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Title Contest Round XLVI

Loresilme
Valinor


Mar 19 2015, 5:42pm

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Title Contest Round XLVI Can't Post

otherwise known as Round 46!

Many thanks to CuriousG for choosing my caption on the surprising origins of crazy glue Sly.

Next up for your consideration:




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What's really going on here Sly? Caption away!


Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


Mar 19 2015, 6:22pm

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"Halbarad, you've forgotten to wear pants again." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


Mar 19 2015, 6:43pm

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*rolls 20D* "Damn, I got a two for health." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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dormouse
Half-elven


Mar 19 2015, 6:47pm

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Man on right: "Of course my tunic isn't on f...... " // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Mar 19 2015, 8:23pm

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"Who comes before us beardless?" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"At the end of the journey, all men think that their youth was Arcadia..." - Phantom F. Harlock


sador
Half-elven


Mar 19 2015, 8:24pm

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"The Isengard theme ringtone had been banned!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


BlackFox
Half-elven


Mar 19 2015, 8:37pm

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Aragorn was bitterly disappointed when he realized what Theoden really had meant when he'd spoken of "drawing swords together". // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



Brethil
Half-elven


Mar 20 2015, 1:17am

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Oh dear. *heehee* [In reply to] Can't Post

Poor Hama's face REALLY says it.


"Halbarad, you've forgotten to wear pants again."












Meneldor
Valinor


Mar 20 2015, 3:08am

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My lord, I'm sure your plans to build an extension on the Golden Hall [In reply to] Can't Post

are architecturally sublime, but is this really the best time to discuss such matters?


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


Lissuin
Valinor


Mar 20 2015, 3:43am

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" I just don't know what's come over the girl lately. It was a simple request for tea, [In reply to] Can't Post

but you'd think I'd asked her to slay the blasted dwimmerlaik!"


Darkstone
Immortal


Mar 20 2015, 2:47pm

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"Why are there hairy footprints all over the table?" / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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No Orc, No Orc!!
It's a wonderful town!!!
Mount Doom blew up,
And the Black Tower's down!!
The orcs all fell in a hole in the ground!
No Orc, No Orc!!
It's a heckuva town!!!

-Lord of the Rings: The Musical, music by Leonard Bernstein, lyrics by Betty Comden and Adolph Green


Loresilme
Valinor


Mar 22 2015, 1:21pm

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*ding ding* And we have a winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

Forth Eorlingirl Tongue!! And fear no caption Laugh!


sador
Half-elven


Mar 22 2015, 2:43pm

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Does "again" refer to the pants thread, or to Bakshi? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


BlackFox
Half-elven


Mar 22 2015, 3:47pm

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Congratulations, Ataahua! [In reply to] Can't Post

Looking forward to the next round. Smile



Ataahua
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Mar 22 2015, 5:54pm

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Cool! Thanks Loresilme. :) / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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