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geordie
Tol Eressea

Apr 1 2015, 5:57pm

Post #51 of 75 (1255 views)
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Oh, it's a joke? Dang! ;-) // [In reply to] Can't Post

Wink


Magpie
Immortal


Apr 1 2015, 6:01pm

Post #52 of 75 (1268 views)
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ah, you love us geordie. [In reply to] Can't Post

truly you do. :-)


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Ciars
Rohan


Apr 1 2015, 6:03pm

Post #53 of 75 (1272 views)
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Unleashes the Tribbles... [In reply to] Can't Post

Lasers set to stun! Who needs a kraken? The Tribbles will swarm the good ship Torn and uncover the secret admins forum, bwharrr!


Brethil
Half-elven


Apr 1 2015, 6:03pm

Post #54 of 75 (1271 views)
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All a joke... except the bit about copyright pillaging. [In reply to] Can't Post

Wink








Brethil
Half-elven


Apr 1 2015, 6:44pm

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You drive a hard bargain Foxy One. I'll throw in a hat... [In reply to] Can't Post


And some timeshares in Aruba. Evil








grammaboodawg
Immortal


Apr 1 2015, 6:53pm

Post #56 of 75 (1242 views)
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Ooooo! Ooo!!! I'll take 2!!! [In reply to] Can't Post

One for now and one to replace it when I forget where I put it!



Hobbit: BotFA Geeky Observation List draft #5 1/30/15


6th draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observations List - November 28, 2013
4th draft of TH:DOS Geeky Observations List - May 15, 2014



sample

"There is more in you of good than you know, child of the kindly West."

I'm SO HAPPY these new films take me back to that magical world!!



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TORn's Geeky Observations Lists for LotR and The Hobbit


Brethil
Half-elven


Apr 1 2015, 6:59pm

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*tries to look past Ataahua* to the Forum Beyond... [In reply to] Can't Post

Wait. How many of these do you HAVE in there??????????









BlackFox
Half-elven


Apr 1 2015, 7:20pm

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Tempting, tempting... [In reply to] Can't Post

Fine, you can have that little devil. I've been thinking about upgrading anyway. Angelic
Ta-da!



Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Apr 1 2015, 8:05pm

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Haaaaaaahahaha! Aack-- [In reply to] Can't Post

But what if they escape? Who's responsible for Guard Duty?Shocked



geordie
Tol Eressea

Apr 1 2015, 8:52pm

Post #60 of 75 (1222 views)
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ah, shucks, yes I do... [In reply to] Can't Post

Smile


Silverlode
Forum Admin / Moderator


Apr 1 2015, 9:33pm

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Oh, they're being watched. [In reply to] Can't Post

We have a good'un for that....



Silverlode

"The Corsairs of Umbar!" men shouted. "The Corsairs of Umbar! Look! The Corsairs of Umbar are coming! So Belfalas is taken, and the Ethir, and Lebennin is gone. The Cosairs are upon us! It is the last stroke of doom!"



Brethil
Half-elven


Apr 1 2015, 10:24pm

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Ah, excellent Foxy! I loves an accord. [In reply to] Can't Post

EvilEvilEvilEvil








Magpie
Immortal


Apr 1 2015, 10:37pm

Post #63 of 75 (1212 views)
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okay... here you go [In reply to] Can't Post



oh, you said *accord*


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Brethil
Half-elven


Apr 1 2015, 10:56pm

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I knew there was life after the Sarlacc! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 








Silverlode
Forum Admin / Moderator


Apr 1 2015, 11:22pm

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You know....all that time spent [In reply to] Can't Post

on trying to figure out what to call that thing and nobody thought of "rotator cuff". Tongue

Silverlode

"The Corsairs of Umbar!" men shouted. "The Corsairs of Umbar! Look! The Corsairs of Umbar are coming! So Belfalas is taken, and the Ethir, and Lebennin is gone. The Cosairs are upon us! It is the last stroke of doom!"



Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Apr 2 2015, 4:43am

Post #66 of 75 (1194 views)
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Awww, it's all back to normal. [In reply to] Can't Post

*bottom lip drops*

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Silverlode
Forum Admin / Moderator


Apr 2 2015, 5:23am

Post #67 of 75 (1186 views)
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I know, it feels like [In reply to] Can't Post

taking down the party decorations. And I didn't get to do all the terrorizing I wanted to. Pirate

Silverlode

Roads go ever ever on
Under cloud and under star
Yet feet that wandering have gone
Turn at last to home afar.
Eyes that fire and sword have seen
And horror in the halls of stone
Look at last on meadows green
And trees and hills they long have known.




grammaboodawg
Immortal


Apr 2 2015, 9:42am

Post #68 of 75 (1164 views)
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*whispers* Define "normal" ;) // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



Hobbit: BotFA Geeky Observation List draft #5 1/30/15


6th draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observations List - November 28, 2013
4th draft of TH:DOS Geeky Observations List - May 15, 2014



sample

"There is more in you of good than you know, child of the kindly West."

I'm SO HAPPY these new films take me back to that magical world!!



TIME Google Calendar
TORn's Geeky Observations Lists for LotR and The Hobbit


NottaSackville
Tol Eressea

Apr 2 2015, 12:01pm

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Now that I own it... [In reply to] Can't Post

I'm officially re-naming it the Rotator Cuff.

Though I did like Galadrial's Mirror -

Notta

Happiness: money matters, but less than we think and not in the way that we think. Family is important and so are friends, while envy is toxic -- and so is excessive thinking. Beaches are optional. Trust is not. Neither is gratitude. - The Geography of Bliss by Eric Weiner as summarized by Lily Fairbairn. And a bit of the Hobbit reading thrown in never hurts. - NottaSackville


Brethil
Half-elven


Apr 2 2015, 3:18pm

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'Galadriel's Rotator Cuff'? [In reply to] Can't Post

She did nail Feanor in the head with a football that one time, right? So it must be a good one. Wink








Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Apr 2 2015, 3:38pm

Post #71 of 75 (1152 views)
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Here's some medicaton that may help. [In reply to] Can't Post

Take as many tablets as needed throughout the day.

3.5 mg. of chelated fear, trepidation, and horror per entric-coated tablet

ShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShockedShocked



Brethil
Half-elven


Apr 2 2015, 3:42pm

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We think you should be allowed some extra terrorizing, just to make up for it. [In reply to] Can't Post

*ducks behind tree trunk*








(This post was edited by Brethil on Apr 2 2015, 3:42pm)


NottaSackville
Tol Eressea

Apr 2 2015, 5:08pm

Post #73 of 75 (1134 views)
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Works for me! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Happiness: money matters, but less than we think and not in the way that we think. Family is important and so are friends, while envy is toxic -- and so is excessive thinking. Beaches are optional. Trust is not. Neither is gratitude. - The Geography of Bliss by Eric Weiner as summarized by Lily Fairbairn. And a bit of the Hobbit reading thrown in never hurts. - NottaSackville


Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Apr 2 2015, 8:35pm

Post #74 of 75 (1122 views)
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Good point! :D / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


Ataahua's stories


Meneldor
Valinor


Apr 2 2015, 9:51pm

Post #75 of 75 (1126 views)
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Go ahead, punk. Terrorize me. [In reply to] Can't Post

Grrrr.

Tongue

Evil


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107

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