Black Tower's down!!
The orcs all fell in a hole in the ground!
No Orc, No Orc!!
It's a heckuva town!!!

-Lord of the Rings: The Musical, music by Leonard Bernstein, lyrics by Betty Comden and Adolph Green

(This post was edited by Darkstone on Apr 21 2015, 4:28am)


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Apr 21 2015, 4:18pm

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Thought it was a "Purple Monkey" or is it "Pink Elephant" or is it "Pink Oliphant" ?? .... [In reply to] Can't Post


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(Oops, sorry. Forgot about the "Don't Think of Zebras" paradox.)


'Here is the heart of Elvendom on earth, and here my heart dwells ever, unless there be a light beyond the dark roads that we still must tread, you and I. Come with me!' And taking Frodo's hand in his, he left the hill of Cerin Amroth and came there never again as living man.


Lissuin
Valinor


Apr 22 2015, 8:02pm

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Whatever, BG, this is obviously not as safe a place to hang out as we'd thought ! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Starglass
Rivendell


Apr 25 2015, 12:50am

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I'm going to have to give you the win! [In reply to] Can't Post

Great caption! Poor Frodo looks pretty terrified at the thought of receiving CPR from Gollum! And your song lyrics were perfect too. Wink

Everybody's captions were very entertaining this round. It was a tough choice and I really enjoyed hosting it!

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