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Ataahua
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Mar 23 2015, 3:09am
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Title Contest Round XLVII
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Thanks, Loresilme, for giving me the nod from the previous title round. So here's a fresh image from LOTR to get everyone's creative juices flowing:
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Meneldor
Valinor
Mar 23 2015, 4:11am
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Agh! I stepped in orc fewmets! //
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They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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DanielLB
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Mar 23 2015, 7:11am
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The Fellowship's conga party ended in disaster when Boromir led them off a cliff. /
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zarabia
Tol Eressea
Mar 23 2015, 7:13am
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"I don't care how undignified you look, Mr. Middle-earth's Next Top Model! Just pull!"
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You realize that life goes fast
It's hard to make the good things last
You realize the sun doesn't go down
It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning 'round
~Do You Realize?, The Flaming Lips
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zarabia
Tol Eressea
Mar 23 2015, 7:14am
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You realize that life goes fast
It's hard to make the good things last
You realize the sun doesn't go down
It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning 'round
~Do You Realize?, The Flaming Lips
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BlackFox
Half-elven
Mar 23 2015, 9:50am
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Boromir immediately regretted accepting the hobbits' invitation to a firewalking contest. //
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dormouse
Half-elven
Mar 23 2015, 10:30am
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The moment they discovered that Boromirs don't have wings //
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Mar 23 2015, 12:54pm
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"Leg! Get this !@#$ off me! I don't wanna play no more!"
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Darkstone
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Mar 23 2015, 1:50pm
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No Orc, No Orc!!
It's a wonderful town!!!
Mount Doom blew up,
And the Black Tower's down!!
The orcs all fell in a hole in the ground!
No Orc, No Orc!!
It's a heckuva town!!!
-Lord of the Rings: The Musical, music by Leonard Bernstein, lyrics by Betty Comden and Adolph Green
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Otaku-sempai
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Mar 23 2015, 2:11pm
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"Yuck! They have a Cave-troll!" //
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"At the end of the journey, all men think that their youth was Arcadia..." - Phantom F. Harlock
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CuriousG
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Mar 23 2015, 2:50pm
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"Yuck, I just stepped on a hobbit and squished it. I'll never get that off my boots." //
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FaramirAndEowynMorningStar
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Mar 23 2015, 5:11pm
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Legolas: "I think I've just had another near-SeanBean experience"
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 ..The Lord of Silver Fountains
.....The King of Carven Stone
..The King Under the Mountain
.......Shall come into his own
..And the bells will ring in gladness
......At the Mountain King's return
..But all shall fail in sadness
....And the lake will shine and burn
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Riven Delve
Tol Eressea
Mar 24 2015, 12:50am
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Legolas began to wonder if perhaps he shouldn't follow *quite* so close behind Boromir. //
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“Tollers,” Lewis said to Tolkien, “there is too little of what we really like in stories. I am afraid we shall have to try and write some ourselves.”
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Loresilme
Valinor
Mar 24 2015, 1:55pm
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It was only much later, after thanking Legolas profusely for saving his life, that Boromir realized his wallet was missing //
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Darkstone
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Mar 24 2015, 3:13pm
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No Orc, No Orc!!
It's a wonderful town!!!
Mount Doom blew up,
And the Black Tower's down!!
The orcs all fell in a hole in the ground!
No Orc, No Orc!!
It's a heckuva town!!!
-Lord of the Rings: The Musical, music by Leonard Bernstein, lyrics by Betty Comden and Adolph Green
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Darkstone
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Mar 24 2015, 3:19pm
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A Shortcut to Fried Mushrooms. /
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No Orc, No Orc!!
It's a wonderful town!!!
Mount Doom blew up,
And the Black Tower's down!!
The orcs all fell in a hole in the ground!
No Orc, No Orc!!
It's a heckuva town!!!
-Lord of the Rings: The Musical, music by Leonard Bernstein, lyrics by Betty Comden and Adolph Green
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zarabia
Tol Eressea
Mar 24 2015, 11:26pm
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You realize that life goes fast
It's hard to make the good things last
You realize the sun doesn't go down
It's just an illusion caused by the world spinning 'round
~Do You Realize?, The Flaming Lips
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Ataahua
Forum Admin
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Mar 27 2015, 2:34am
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*dingdingdingding* You're a winner!
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Congrats DanielLB - the next round is all yours!
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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BlackFox
Half-elven
Mar 27 2015, 9:57am
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Looking forward to the next round. 
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DanielLB
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Mar 27 2015, 11:07am
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Thanks Ataahua!
*digs around for XLVIII*
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Annael
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Nov 7 2015, 4:27am
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I am a dreamer of words, of written words. I think I am reading; a word stops me. I leave the page. The syllables of the words begin to move around … The words take on other meanings as if they had the right to be young.
-- Gaston Bachelard
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Hehehe! //
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