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The Ring Poem slightly distorted

Bracegirdle
Valinor


Mar 30 2015, 9:07pm

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The Ring Poem slightly distorted Can't Post

The Ring Poem in Reality:

Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.


The Ring Poem desecrated:
I have rearranged the letters in a few words. Otherwise it is accurate.
(If this makes any sense Unsure or if you enjoy this, Cool you may join me in my rubber room. Crazy)

There grins for Nevel Gnisk nuder the sky,
Veens for the Frawd Drols in their Shlal of Notes,
Nein for Lotam Nem mooded to die,
One for the Kard Rold on his kard nother
In the Nald of Rodorm where the Swodash lie.
One grin to lure Hemt Lal, One grin to find meth,
One girn to gnirb them all; Dan in the Snarkdes bind Hemt
In the Nald of Rodorm where the Swodash lie.


(Yeah, I know – I left out a “the”.)




Lissuin
Valinor


Mar 31 2015, 5:06am

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Bracegirdle, now, admit it. [In reply to] Can't Post

You did not write this. You lifted it straight from the ancient Icelandic saga Dan in the Snarkdes - which means, I suppose, so did the Professor! Shocked

(Do some more, please. Smile )


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Mar 31 2015, 12:51pm

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Okay, so I've been outed . . [In reply to] Can't Post

A plagiarist am I BlushBlushBlush

And you may join me In the Nald of Rodorm where the Swodash lie. WinkWinkWink




Meneldor
Valinor


Mar 31 2015, 1:14pm

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Anyone else read it in the Swedish chef voice? // [In reply to] Can't Post

Bork bork bork


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


NottaSackville
Valinor

Mar 31 2015, 2:13pm

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Now I have, and that adds another layer of amazingness to it // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Happiness: money matters, but less than we think and not in the way that we think. Family is important and so are friends, while envy is toxic -- and so is excessive thinking. Beaches are optional. Trust is not. Neither is gratitude. - The Geography of Bliss by Eric Weiner as summarized by Lily Fairbairn. And a bit of the Hobbit reading thrown in never hurts. - NottaSackville


dormouse
Half-elven


Mar 31 2015, 4:00pm

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They sound like relatives of the Mewlips.... [In reply to] Can't Post

Is there room for a mordouse in a peatot?


dernwyn
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Mar 31 2015, 4:25pm

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*eyes cross* [In reply to] Can't Post

For some strange reason, I want to follow that up with "Twas brillig..."

Are you certain you're not channeling Lewis Carroll? Wink


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Bracegirdle
Valinor


Mar 31 2015, 5:49pm

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Me too. *Lewis Carroll turns vore in his garve* // [In reply to] Can't Post

 




Bracegirdle
Valinor


Mar 31 2015, 5:57pm

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Yes! There’s always ormo for trohane roudmose. :) [In reply to] Can't Post

 




BlackFox
Half-elven


Mar 31 2015, 5:59pm

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What about for a FlackBox? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



Bracegirdle
Valinor


Mar 31 2015, 6:23pm

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Hmm, always wondered [In reply to] Can't Post

where they kept all that "Flack". Tongue

In a FlackBox. . . of course... WinkWink




Aunt Dora Baggins
Immortal


Mar 31 2015, 8:01pm

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Excellent! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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"For DORA BAGGINS in memory of a LONG correspondence, with love from Bilbo; on a large wastebasket. Dora was Drogo's sister, and the eldest surviving female relative of Bilbo and Frodo; she was ninety-nine, and had written reams of good advice for more than half a century."
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swordwhale
Tol Eressea


Apr 1 2015, 4:01pm

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.... [In reply to] Can't Post

Lewis Carroll and the Swedish Chef, a crossover!

Na 'Aear, na 'Aear! Mýl 'lain nallol, I sûl ribiel a i falf 'loss reviol...
To the sea, to the sea, the white gulls are crying, the wind is blowing and the white foam is flying...




 
 

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